Chapter 12 When you're bored, you can lend me $20

[Little Sister]: Let me ask you a question, if one day, I am violated, do you think my boyfriend will still want me?

[Su Yi]: Then if your boyfriend stabbed that person and was sentenced to ten years, would you still wait for him?

[Little Sister]: If he is released from prison in ten years, I have a child, and the child is the one who violated me, will he still want me?

[Su Yi]: Then if your boyfriend stabbed the child and sentenced him to another ten years, will you still wait for him?

[Little Sister]: Then if I am willing to wait for him, but my mother forces me to get married......

[Su Yi]: Then if your boyfriend stabbed your mother and sentenced him to ten years, are you still waiting for him?

[Little Sister]: Knife knife knife! Just know the knife! I won't wait for him!

[Su Yi]: Then your boyfriend stabbed you too, will you wait for him in the next life?

[Little Sister]: Hehe! (smile) (smile)

[Little Sister]: Red exclamation mark

(The other party has turned on friend verification, and you are not yet his or her friend.) Please send a friend verification request first, and the other party can only chat after the verification is passed. )

After finishing the trick with the female boxer, Su Yi clicked on a chat dialog box again, which was a message from another young lady.

[Miss No. 2]: Alas, people are so tired of living!

[Miss No. 2]: In the next life, I want to be a dog, carefree

[Su Yi]: What did my sister suffer? Tell me about the pressure

[Su Yi]: If you become a dog, you will see me on the road in your next life, remember to bark a few times, and I will pull a big lump for you

[Su Yi]: As far as the relationship between the two of us is concerned, I promise to let you eat fresh and hot

[Miss No. 2]: ????

[Miss No. 2]: You're meow!

[Miss No. 2]: Red exclamation mark

(The other party has turned on friend verification, and you are not yet his or her friend.) Please send a friend verification request first, and the other party can only chat after the verification is passed. )

Immediately afterwards, Su Yi clicked on the chat conversation of the third big grievance.

[Miss No. 3]: Let me ask you a question

[Miss No. 3]: Aside from the appearance of the figure

[Miss No. 3]: What kind of girls do men like in their hearts?

[Su Yi]: Me

[Miss No. 3]: What am I?

[Su Yi]: I can't leave it

[Miss No. 3]: . . .

[Miss No. 3]: The circle of friends is the selfie I just posted today, so do you think I look good?

[Su Yi]: It's good-looking! It's like a fairy descending to earth!

[Miss No. 3]: Cut! You said that because you were afraid of hurting me, right?

[Su Yi]: No

[Su Yi]: I'm afraid that you will hurt me

[Miss No. 3]: Ahhhh

[Miss No. 3]: I don't hurt you, you tell the truth, do you think I'm good-looking?

[Su Yi]: Two o'clock in the morning

[Miss No. 3]: What do you mean?

[Su Yi]: When you are ugly

[Miss No. 3]: ????

[Miss No. 3]: Suffer death! Dog stuff eats me a knife!

[Miss No. 3]: Red exclamation mark

deleted three young ladies in a row, and Su Yi had no waves in his heart.

Su Yi glanced at so many unanswered messages and muttered, "There are still so many messages that haven't been replied?" Looks like I'm going to have to speed up! ”

Su Yi's nimble fingers quickly tapped on the keyboard, and his hand speed was comparable to that of an e-sports professional.

These young ladies have very different styles, including sweet and lively school flowers, mature and stable royal sisters, pure and lovely Lori, and successful female presidents......

No matter what type the other party is, Su Yi is at his fingertips and can deal with it easily!

Because, Su Yi has a set of almighty high emotional intelligence skills.

When the young lady complained that he was not good here and there, Su Yi replied-

"I'm not interested in making a good impression on everyone anymore, what you see is who I am, and I don't argue with the good or the bad; I don't want to explain, let alone explain, you can understand how much of me, that's a few points; The kind of person you think I am worthy of me. ”

When the young lady was bored, Su Yi replied-

"If you're bored, you can lend me twenty yuan and I'll buy a cup of milk tea. Then you try to get me back so you don't get bored. (Dog's Head)"

When the young lady was happy, Su Yi replied-

"Since you're so happy, don't talk to me. Because I have been smiling for ten years, I don't want to talk and chat, and suddenly I won't talk to you! (Laughter)"

When the young lady only replied with one word, oh, well, very cold, Su Yi replied-

"As soon as you say this, I suddenly remembered that I used to have an uncle, and he liked to say oh, and then one day, he died! Filial piety, I burned 10,000 sheets of paper for him to write 'oh'. (smiles)"

Su Yi's fingers were as fast as flying, and he was tapping quickly on the keyboard.

chatted with dozens of young ladies at the same time, and did not talk about the stage......

This requires a strong memory!

Everyone in the "Into the Prodigy" program group vomited blood!

"You have such a smart brain, but you use it to be the king of the sea?"

"Gone astray!"

"It's a waste of talent, if I had this kind of brain, I would have to build an airplane."

"How do you know he can't make it? You see that there is a book on the bookshelf in Su Yi's room, called "Aerodynamics". ”

"? Really! He won't play really......"

The program team fell silent!

The chief director's eyes looked at the assistant and said, "Su Yi doesn't study at night, but he can still take the first exam, what do you think about this?" ”

The assistant was silent for a while and said, "I don't think Su Yi is the kind of person who only knows how to play, maybe after a while, he will start learning." ”

After hearing this, everyone felt that it made sense.

"Su Yi is just a little playful, maybe he will start learning in a while!"

"He will definitely learn, if he doesn't study, can he take the first exam?"

"Look! Su Yi, he's going to learn! He quit WeChat! ”

"Sure enough, I said, can he still ......?"

The sound stopped abruptly!

The people in the live program team all stared blankly at the big screen.

It's quiet!

On the big screen, after Su Yi quit his WeChat account, he changed his account again.

There are forty or fifty new young ladies on it!

"I'll go! Brutes! How many accounts does he have? How many young ladies were added? ”

The cameraman, who has been single for ten years, couldn't stand the blow and scolded angrily.

He severely condemned Su Yi's behavior!

Some people can't eat, while some people are eating a full Han feast, eating and pouring!