"You wait a minute."

Su Yi said hello to the goddess, then pulled his uncle into the distance, and whispered in his ear: "See?" Uncle, this is what your goddess looks like in front of rich people. ”

The uncle was silent, his expression a little bitter.

He has been pursuing this goddess for a few months, and the other party loves to ignore it, but he didn't expect to rent a Rolls-Royce, and his attitude changed immediately.

Su Yi said: "Uncle, you listen to me tonight, and I will teach you how to chase girls." ”

Uncle hesitated, then nodded, "Okay." ”

"Okay, now let's go back, uncle, can you ask her to have dinner together?"

Su Yi and his uncle walked back.

The goddess is holding a mobile phone and taking a picture with Rolls-Royce.

"It's your ......"

The goddess was just about to speak, but her uncle asked, "Mengmeng, do you want to eat together at night?" ”

"Okay, I'm just a little hungry, let's eat together at night?"

The goddess agreed without hesitation.

Su Yi tugged at his uncle's arm, continued to point, and whispered in his uncle's ear: "Uncle, ask her where she is going after dinner tonight?" ”

The uncle did so, smiled flatteringly, and asked the goddess, "Mengmeng, where are you going to go after dinner tonight?" ”

The goddess was stunned for a moment, and then replied with a smile: "Go home after eating~"

Su Yi walked up to the goddess, crossed his hands on his hips, and said very angrily: "Then you can go home now." ”

Goddess:????

Uncle:????

For a moment, my uncle was stunned!

He was hit by Su Yi's Sea King Love Study!

In the recording room.

The "Into the Prodigy" program team that was observing in the background was also stunned, and everyone looked at the screen blankly.

"I'm rubbing! You can go home now......"

"Experienced, no word is superfluous!"

"I don't understand it, why would you want her to go home now?"

"Are you stupid? Since she wants to go home after eating and invites her to dinner, isn't that the money for a meal in vain?! ”

"I see! Guru! I'm enlightened! ”

"Where is this prodigy, obviously a master of love success!"

“......”

Su Yi's veteran skills made the chief director and everyone in the program team stunned!

It's too six!

Is this really a nine-year-old?

Why does he know so much?

"Director, what are you watching?"

At this time, the program team found that the chief director was sitting there alone, staring at the screen, silent.

"I'm watching Aquaman's childhood." The chief director said.

The producer even held a pen and frantically wrote it down in his notebook.

Where are you going after dinner tonight? Go home after eating. Then you can go home now. ——— Su Yi

The producer knelt down to learn love skills from Su Yi.

took the pen and wrote it frantically, the pen was written badly, and in the camera picture, Su Yi was still showing off......

"Uncle, the first law of Aquaman's love study, first solve the quantity, then talk about the quality, cast a wide net, and raise more fish!"

Su Yi stood next to his uncle, talking and laughing, and talking eloquently.

The uncle was a little embarrassed, and seemed to be reluctant to leave this goddess.

Seeing this, Su Yi smiled and decided to add fuel to the fire and help his uncle.

"This Rolls-Royce is actually rented!"

Su Yi told the goddess the truth, and the bewitching goddess instantly changed her face.

"Rented? Is it really rented? The goddess looked at her uncle angrily.

"Uh-huh, it's rented." Uncle said.

"Uncle, you can confess to your goddess now." Su Yi reminded.

The uncle took a deep breath, then revealed his true feelings, held up the flowers, and confessed to the goddess:

"Mengmeng, I've known you for two months, the moment I met you, my heartbeat told me, you are the person I have been waiting for all my life, and I will take care of you with my life!"

In the face of her uncle's affectionate confession, the goddess only said four words, her tone was extremely flat, but it was full of mockery:

"Look at your hanging ......."

Hearing the goddess say this, Su Yi quickly pulled down his uncle's pants and ran away decisively.

Su Yi thought to himself: 'Uncle, I can only help you get here!' ’

Scene.

The uncle whose pants fell off, his face was ashamed, his eyes widened, and he was messy in the wind, and the whole person was stunned!

The goddess glanced down, then ran away blushing.

The "Into the Prodigy" program group, which was secretly observed in the background, laughed crazy again!

"If the goddess wants to see it, Su Yi dares to help her uncle take off her pants!"

"Uncle: You are amazing, you are high, you pretend to be forced, I will be stabbed!"

"This bear child, Su Yi will laugh at me sooner or later!"

"Strength to help my uncle pick up girls!"

......

Fifteen minutes later.

In a coffee shop, Su Yi ordered at the front desk.

"Boss, do you have any broken wheel coffee?"

"No, kids, you can try our new Americano."

"Is there a coconut green ice brew?"

"Nope."

"There's always Americano, right?"

"Yes!!"

"Okay, bring me two glasses of orange juice."

“......”

In the resentful eyes of the store manager's young lady, Su Yi stood on tiptoe, picked up two glasses of orange juice, walked to his uncle, and sat down.

Su Yi looked at it.

My uncle was sitting in front of the window of the coffee shop, looking out at the bustling street, silent......

"Uncle, you can't be so depressed!"

Su Yi pushed a cup of hot orange juice in front of his uncle and said, "Uncle, in fact, there are skills in chasing girls. Do you know when girls love each other the most? ”

Su Yi's question made his uncle fall into deep thought.

After thinking for a while, the uncle replied, "Love is mutual, and when you love her the most, she loves you the most." ”

"That's not right!"

Su Yi shook his head and corrected: "Uncle, people are all cheap, the more you treat her, the more she thinks you are cheap." When you are close to a girl, she likes you the most! ”

Uncle is stupid, he is stunned!

Su Yi struck while the iron was hot and continued to explain the knowledge of love to his uncle, "Maintaining the mystery of imminent separation is easier to stir the hearts of girls." There are three techniques in this, wanting to capture the old and indulging, striking the east and west, and hot and cold. ”

The uncle retorted: "Then the premise must also be that there must be a sister, do you have to start teaching from a conversation?" ”

Su Yi smiled confidently, "Pick-up? Isn't that easy? The secret to hook-up is to use local materials! ”

Su Yi looked around and locked on a beautiful sister who had just come out of the coffee shop.

Su Yi glanced at it a few times, and then said, "Uncle! That beautiful sister dropped fifty bucks and fell on the opposite seat, you go over and pick it up! ”

According to what Su Yi said, my uncle walked over and picked up fifty yuan.

Su Yi raised his eyebrows at his uncle and hinted, "Uncle, don't you think this opportunity will come?" What should you do next? ”

Uncle patted his head and suddenly realized.

I get it!

Give the money back to the goddess and create a chance to pick up!

"The first step, turn around and face the back of the young lady."

"The first step is to take the money in your hand, raise your right hand, and put on the most handsome pose."

Su Yi taught hand-in-hand on the side, and his uncle did it truthfully.

Just when his uncle was about to shout out and stop the beautiful sister, Su Yi said the last step.

"Step three, put the money in your pocket, come back, sit down!"