Chapter 3: The Class Laughs Crazy, It's a Scourge!

The eyes of all the students in the class involuntarily looked at Teacher Zhu's pants.

Then, he showed a wicked smile......

The zipper of Mr. Zhu's pants really didn't pull!

The little prodigy doesn't deceive me!

"No, I can't hold it back!"

The squad leader Xiaopang couldn't help it at first, he laughed heartily, and tears of laughter came out.

"Hahaha!"

Chubby's laughter was like a fuse, which instantly made the other students unable to hold back.

One by one, they laughed out loud goose calls!

"Hahaha, goose, goose, goose!"

"Laugh to death! The zipper is not pulled! Look at Mr. Zhu's expression! ”

"Teacher Zhu, I'm afraid my intestines are all repentant at the moment!"

"Shoot yourself in the foot!"

“......”

Amid the laughter of the class, Teacher Zhu fled from the classroom in embarrassment.

After a few minutes, when Mr. Zhu walked in again, the zipper of his pants had already been closed.

"Why are you still standing on the podium?"

Teacher Zhu looked at Su Yi angrily.

Su Yi blinked his cute big eyes and said innocently: "Because you didn't say to let me go down, teacher!" ”

Teacher Zhu: "......"

After the Chinese teacher, the physics teacher Zhu will also be angry with Su Yi!

How can there be such an annoying student!

"Whew-"

Teacher Zhu's chest kept rising and falling, his face was dark, and his lungs were about to explode!

"Go down! Get down to me right now! ”

Su Yi blinked his big innocent eyes and returned to his seat.

"Cow Wow little prodigy!"

An Qirou, who was at the same table, quietly gave a thumbs up.

Su Yi motioned for her to be quiet and not to speak.

He loves physics class the most, after all, Su Yi is a good kid who loves to learn!

Teacher Zhu talked about physics in class.

"The textbook turns to page 108, this lesson briefly understands the introduction of general relativity, and the speed transformation takes a high-speed train as an example......"

A few minutes later.

Su Yi fell asleep soundly and gradually fell into a good dream!

It is worthy of Su Yi's favorite subject, and he fell asleep after listening to it for a while.

If Su Yi couldn't hear the physics teacher lecture one day, he might lose sleep......

What? You asked Su Yi why he slept in class and could still take the first exam?

What school hasn't had a few students who sleep in class but are far ahead of the curve?

God doesn't need to be learned.

It's okay to flip through the textbook twice, and it's all right.

"Su Yi! You're sleeping in class again! ”

Teacher Zhu found Su Yi who was sleeping, took the opportunity to retaliate, put on small shoes for Su Yi, and criticized him by name: "You stand up for me!" I just talked about the definition of 'time', can you tell me what 'time' is? ”

Su Yi stood up in a daze and rubbed his eyes.

What is time?

This question is not difficult, Su Yi thought for two seconds, and replied: "Time is a unit of measurement, flowers bloom, sunrise and sunset, everything in the world is in motion, and time is passing with movement all the time.

"Dust is floating in the air, wild horses are galloping on the savannah, waterfalls are pouring down high mountains!

"When you go to the toilet, poof...... The clock is ticking; When you play basketball, you ...... The clock is ticking.

"Time is endless, with the never-ending movement of the universe."

After Su Yi finished speaking, Mr. Zhu's face was a little unsightly, and there were faint traces of anger.

Teacher Zhu frowned and said sharply, "I'm asking you what time is?" ”

Su Yi was a little puzzled, "Teacher, haven't I already answered?" ”

"Idiot!"

Teacher Zhu slapped the podium and said angrily: "I'm asking you what time is?!! ”

Su Yi was silent.

Teacher Zhu's gloomy gaze swept over the students in the class, "Can anyone answer this question?" ”

The whole class is silent!

"Xu Ruijin, you come to answer this question."

Since no one raised their hand, Mr. Zhu named himself.

The named boy is named Xu Ruijin, the second in the school, the top ten students in the city, and the representative of the hard-working school idiot, who learns like a madman, and spends more than 14 hours a day studying.

In order to study, it can be said that he forgot to sleep and eat, and worked tirelessly.

The stiff and rigid Xu Ruijin got up from his seat and recited the definition of time in the textbook word for word:

"Time is the eternal movement of matter, the continuity of change, the expression of the sequence, and it is a necessary tool for human beings to record history and carry out all kinds of work!

"Time is a parameter used by human beings to describe the process of material movement or the occurrence of events, and the determination of time depends on the law of periodic changes in matter that is not affected by the outside world.

"For example, the cycle of the moon around the earth, the cycle of the earth around the sun, the cycle of the earth's rotation, the period of atomic oscillation, etc.

"Time is one of the seven fundamental physical quantities in physics. In the International System of Units, the basic unit of time is the second ......"

The mighty tirade made the whole class stupid!

memorized the textbook word for word, and Xu Ruijin would do it.

Su Yi sighed, in fact, what he said was roughly the same as what Xu Ruijin said, but it was simpler.

"Not bad! Very good! ”

Teacher Zhu showed an approving gaze, and then glanced at Su Yi with disgust, "Do you understand?" Su Yi! ”

The corners of Su Yi's mouth twitched, and he sighed: "Teacher, the definition in the textbook is too rigid, I will explain it in simpler words." ”

Teacher Zhu glanced at Su Yi and said coldly: "Since you like simple expression so much, what else do you want to study, why don't you go to Chinese class." ”

"Hahahaha!"

The class burst into laughter.

Su Yi frowned slightly and said, "Teacher, shouldn't learning be expressed in your own words after understanding its meaning?" If you are simply making a repeater and memorizing the words in the textbook, I think it is contrary to the original intention of humanities education. ”

As soon as these words came out, Xu Ruijin's face was not very good-looking.

Teacher Zhu was even more displeased, with cold eyebrows.

"You think you're smarter than a textbook?"

Teacher Zhu said word by word, and his voice was cold: "What qualifications do you have to question physics textbooks?" ”

Su Yi didn't answer, and was silent.

"Get out! You don't have to take this physics class! ”

Teacher Zhu kicked Su Yi out of the classroom.

Su Yi was forced to walk out of the classroom door amid laughter.

The students in the class all have complicated eyes.

"The little prodigy is so miserable, he was kicked out of the classroom."

"Alas...... I actually think he's right, rote memorization is too stereotypical. ”

"The current exam-oriented education has cultivated too many idiots like Xu Ruijin, who can't do anything except study."

"Don't talk! The teacher has seen it! ”

After Su Yi left, the physics class continued, and Mr. Zhu continued to talk about the physics textbook.

However, what no one expected was!

Two minutes later, Su Yi was back......