Beijing Fourth Ring Road, a car rental company.

On the way here, my uncle introduced to Su Yi:

"I heard that the owner of this car rental shop is an island man, and he is stupid and has a lot of money."

Su Yi raised his eyebrows.

Islanders? Or is it a little devil?

As soon as I came to the door of the store fifty meters away, the owner of the store, the little devil of the island country, ran out to greet customers.

Who knew that by accident, the little devil stepped on a banana peel, fell into the well, and disappeared in an instant.

Su Yi blinked his eyes wide and said in shock: "! Uncle, this is still a ninja! ”

Uncle: "......"

After half a ring, firefighters came and fished the owner of the rental car shop out of the well.

The little devil boss scratched his head in embarrassment, and said with a lame Chinese sneer: "See ...... Seeing the smile, in fact, I'm not so unbearable, I have practiced island country karate, and my skills are very good! ”

Su Yi looked at his uncle and coaxed, "Uncle, haven't you also practiced sanda for a few years?" Two tricks with him?! ”

The uncle looked at the little devil boss with an inquiring gaze, "I'm an amateur, are you sure you want to learn?" ”

The little devil boss agreed to the competition: "Soga! Let's try a few tricks! ”

So, the uncle and the little devil boss, the two of them set up a posture in an open space and began to circle around.

The two of them walked around the edge of the circle, and at the same time, they kept shouting 'plop swoop' and 'hey-hey-haha' from their mouths!

A few minutes later!

The little devil took the initiative to admit defeat, "Your Excellency is a step ahead!" It's me who lost! ”

Su Yi looked confused, "Why did you admit defeat?" I haven't seen who wins or who loses! ”

The boss of the little devil wiped his clothes and sighed: "It's still your uncle's sanda that is so good that he sprays me all over my spit!" ”

Su Yi almost didn't fall down with a smile, "Hahaha!" Six! ”

After the discussion.

My uncle rented a Rolls-Royce here with a deposit of 20,000 yuan and a rent of 5,000.

The aura of the Rolls-Royce drove out of the store and drove slowly on the road, passing cars keeping their distance.

On the way to pick up the goddess, the uncle retreated a little and said timidly: "Xiao Yi, is this really okay?" In fact, not all girls worship money. ”

Su Yi agreed: "Yes, I heard our teacher say that he had a friend who gave a gold necklace to the girl, but the girl refused and said: You won't understand, some things are more precious than gold." ”

The uncle sitting in the driver's seat smiled and agreed: "Yes, Xiaoyi, some things are more precious than gold!" ”

"Well, that's a good point!"

Su Yi nodded and said, "The teacher said that later the girl married a diamond mine owner......"

Uncle was embarrassed on the spot!

The cold wind blew in through the car window and slapped on my uncle's face!

Some things are more precious than gold.

Diamond said: Well, I think so too!

......

The Sixth Ring Road of Beijing, an ordinary office building.

My uncle's goddess works here and works as a clerk in the company.

Rolls-Royce interior.

The uncle looked at his cheap clothes, and said to Su Yi with some anxiety: "Is it really okay for me to dress like this?" Do you want to change into something better? ”

With that, my uncle was going to open the door.

Su Yi grabbed his uncle with his little hand, and said with a smile: "Uncle, you drive a Rolls-Royce, do you still care what clothes you wear?" Does it matter? ”

The uncle's expression was very embarrassed, "I know, but ...... But ......"

Su Yi raised his eyebrows and said indifferently: "It's nothing, just wear this clothes, you don't need to change." ”

Uncle Hanhan scratched his head and said, "But, I got out of the car to go to the toilet." ”

Su Yi: "......"

Uncle Niu Ma could only communicate with him at noon.

Because, sooner or later, he will be angry to death!

"There you go! I'll keep an eye on you, and the goddess will come down and call you......"

Su Yi turned his head to look at his uncle and asked, "By the way, what does the goddess look like?" Do you have a photo? ”

"Yes, I'll send it to you."

The uncle sent the photo of the goddess to Su Yi through his mobile phone, and then went to the toilet.

Ten minutes later, my uncle returned.

When my uncle came back, he found that Su Yi, who was a little one, was sitting on the side of the road, and his little face was full of doubts about life.

Uncle patted Su Yi on the shoulder and asked, "Xiao Yi, what's wrong with you?" ”

Su Yi's expression was a little strange, and he replied, "Uncle, has your goddess had plastic surgery?!" Just a moment ago, I saw four or five girls on the street who looked exactly like your goddess, and this plastic surgery was done according to the same template!! ”

Uncle: "......"

Uncle is speechless, uncle is congested, uncle is bitter, uncle has to say!

"Xiao Yi, you can't slander my goddess like this, you said that she had plastic surgery, what evidence do you have?"

"Do you need any proof? Look at the face of your goddess in the photo, Di Li on the left face, Cai Yilin on the right face, Liu Yifei on the upper face, and Lin Zhiling on the lower face...... It's not a facelift?!! ”

Uncle was speechless again!

He can't say Su Yi!

Uncle felt that what Su Yi said was very reasonable, so he didn't listen to a word.

"I don't care, in my heart, the goddess is the best!"

The uncle looked at the picture of the goddess and said affectionately.

Su Yi: "Gross~"

Finished! This licking dog uncle is terminally ill!

Su Yi must save his uncle, so that from now on, he can get rid of the dog licking realm and become the king of the sea!

Su Yi enlightened: "Uncle, you can't be like this, you can't be a licking dog, you have to be a sea king!" ”

Uncle was stunned for a moment, "Aquaman? What is Aquaman? ”

Su Yi took reality as an example, "Aquaman is a miracle with great strength, licking one person is called licking a dog, and licking a hundred people is called Aquaman!" ”

Uncle's eyes widened, and he felt that his three views had been refreshed, "Is it okay like this?" ”

Su Yi squeezed his eyebrows, "Uncle, why don't you try?" ”

At this moment, a young woman in a tight red miniskirt, stepping on a pair of white high heels, walked down the stairs gracefully.

She has bright red lipstick on her lips and looks very sexy and glamorous.

"Uncle! Is that your goddess? ”

Su Yi, who was sitting in the passenger seat, immediately recognized the person in the photo and shouted to his uncle.

Uncle hurriedly looked, and then his eyes were straight!

The goddess is so beautiful! This little brute twists his waist......

The uncle hurriedly got out of the car, took a bouquet of flowers, and rushed to the goddess.

"How many times have I said it, you don't want to ......"

The goddess took the flower handed by her uncle, and was about to get angry and was about to throw the flower on the ground, but found the car behind her uncle......

There is a little golden figure standing at the front of the car!

'Huh?! Am I not dazzled? Flying goddess logo? It's Rolls-Royce! I heard that this car costs five or six million, so this dick is so rich? Why didn't you say it earlier! ’

The goddess's expression changed from sluggish to confused to doubtful about life.

Su Yi put his hands in his pockets, walked out of the car slowly, looked at this dog-like goddess playfully, and asked for his uncle, "What do you want?" ”

The goddess instantly changed her face in Peking Opera, from disgust to a smile on her face, and it only took two seconds.

The goddess clipped, and said shamefully: "Don't be so attentive every time, carefully select flowers to give to others, people are so moved~"

Uncle: "......"

Su Yi: "Gross~"