One, two, three......

As Su Yi changed more and more WeChat accounts, the people in the program team went from shocked and condemned to numb.

"This Nima's! How many fish are in Su Yi's fish pond? ”

"I said why didn't my online dating partner reply to my messages, it turned out that he was busy chatting with Su Yi!"

"The reason for the imbalance between men and women has been found!"

"Su Yi, the sixth child, I'm really convinced!"

“......”

Looking at the screen, Su Yi, whose fingers are flying and typing quickly, the chief director of the program team has a complicated expression, and he can't cry or laugh.

.....

At this moment, Su Yi's home.

Just when Su Yi was chatting with the young lady, they were chatting.

Suddenly!

The internet is disconnected!

"Uncle! Why did the WiFi suddenly go off?!! ”

Su Yi pushed open the door and shouted loudly.

The uncle sat on the sofa in the living room and said casually: "The network is always stuck, and I suspect that the neighbor is rubbing the Internet, so I changed the password." ”

Su Yi sighed and asked his uncle, "What is the new password?" ”

The uncle pointed to the bedroom door, "It's written on the door." ”

Su Yi took a closer look, and saw a small piece of paper pasted on the door, which read-

"Password: 123456"

Su Yi frowned, "? Uncle's password is so simple, what should the neighbor do if he guesses it? ”

The uncle smiled sinisterly and said with disdain: "Guess? Let them guess, they can't guess if they're tired, and the colon in front of me is also ......"

“：123456？”

Su Yi tried the password, but it was still wrong, and looked at his uncle suspiciously.

The uncle added, "The quotation mark at the end is the same. ”

Su Yi: "......"

：123456”

This time the password was entered correctly!

Su Yi gave his uncle a thumbs up.

6！

This password is the real six!

"But my uncle ......"

Su Yi connected to WiFi and checked the router at home, but his expression was a little strange, "Our router seems to be broken, and the red fault light is on, you changed someone else's password, right?" ”

My uncle's head shook like a rattle, "Impossible! I used the password of our router. ”

The corners of Su Yi's mouth twitched, and he said: "The default management account password set by many routers is admin, and the neighbor's house happens to be the same as us." ”

Uncle:????

At this time, there was an earth-shattering scolding sound from the small courtyard next door to the neighbor's house.

"Which immoral thing changed my home WiFi password?! Ahh!!h ”

Listening to the shrill roar of the next-door neighbor, the uncle shivered and his face darkened.

A few minutes later, there was a knock on the door outside the courtyard.

Uncle shuddered, and looked at Su Yi for help, "Xiao Yi save me!" ”

Su Yi waved his hand and said calmly: "Uncle, don't panic, look at me!" You're hiding in the house. ”

Su Yi went to open the door.

The neighbor was a middle-aged man with glasses named Lin Zhouwen, who ran a toothpaste wholesale business.

"It's Xiao Yi!"

Seeing that it was nine-year-old Su Yi who opened the door, the anger on the neighbor's face suddenly subsided by half.

You can't vent your anger with children.

Su Yi rubbed his eyes, looking sleepy, "Uncle Lin, what's wrong?" Knocking on the door so late, what's the matter? ”

When it came to business, the neighbor gritted his teeth angrily and said angrily: "I don't know which bastard changed my WiFi password, Xiao Yi, do you know who it is?" ”

Su Yi greeted him with a smile, looked at Uncle Lin and said seriously: "Klee doesn't know!" ”

Klee doesn't know, what does it have to do with me Su Yi?

Uncle Lin sighed, "Okay, I'll inquire again, and I must find out that bastard!" ”

At this moment, the uncle who was hiding in the house and eavesdropping was silent!

at the doorway.

Su Yi frowned.

It's just a WiFi password, and it's changed back, how can you be so angry?

Unless...... Originally, Uncle Lin was so angry that he had nowhere to vent!

Su Yi stopped Uncle Lin, who was just about to go to the next house to inquire, and said in a milky voice: "Uncle Lin, have you encountered anything annoying recently?" ”

Uncle Lin paused, turned around, and glanced at Su Yi a little strangely.

How did Su Yi know that he was troubled?

Could this nine-year-old child still be able to tell fortunes?

"Am I not in the wholesale toothpaste business? Recently, I stocked up on a new batch of goods, spending more than 100,000 yuan, and that toothpaste was originally a bestseller, endorsed by a table tennis star. ”

mentioned the troubles, Uncle Lin was angry and complained to Su Yi:

"But now that star has suddenly collapsed! was exposed to gambling debts, and I also used the woman's private photos to pay off the debt, and the batch of toothpaste I hoarded was wasted and couldn't be sold! Now it's going to be completely lost! ”

As he spoke, Uncle Lin's eyes turned red!

It's so infuriating!

Celebrities collapsed, and they who do small business will suffer from it!

Uncle Lin is just a microcosm, and that star has endorsed a lot of products.

There are still many people like Uncle Lin in this world, who have been innocently implicated because of the collapse of a certain star's house, and even bankrupt in serious cases!

Su Yi decided to help his neighbors, so he made a suggestion: "Uncle Lin, maybe with a different way of thinking, you can sell that batch of toothpaste." ”

Uncle Lin laughed at himself and said discouragedly: "Change your mind...... That star has collapsed, this toothpaste is endorsed by that star, who else will buy it? Isn't that a stupid fork? ”

Su Yi's bright eyes flashed with wisdom, and he smiled faintly: "I remember that star is called Zhang Moumou, right?" Does toothpaste have to be squeezed and pinched? Then change the advertising slogan -

"The star collapsed, and the toothpaste was sold at a loss!

"Buy Libai toothpaste, pinch Zhang Moumou!"

As soon as these two advertising slogans came out, Uncle Lin's body was suddenly shocked, and he was stunned for more than ten seconds.

What followed was endless ecstasy and excitement!

"Buy toothpaste and pinch Zhang Moumou! Wonderful! Great! ”

Uncle Lin excitedly picked up Su Yi, spun around in place, and screamed loudly: "Xiao Yi! You're such a genius! My stock of toothpaste was saved! Hahaha......"

Hearty laughter spread all around!

Breeze through the night!

Su Yi quietly gave his uncle the direction of hiding and made an OK gesture.

Strength to save uncle!

The world's best nephew, none other than Su Yi!

......

After sending off the neighbors, Su Yi returned home, only to find that his uncle had changed into a new pair of pants.

Su Yi couldn't help but wonder, is my uncle scared?

"Uncle, you're so cowardly! Hee-hee! ”

Su Yi smiled evilly and said to his uncle.

Uncle stiffly said, "Go, go!" You know what! I call this a tactical retreat! ”

Su Yi snorted and said, "No, uncle, you call the husband and wife to be concentric." ”

The uncle was stunned for a moment, and then looked confused, "The husband and wife are of the same heart?" What do you mean? I don't even have a partner yet! ”

Su Yi smiled evilly: "Cowardly! ”

Uncle: "......"

Although Su Yi doesn't have a system, he can also feel the resentment from his uncle +10086!

If eyes could kill, then Su Yi would have been slashed by his uncle with a thousand knives!