(Cat flutter Chinese) "In front of the counter of the ramen shop, there is a beautiful girl waiting in line. When it came to her, the ramen chef asked: Do you want thick or thin? The girl replied, "I will eat whatever you pull." ”

"Poof!" After she finished speaking, she didn't make them laugh, she laughed at herself again!

But these two strange men looked serious, and they seemed to be telling her in the dark, is this joke so funny?

Lin Chengshuang was speechless, and then heard Jun Ziyu say, "It's really insulting, let's talk about it!" ”

She vomited blood immediately after hearing this, oh my! If her eyes could kill people, she would abuse Jun Ziyu a thousand times, and then drown him with a hundred mouthfuls of spit!

"I'll tell you stories, do you like to listen to short or long ones? Short: Once upon a time there was a fly 'buzz~', swatt! Someone was beaten to death! "Long: Once upon a time there was a fly "buzzing" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ swatting! Someone was beaten to death! "Again!"

Lin Chengshuang was speechless, but seeing that they didn't mean to laugh at all, she was petrified in an instant, and she couldn't help but think: Are these two people born of wood? Or is her joke not funny at all.

"One day, the geography teacher asked the students, where does the river flow?

One of the students stood up and sang, "The river flows eastward."

The teacher ignored him, and then said, "How many stars are there in the sky?"

The classmate sang again: The stars in the sky are in the Beidou. The teacher was angry: You get out of here!

Student: Let's go.

The teacher said helplessly: Are you sick?

Student: You have me, I have it all!

Teacher: Try one more sentence...

Student: When the road is uneven, I roar! Teacher: Do you believe that I beat you up?

Student: Shoot when it's time to shoot...

The teacher is angry: I will let you quit school!

Student: Storm Kyushu!"

This time, Lin Chengshuang used the way of rapping and singing, if they didn't laugh, then she would be so angry that she would go away, and sure enough, the emperor lived up to his wishes, and said no less than twenty or thirty jokes, so many that she couldn't count them, and finally sighed, these two woods finally reacted!

Especially Jun Ziyu, the corners of her mouth are open, and the row of neat and neat teeth is so good-looking, she is dumbfounded, but now is not the time to care about whether others look good or not, but she can finally stop telling jokes, how did she know, although she said that she could come up with a hundred jokes in minutes, but she was telling how boring!

"Ha, you're finally laughing!"

This time Lin Yang said frankly: "Actually, Xiaoshuang's joke is still quite funny, it's just... ”

"It's just that we don't understand some of it, especially your last joke, why is that song so weird!"

Lin Chengshuang was speechless, where is that song called wonderful, it's obviously a problem for you ancients, but at the moment, this matter is not important, but... She can finally be a listener, and this time she must take revenge, even if it is a funny joke, she will not laugh.

"Okay, I'll talk about you, who's going first!" Lin Yang, "I'll come first!" ”

Lin Chengshuang didn't plan to abuse Lin Yang, so he planned to let him go, but the jokes he told were really funny, but she didn't laugh out loud when she saw Jun Ziyu, and now I really don't know if she laughed low, or if this person had an iceberg face and no expression.

"Jun Ziyu, it's your place!"

She swore that she would take revenge for the joke she had just told about thirty or so, and if she didn't abuse this poisonous man, she would have his surname, but God, do you have long eyes, she finally waited for him to speak, and before she could abuse him properly, the place was here!

At this time, I only heard Lin Dacheng's voice outside, "Children, it's time to get there!" ”

Lin Chengshuang was suddenly petrified, speechless and crying!

Jun Ziyu's smiling face of a bad ruffian, she really wanted to rush up and beat her hard! But now she has something to do, so let's let him go first, and I don't know how Qingfeng Bun Shop is doing!

As soon as she got off the carriage, she wanted to go straight to the Qingfeng Steamed Bun Shop, after all, she was the owner of the Qingfeng Steamed Bun Shop, and she attached great importance to her own shop.

"That Uncle Dacheng, I haven't been here for a long time, can I go shopping by myself?"

Lin Dacheng smiled and nodded, but at the moment he had a lot of dry goods on hand, and he would definitely not be able to finish it alone, unless Lin Yang helped him, but obviously, he saw that his son was focused on Lin Chengshuang, and he was helpless for a while, so he could only say in his throat, "Lin Yang, you stay and help Daddy!" "Good!" Although Lin Yang wanted to follow Lin Chengshuang, he knew that his father needed his help.

"Uncle Dacheng, Brother Lin Yang, I'll go first!"

Although, every time she borrows Lin Yang's carriage to come to the city, and then pats her ass every time and doesn't help anything, when she makes money, she must repay them and compensate them.

Thinking so, she wanted to leave, but Jun Ziyu was so brazen that she followed her all the time, like a heel worm, she yelled at him impatiently, "Hey, I said can you not follow me, I don't lack followers!" ”

But who would have thought that Jun Ziyu would say, "The road is on one side of the sky, and this road is not yours, why do you say that I follow you?" ”

Lin Chengshuang was angry, she was too speechless in the face of this thick-skinned him, but she didn't seem to have a choice, because he was right, and this road was not hers alone, but she swore that one day, she would buy all these places, and see if Jun Ziyu dared to speak like this!

"Whatever you want!"

And then—she didn't want to bother with him, he knew her secret anyway.

The two of them walked on the ten-mile long street, but she felt very strange, because now all the shops selling steamed buns on the street sell lotus leaf steamed buns. But who believes it, she doesn't believe it anyway, and what makes her even more incredible is that this giant steamed bun shop has also begun to sell lotus leaf buns.

So with curiosity, she and Jun Ziyu walked into the Big Mac bun shop, and as soon as she entered the door, she saw a shopkeeper warmly entertaining her, "Yo, little girl, do you want buns?" ”

"I heard you have a very special bun here?"

"That's right!" After speaking, the shopkeeper took a lotus leaf bun to her, but she tasted the taste, although the taste is not as good as what she made, but the taste is still the same, she is depressed, her lotus leaf bun has been plagiarized, but the formula is obviously only handed over to Uncle Yang, only he has it on hand, others do not, Uncle Yang is naturally a person who cares about his own steamed bun shop, how can he sell the formula to competitors? "How's it going, girl? Why is it good, this is our lotus leaf bun, and it tastes very good! ”

[Yesterday, Tencent had a convulsion, and there was no article, so that readers have been waiting for a long time, and now I will make up the chapters, and I recommend another book of "The Evil Emperor Spoiling His Wife: The First Poisonous Concubine", which is actually not written well (be modest), but it can still be read a little, and the strong female palace fights the text!! 】

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