111, the senior brother is going to be a matchmaker
December 11, 3000.
Jin Lin actually lost sleep because of Hu Die and Ash Gang, and he broke the world.
9 a.m.
Jin Lin called Hu Die and said a line that he had practiced countless times:
"That Sister Hu, your master said that if your ancient martial arts cultivation wants to reach the innate realm, or even the grandmaster realm, you must get out of the emotional wound and gain love, so that you can understand what the so-called Yitian Jue is relying on."
Hu Die: "......"
She was stunned, and she really didn't know what to answer.
Jin Lin: "Ahem, ahem, so your master asked me to bring you a test, that is, let me introduce you to a boyfriend, ahem, what do you think about this?" ”
Hu Die: "......"
On both ends of the phone, it was surprisingly quiet.
Half an hour later.
Hu Die said, "Immortal Chief, can I make a phone call to check with my master?" ”
Mud old old! This Hu Die still doesn't trust me!
Jin Lin said with a gloomy face: "Yes." ”
In this way, Hu Die hung up the phone, and after a while, she called again, and it seemed that she had already verified with Elaine.
Hu Die: "The fairy chief wants to introduce me to a boyfriend, I can accept it, but let me ask first, does he resist the beating?" ”
Jin Lin's eyes kept rolling, what kind of thing was this asking, whether he was looking for a boyfriend or a sandbag!
Jin Lin: "No, no... Not very clear. ”
Hu Die: "Then you can find it first and get along." ”
At the end of the call, Jin Lin's heart prayed for the ashes ten thousand times.
………
10 a.m.
Jin Lin went to the Void Hunting Office, took the ashes out, put them in his personal space, and led him to the sky above the city.
"Damn! it! Bull fork! The cow is big! ”
Ash Gang is not only not afraid, but also like a curious baby, in Jinlin's space, looking around, walking around, this hidden paradise, is full of praise.
In order to satisfy his appreciation of the scenery in the space, as well as the sky and the city outside the space, Jin Lin took out a small table for making tea and two small benches for eating melons from the cave and placed them by the mirror lake.
Jin Lin made tea, and the ashes were not polite, and he tasted it leisurely, pretending to be like an old pedant.
Jin Lin began to say: "Brother Ash, how about I introduce you to a girlfriend, you are in your thirties, and you are still alone, it's not a way." ”
Ash Gang was shocked, tilted his head with the teacup, looked at Jin Lin obliquely, and did not speak.
Jin Lin continued: "Brother Ash, you people who are engaged in literary creation must have a life to pursue, you say that a life without love is too pale, right? ”
Ash just lowered his head and took a sip of tea, then asked leisurely:
"Girlfriend, is it pretty?"
Jin Lin hurriedly replied:
"Beautiful! Absolutely beautiful alive! ”
Soot just frowned, and immediately said:
"Then don't want it, I can't afford to raise a beautiful woman."
Jin Lin hurriedly said again:
"You don't need to raise you, maybe she will raise you."
As soon as the soot heard this, his eyes lit up and he asked:
"Is it a rich woman?"
Jin Lin slapped the small table and said:
"Definitely a rich woman, the president of real estate, with a house, a car and money."
As soon as the cigarette ash heard it, he slapped it on the table, and Huo Di stood up:
"Then I'm going to decide on this rich woman, don't say she's beautiful, she's just not beautiful, I'm going to marry her and give birth to a lot of little ashes."
When Jin Lin saw it, he was stunned and felt a little unreal.
What's going on?
Hasn't this soot brother always been arrogant? Isn't it very rigid? Isn't it that the system doesn't want to send him money? Where are these festivals?!
Jin Lin: "Brother Ash, why did you agree as soon as you heard about the rich woman, so why did you refuse to send money from the system in the first place?" You're not fooling me, are you, you're a good girl, be serious! ”
Ash just glared at him, and said loudly:
"Seriously, of course! I worked hard to write a book, what do you think it was for, of course, it was to make a little name, then make a little money, and then marry a rich woman, and then go to the peak of life.
But you have to have a conscience to make money, right, if you copy other people's books like the system says, you can't do this kind of thing, right? There are also many of the routines it mentions, all of which are to imitate, rather than innovate, which itself violates the law of market development. ”
Jin Lin nodded when he heard this, it didn't matter if he didn't understand what he said, as long as he was serious, and then Jin Lin hurriedly said two more things:
"Oh! By the way, Brother Ash, there are two more things that you may want to pay attention to.
First, this rich woman has met unladylike people before and has suffered a lot of emotional injuries, do you mind? ”
In the final analysis, Jin Lin still kindly concealed Hu Die's rape, knowing that Hu Die's fault was not Hu Die, but how many people can not mind this kind of thing, Jin Lin is not sure, or hide it better, as for whether to say it in the future or not, it is up to Hu Die.
But!
As soon as the ashes were raised, he tilted his head, looked at the white clouds in the sky, and said gloomily:
"I also have a terrible past, and I have been very emotionally wounded, so naturally I won't mind her, but will she mind me?"
Jin Lin listened, and the tea almost squirted out.
Just you? Even you, a poor dwarf, still have the opportunity to suffer a serious emotional injury? Could it be that you are still being ...... by several beauties? Jin Lin made up some pictures in his own brain, and no matter how he thought about it, he felt impossible.
But Jin Lin still replied very seriously:
"As long as you haven't hurt the woman in the form of violence and deception in this past, I don't think she will mind."
As soon as the cigarette ash heard it, he breathed a sigh of relief.
"Then I don't have it at all, then I'll be relieved, then you can quickly say the second note."
Jin Lin scratched his head and said:
"Ahem, ahem, the second point is that she has a bit of a hot temper, and even a little violent sometimes, you may have to pay attention to prevent physical harm."
As soon as the cigarette ash heard it, he was stunned!
A moment later.
As soon as the soot came alive again, he said cheerfully:
"That's fine, I'll use my tenderness to melt her temper and violence, even if I get a little bit hurt in the process, I think I can overcome it.
Do you know? The mental damage is far greater than the physical damage! Do you know how much mental torture I suffered when I wrote a book, I can overcome all of this, and I can't overcome my girlfriend's petty violence? ”
Jin Lin couldn't help but be dumbfounded when he heard the cigarette ash just say.
He originally thought of a lot of lines to persuade Ash to accept a girlfriend, but now it seems that he can't use all of them, and now he just wants to persuade Ash to think clearly.
"Brother Ash, you have to think clearly, this is a major fate decision for you in the future!"
Ash Gang smiled arrogantly: "Elder Brother Immortal, I think very clearly!" ”
Jin Lin touched his nose: "Okay, then I'll invite her here in the afternoon, you can meet and talk." ”
As soon as the soot heard it, he shouted:
"Here? Does she know who you are? ”
Jin Lin nodded:
"Mm-hmm, she's the same, she used to be the host of the system."
The cigarette ash was stunned for a moment, and slapped the table again:
"That's better, there's common ground."
In this way, Jin Lin made an appointment with Hu Die, and at three o'clock in the afternoon, he had a date with Ash in his space.
Jin Lin is going to be a matchmaker!
At the same time, he silently prayed in his heart for the ashes just ten thousand times.