Chapter 2 If I Had Only One Day Left to Live
Teacher Xia's body trembled slightly, but his expression was a little helpless.
Su Yi is a nine-year-old prodigy, and he is also the first in the general exam, and the teacher must have a special tolerance for him.
"Ahem, ahem, ahem......"
Teacher Xia's face was a little embarrassed, as a teacher, she wanted to instill positive three views in the students, so she said:
"Since Qin Shi Huang is mentioned, students, have you ever known that Qin Shi Huang is a very diligent and hard-working emperor!
"According to the history books, the first emperor reviewed one hundred and twenty catties of bamboo slips every day, and he personally handled everything in detail, and worked diligently for more than fifteen hours a day on average!"
Teacher Xia talked about Qin Shi Huang's diligence and wanted to motivate these lazy students to study diligently and work hard!
The students in the audience looked at each other one by one and saw the shock in each other's eyes.
Fifteen hours a day?
Is this still human? Too diligent!
Su Yi shook his head when he heard this, and suddenly realized: "Teacher! I get it! ”
Teacher Xia sighed lightly, "Su Yi, what do you understand?" ”
Su Yi looked serious and said from the bottom of his heart: "If I only have one day left to live, I will choose to stay in the classroom and study until the last moment of my life!" ”
As soon as these words came out, the whole class was silent!
Dead silence!
The students looked at each other and saw the blankness in each other's eyes.
Teacher Xia on the podium first looked stunned for a moment, and then clenched his fist excitedly.
The little prodigy really came to his senses!
He knew that he had to learn from Qin Shi Huang and be a hard-working person!
Even if you only have one day left to live, you have to stay in the classroom and learn until the last moment of your life.
What an awakening!
Teacher Xia was so moved.
Teacher Xia showed an appreciative look and said with emotion: "I am very pleased! Although Su Yi is a little stubborn, he still loves learning in essence, and I hope you will learn from Qin Shi Huang in the future and be a diligent and hardworking person! ”
"No, teacher!"
Su Yi grinned, raised his eyebrows shyly, and said, "It's because I feel like a year in the classroom, if I only have one day to live, I can live a little longer." ”
Teacher Xia: "......"
The class burst into laughter!
"Hahaha! I'm laughing to death! ”
"No! Laughing makes my stomach hurt! ”
"Spending time in the classroom? Hahahaha, worthy of a prodigy, this strange brain circuit! ”
"Look, Mr. Xia's face is green! I'm going to be by the little prodigy! ”
"Where is this prodigy, it's obviously a scourge!"
“......”
The students in the class couldn't laugh one by one, and some pounded the table.
Teacher Xia's face became more and more embarrassed.
At this critical moment, the jingle bell ......
The bell rang for the end of class, and Teacher Xia was given a step down.
"Class!"
Teacher Xia picked up the textbook and walked out of the classroom as if fleeing for his life.
Classes are over.
Students cheered and walked out of the classroom to play around the campus.
Su Yi also wanted to go out to play, but was dragged by an arm by An Qirou, who was at the same table.
"Little prodigy, I don't know how to do math problems, I give you two choices, one, teach me to do the problem now, two, don't teach."
An Qirou blinked her beautiful eyes and pinched Su Yi's face with a smile.
Su Yi has a headache!
This tablemate, he can't resist!
An Qirou was wearing a blue and white school uniform, beautiful and elegant, beautiful eyes, pear vortices appeared on her cheeks, and her skin was soft and fine.
Although An Qirou is beautiful, Su Yi wanted to go out of the classroom to play, so he said: "I choose two!" ”
An Qirou smiled and said, "The choice is wrong, come and talk to me!" ”
Su Yi: ????
Vomiting blood! Single choice, you still let me choose?!
So, Su Yi was held in An Qirou's arms and forced to do business, and told her about math problems.
“2n+2/n+1<(n+1)^2......
"Huh? What do you do with scratch paper? Doesn't this question come out at a glance?
"You don't know this question either? Simple, this question will be done if you have hands! What? You say you don't have hands? ”
The short ten-minute end of class passed in a flash.
After a while, the class was again!
As the class bell rang, the physics teacher, holding the textbook, walked into the classroom.
The physics teacher, surnamed Zhu, is a middle-aged man with a Mediterranean baldness, wearing dark blue short sleeves, slightly chubby, and heavy glasses.
Teacher Zhu was in a bad mood today, and his family was burglarized and stolen.
As soon as he walked into the classroom, Teacher Zhu saw Su Yi in the first row whispering to An Qirou, who was at the same table.
I don't know what she said, An Qirou covered her mouth and smiled.
Teacher Zhu, who was already in a bad mood, suddenly became angry!
Still talking in class?
So disobedient to classroom discipline?
"Su Yi!"
Teacher Zhu shouted angrily.
Su Yi immediately got up and stood there with an innocent face.
The eyes of the whole class were all overlooked, some were watching the show, some were gloating, and some were sympathetic and silent......
"Su Yi! Don't you like to talk? ”
Teacher Zhu called Su Yi to the podium, wanted him to be embarrassed, and sneered: "Come on, come on!" Stand on the podium and shout out what you just said ten times! I don't think you'll talk about it in the future! ”
Su Yi: "......"
Seeing that Su Yi was silent, Teacher Zhu still did not give up, and shouted: "Say! Don't you like to say? Speak loud and let the whole class hear! ”
Since the teacher asked for it, Su Yi could only do it.
Su Yi cleared his throat and stood on the podium and shouted loudly: "The zipper of the teacher's pants is not pulled, the zipper of the teacher's pants is not pulled, the zipper of the teacher's pants is not ......"
I shouted it ten times in a row!
Be quiet!
The class was silent!
Everyone was stunned, their brains were dumbfounded!
After the students in the class reacted, they all looked frightened, stared at Su Yi with wide eyes, and there was only one thought left in their minds:! Little prodigy awesome!
'The zipper of the teacher's pants is not ......'
Teacher Zhu seemed to be stunned, looked down, his eyes were round, and his face was pale, as if he had eaten a fly!
The whole person is cracked!