112, a blind date that went out of control

Midday.

Jin Lin just left the cigarette ash in the space, showed his cooking skills, and helped the cigarette ash just cook a big bowl of green vegetable and egg noodles, and the cigarette ash was so hungry that his mouth watered, shouting that it was too delicious.

3 p.m.

Jin Lin went to the Tianjing Venerable Office, brought Hu Die into his personal space, and came to the sky above the city as usual, brewing tea on the edge of the Mirror Lake, and adding a small bench for eating melons.

Hu Dieyan smiled, people go on a blind date to introduce someone or something, they all make an appointment in a decent commercial place, this fairy is good, and directly make an appointment with people by the pond in the wilderness.

Ash just didn't know what Hu Die was laughing at, but he smiled and looked at him stupidly, which is what Jin Lin said about his short-tempered girlfriend, is it a gentle little fairy.

Jin Lin: "Let me introduce you to each other, Hu Die, 32 years old, executive vice president of Liang's Real Estate Group, the overall person in charge of the Tianjing Prestige project, Yan Shigang, 36 years old, an online writer. ”

Ash just glared at Jin Lin, and hurriedly said:

"Actually, I'm a writer, Miss Hu Die!"

As he spoke, the soot had just stretched out his hand, and although he looked average, his hands had never done rough work, and they were white and tender.

Hu Die was unusual, still smiling, but obviously had no intention of shaking hands, and said:

"Oh, it's a writer, what kind of books have you written, let's hear it."

As soon as the ash saw that Hu Die didn't want to shake hands with him, he didn't get angry, his hand retracted, and Tsundere replied:

"I wrote a magnificent work on the Internet, called "A Little Breather".

Hu Die was still smiling and replied:

"I haven't heard of it at all, it's a dead author."

As soon as the cigarette ash heard it, his face changed, it seems that this girlfriend is not gentle, and her speech is thorny, it seems that I have to conquer it.

So, he said in a deep voice:

"Miss Hu, if you have to ask me to hit the street, can you not add a dead word in front of the street."

Hu Die laughed out loud and said:

"Hit the street, die on the street, aren't they all the same, what's the difference?"

When Jin Lin heard this, his brows furrowed, what's the matter with this Hu Die, didn't he promise to get along? Why do you speak with thorns, is it deliberately tempting?

As soon as the ash heard this, he was angry, and immediately said:

"Actually, everyone is out to sell, and there is no difference between us."

it! Why did the soot just say this, Jin Lin was frightened, didn't he say in the morning that he would use tenderness to resolve his temper? Why doesn't this writer follow the plot outline?

In fact, as soon as the cigarette ash spoke, he was also taken aback by himself, although he was a little angry, but he didn't want to say that!

Harm! Maybe it's like this between men and women, there will always be words that don't reach the meaning, or even different hearts, who knows, anyway, it's already been said.

Boom!

Hu Die slapped the small tea table over with one palm, the smile on his face disappeared completely, and he shouted angrily:

"Who did you say came out to sell it?"

Ash was just frightened, frightened, it turned out that he was really grumpy, he hurriedly said:

"There is no distinction between high and low occupations, you sell houses, I sell words, don't we sell them? It's just that you sell for one square meter, and I get 300 yuan for 100,000 words a month, but isn't there no difference in essence? ”

When Jin Lin and Hu Die heard this, they were stunned for a moment at the same time, it turned out that this was what he was talking about!

Jin Lin said in a deep voice: "The difference is too big, can yuan and 300 yuan be the same?" ”

Hu Die clenched his fists and said angrily:

"You're not just a dead fighter, you're a hooligan."

Ash Gang was also angry, but he still couldn't help but ask:

"As soon as you come, you will scold me for hitting the street, won't you be a hooligan? How am I a hooligan, I am willing to fight the street in order to refuse the system, in order to reject the system, I have not even killed ants, have you ever seen such a hooligan? If I'm a hooligan, aren't you more hooligan than I am? ”

When Hu Die heard the word system, he was immediately stunned and asked:

"Are you the system host? You rejected the system in the first place? ”

Soot just shouted proudly:

"Of course, what got into my brain was the [Online Text Rapid God System], if I accepted it, even if I couldn't become a god, I wouldn't be so on the street, I mustered up the courage of my whole body and took a difficult road of innovation, but you laughed at me so much that I hit the street, it seems that you are not the kind of rich woman I am looking for."

Hu Die laughed angrily:

"Yo, even such a shameful thing as looking for a rich woman can be said so justifiably, your cheekiness is really thick enough, but this cheeky skin has a glass heart, it's too incongruous."

"Stop!"

"Stop!"

"Stop!"

Jin Lin shouted three times in a row, this is so difficult to be a matchmaker, it is even more difficult than the hunting system!

Jin Lin shouted:

"Didn't you two tell me well in the morning? One said they wanted to get along, and the other said they wanted to melt their temper with tenderness, is that what it looks like? Sit me down and have a good talk! ”

So, the three of them sat down at the same time, Jin Lin made tea, and the three of them each drank a cup and started again.

Hu Die: "Actually, you're okay, but it's a little boring." ”

Ash Gang: "Actually, you're okay, but you're a little ignorant. ”

With two hoohs, the two of them stood up again at the same time, and they were about to tense again.

Jin Lin couldn't hold back and yelled:

"Sit down! Re-talk! ”

So Hu Die's ash just sat down again.

Hu Die: "Hahaha, in fact, it was my test of you just now, and the test result was not bad, you are quite upright, so I am relieved." ”

Ash Gang: "Hehehe, in fact, I also tested you just now, and the test result was very good, you are very straightforward, which I am also relieved of." ”

When Jin Lin heard this, he was stunned and doubtful, is this really the case?

Unbeknownst to them, the two of them spoke again.

Hu Die: "I only have one thing to worry about, I have violent tendencies, and I often beat my boyfriend occasionally, but I don't know if you can resist the beating, if you resist the beating, then it's no problem." ”

Ash Gang: "I only have one condition left, that is, I want to ask clearly, whether you are a rich woman, you don't need me to support you, you don't need me to buy gifts and send flowers." ”

In fact, since Hu Die was coaxed by Wei Shao with gifts and flowers more than ten years ago, she instinctively has an aversion and vigilance to others giving her gifts.

So if she can really be with Soot, she really doesn't need and doesn't like these, she prefers the two of them to live a fireworks life together.

So, Hu Die replied:

"I don't know what your definition of a rich woman is, first of all, I'm not a boss, I also work part-time, but I have a house, a car and a deposit, I can buy whatever I want, I don't need you to raise it, if your requirements for material conditions are not too high, I raise a sandbag that resists beating, oh, no, it's a boyfriend, it's no problem."

The ashes were just overjoyed, but he was so poor that he didn't have the economic strength, so he also said:

"If that's the case, then I should be very resistant to beating."

When Hu Die heard this, his eyes rolled and said:

"Then if that's the case, why don't you try to let me kick it and see, if you can bear it, we can officially date."

As soon as the cigarette ash heard it, he didn't know what was wrong with his brain, maybe out of curiosity, he stood up at once, and immediately said, "Okay! ”

"Bang!" A bang.

The soot had just been kicked off the spot.

"Plop" sound.

The soot had just been kicked into the Mirror Lake and passed out.

Jin Lin was dumbfounded, and his entire jaw fell to the ground.