In March, everything recovers.

The sun is warm, the spring is like a tender girl, and the light man dance water sleeves. A smile is purple and red, and a cheek is a drizzle.

Pearl Middle School, Senior 3 (1) class.

"Teacher, my essay is ready, please take a look at it!"

A student respectfully hands over an assignment.

After reading it, Chinese teacher Xia Ni commented lightly: "Yes, you can write it, where are you going to send it?" Yilin or Youth Literature? ”

The student was overjoyed, his eyes glowing green, his brain was racing with adrenaline, and he felt like he had won the lottery.

So I'm so awesome?

It turns out that my essay is so well written?

Teacher, you are really discerning!

"Teacher, I actually think ...... It is also possible to submit articles to the Beijing Daily. ”

The student scratched his head with embarrassment.

After listening to it, Teacher Xia Ni smiled and said: "Well, yes, there is a collection of jokes in the Beijing Daily, and it is just right for you to put this essay in." ”

Students vomit blood!

It turned out that this essay he wrote was a joke.

"Brother, go back to Gotham City, Batman said he won't beat you anymore!"

"Hahahaha!"

The surrounding classmates fell into the well and mocked mercilessly.

After checking the students' homework, the gentle and dignified teacher Xia returned to the podium and gave lessons to the students in the class.

"The title of this essay is 'The Person I Hate the Most.'" In the world, there will inevitably be people who are annoying.

"Migrant worker uncles hate developers who are in arrears, aunts who buy vegetables hate merchants who are short of pounds, and vendors hate unscrupulous landlords.......

"It's a wide range of topics, and we can think outside the box and write an essay that is new and outstanding."

Teacher Xia smiled and looked down, but found that the students were lifeless, and they didn't even have the slightest enthusiasm for learning.

Just when Teacher Xia was disappointed in his heart, his eyes swept over ......

I saw a cute little boy sitting in the first row with his hands on his cheeks.

The pink carved facial features are like porcelain dolls, staring at the big deep eyes, listening attentively to the teacher's lecture.

Su Yi still loves learning! ’

Mr. Xia was very pleased.

A nine-year-old boy was mixed in with a group of high school juniors, and the scene was a little strange.

Because the other party is a genius prodigy, he was a five-year-old reading theory, a six-year-old Go children's champion, a seven-year-old municipal Olympiad gold medal, and a nine-year-old skip to study in the third year of high school.

If it's just talented, it doesn't matter, but this kid still works so hard!

Take a look at this learning attitude!

Listen attentively without blinking your eyes...... Wait a minute! Eyes don't blink......

Teacher Xia noticed that something was wrong, frowned slightly, and walked to Xiao Zhengtai in the first row.

"Huh?!"

Teacher Xia stretched out his white right hand and shook it in front of the cute little boy's eyes, but the other party did not react at all, did not blink.

Teacher Xia felt a sigh in his heart, and then realized that he had been fooled.

"Su Yi!"

Teacher Xia gritted his teeth angrily and shouted angrily.

The cute little boy in his sleep is awakened by the fact that his prosthetic eyes fall off his eyelids and fall on a chair.

It turned out that he was sleeping in class, and he had a fake eye on his eyelids!

When he was found sleeping, Su Yi hurriedly stood up and tried to get through the cuteness, squeezing out two cute little dimples on his face, "Hey! Teacher Xia, good morning, hehe~~"

Teacher Xia clenched his fists and trembled with anger!

Teacher Xia asked, "Su Yi! Why do you sleep in class? ”

Su Yi blinked his cute big eyes and replied seriously: "Because the class is too noisy, I can't sleep at all." ”

"Hahaha!"

This answer caused laughter in the class!

The classmates in the class didn't think it was a big deal to see the excitement, and they all showed the look of eating melons.

Teacher Xia's stern gaze swept across the audience, and the laughter suddenly stopped.

"Su Yi! Do you think you're sleeping in class right? ”

Teacher Xia said with some helplessness in his tone, "Come on!" Can you give me an answer on how to write this essay on "The Person I Hate the Most"? Who is the person you hate the most? ”

After Su Yi got up, he was stunned for a moment, and then his brain quickly thought about this question.

The person I hate the most?

"I see!"

Su Yi slapped his head, suddenly thought of something, raised his eyes and looked directly into Teacher Xia's eyes, and said in a childish voice: "Teacher! The person I hate the most is Qin Shi Huang! ”

"Qin Shi Huang?"

Teacher Xia's eyes were glazed, and he was stunned for a while, but he didn't react.

The answer was completely unexpected!

Who is Qin Shi Huang?

Eloquent and strategic, an emperor through the ages, sweeping the six and eight wildernesses, and dominating the world!

Such a first emperor should be admired by all generations, how can he be hated?

Teacher Xia frowned slightly, looked at Su Yi, and asked, "Why do you hate Qin Shi Huang?" ”

The whole class pricked up their ears and listened.

They were also curious about why this nine-year-old prodigy hated Qin Shi Huang.

Su Yi said what he thought in his heart, and he felt it: "Because Qin Shi Huang burned books!" ”

Hearing this answer, Teacher Xia smiled and said with relief: "It turns out that Su Yi is a book lover!" Everyone should learn from Su Yi and be a good student who cherishes books. ”

Su Yi shook his head and said, "No, teacher." ”

Teacher Xia was stunned, and a flash of doubt flashed in her beautiful eyes, "Why is that?" ”

Su Yi showed two cute little tiger teeth, and said with a sincere smile: "I hate him for burning books and not burning them all, resulting in me having to learn a lot of texts now!" ”

Teacher Xia: "......"

"Hahaha

The class burst into laughter!

The squad leader pounded the table with a smile!

An Qi, who was at the same table, smiled softly and couldn't straighten her waist!

The tears of the study committee member Twilight Yao's laughter came out!

Everyone laughed like crazy!

GodTM: I hate Qin Shi Huang for burning books and not burning them all!