(Cat flutter Chinese) "Xiaoshuang, you're here!" Lin Yang said, but his eyes kept on Jun Ziyu, and he said, "Is he going too?" ”

Lin Chengshuang was embarrassed, she didn't plan to bring Jun Ziyu over, but this damn bastard was so thick-skinned, "As this girl's bodyguard, I have to follow, lest she be deceived by some people, then it's not good!" ”

"Hey, Jun Ziyu, keep your mouth clean!" She gritted her teeth in anger.

Lin Yang is good-natured, but when he heard that sentence, so as not to be deceived by some people, this is clearly saying that he is a little annoyed, who is this person? I don't know the origin, I still look like a fart!

"Hey, I said you, you've been coming to the Lin family for a long time, shouldn't you go home!"

"I'm not in a hurry, what are you in a hurry?" Jun Ziyu asked rhetorically.

Obviously, the cold air emitted around these two people is not worth their lives, like this case, Lin Chengshuang said that she can't afford to provoke her, can't she hide? But if the two really fight, it won't be good, she persuaded: "You two to cool off, Brother Lin Yang might as well let him follow, for my sake, can you talk to Uncle Dacheng?" ”

Lin Yang was helpless, glanced at her, the smile as warm as the sun instantly melted her heart, she couldn't help but be a little stupid, compared to this iceberg man, sure enough, the warm man seemed to be more comfortable.

"Okay, Xiaoshuang, you wait, I'll go talk to Daddy!"

"Thank you, Brother Lin Yang!"

Jun Ziyu looked at it, and was so angry that it was a pimple in his teeth, and he slapped his forehead in front of her with a gravity, and it hurt, she shouted, "Jun Ziyu, what are you crazy about?" ”

"I don't have it, I just want your head to be clear!"

"What's inexplicable, my mind is very clear, okay?"

"Look at the way you look at him, hey, how old are you, girl, you are a nymphomaniac, I am ashamed of you!"

"You're sick, who's a nymphomaniac!"

"It's there just now, seeing the handsome guy like this, don't you girls care about their appearance?"

Lin Chengshuang walked violently, "How can I have, I won't treat you, if you want to say handsome guy, in addition to you making me dumbfounded, what other man in this Lin family courtyard looks so demonic, hum!" ”

"Poof!" Suddenly, Jun Ziyu laughed, to be honest, he liked this very much, he made her dumbfounded, and he was really the only one who made her dumbfounded!

Lin Chengshuang was inexplicable, he was so angry just now, he was laughing too, and he didn't know what this man was doing, so he said that he was stupid and didn't understand, so he didn't pay attention to him, and when Lin Yang said that she could take him with her, she said angrily, "Let's go, otherwise it's not too early!" ”

Now there are three people sitting in the carriage, except for Lin Dacheng who is driving outside, these three people are sitting in the carriage with big eyes and small eyes, and Lin Cheng is very tired from staring at him!

The atmosphere in the carriage seemed to be a little weird, no one spoke at all, but he could feel a strong torrent, especially the two teenagers in front of him, their eyes had been looking at her, and they looked at her left and right, neither up nor down, anyway, she was embarrassed, she sighed in her heart, what kind of sin did she create, the eyes of these two men are very strange, look at her, just look at her? But if she doesn't speak, haven't these two men considered her feelings? That's very uncomfortable, isn't it?

So in order to break this awkward atmosphere, she pulled her throat, "I said, how about we talk something to relieve boredom?" ”

"What did you say?" Jun Ziyu asked.

Lin Yang also asked.

Lin Chengshuang was speechless, this is obviously nonsense, and she even has to ask what she said, it really makes her speechless, can't she just pick and choose something to say?

"Joke!" In this awkward atmosphere, I'm afraid only jokes can alleviate it.

Jun Ziyu frowned, "I won't!" ”

"That's going to be talked about too!"

"I won't talk about it!"

Lin Chengshuang was depressed, how could anyone not tell jokes, she didn't believe it, "Then Brother Lin Yang said?" ”

Lin Yang nodded, "I listen to Xiaoshuang!" ”

Lin Yang was really comfortable when she said this, so she gave him a compliment, "It's still Brother Lin Yang, it's considerate enough!" But as soon as she finished speaking, Jun Ziyu pouted unwillingly, "Cut, just talk about it!" ”

Then the three of them took turns telling jokes, and it was so 'pleasant' to decide!

"And who's going to come first?" She asked.

"You first!"

As soon as she spoke, Jun Ziyu immediately grabbed the words, and didn't even leave her half a minute to think, which really annoyed her, but at this time, Lin Yang came forward to solve the siege, "Or I'll go first, Xiaoshuang can think about it again!" ”

"Ladies first!"

I'm kao! Lin Chengshuang couldn't help but suspect that Jun Ziyu had a grudge against her in her previous life, and everything was aimed at her, but she was first and she was not jealous, this joke was a hundred minutes away, she had an extremely powerful brain, there were so many jokes like these on the computer, was it rare for her?

So she began to tell jokes, "There was a poor scholar who studied hard, and wrote a couplet in front of his house to encourage himself, the upper couplet was: 'Sleeping in a grass hut closed door', the lower couplet was: 'Lying on the feet and making the flute sound', and the horizontal criticism: 'Willing to obey the destiny of heaven'." One day, a Henan man passed by here, and when he saw this couplet, he was curious, and read it aloud in his hometown dialect: 'Who **** ass eyes', 'I told him to make it hurt'...... Yo, and sideways! But this time he reversed: 'Do it again tomorrow!'"

'Poof'! As she spoke, she made herself laugh, but at the moment these two men didn't have the slightest intention of laughing, she was dumbfounded, such a funny joke, are they wood?

"Isn't it funny?" She asked tentatively.

Jun Ziyu said with a dark face, "I don't know what to say! ”

Lin Chengshuang was speechless, she thought it was okay, she didn't know what to say, until Lin Yang explained, "Xiaoshuang, your joke is a little funny, but it's a little rude, after all, you are a girl, it's better not to say it easily!" ”

After listening to their correct explanation, she suddenly felt angry in her heart and wanted to shout to the sky, forehead drop god, these two men are wonderful, do you want to be angry with her?

"Hey, it's both of you're turning."

Lin Yang pulled his throat and said, "Then I'll talk about it first!" ”

"No, that one just now doesn't count, you say it again!" Jun Ziyu came over.

Lin Chengshuang was speechless, "Why don't you count?" ”

"Because it's not funny!"

"What's not funny?"

In order to convince her, Jun Ziyu asked Lin Yang, "Did you laugh just now?" ”

Lin Yang, ". . . Lin Yang is an honest person, but he doesn't want her to be uncomfortable, so he can only smile awkwardly, "Or I'll talk about it!" ”

When she heard it, she also understood the meaning, but wasn't it just a joke? What's so difficult, she has a hundred jokes every minute, "If you talk about it again, I'm afraid of you!" ”

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