Math class was very interesting.

The teacher lectures at 5G speed, Xueshen listens at wifi speed, Xueba memorizes at 4G speed, and Xueqi looks at 3G speed.

Xuezhu and Su Yi turned off their phones and went to sleep.

It is known that Su Yi = prodigy, Su Yi = sleep, scumbag = sleep.

So it's obtainable, scumbag = prodigy!

"Is that your attitude towards learning?"

Teacher Qian criticized with an unhappy expression: "Don't just study hard with a little talent, at a young age, you have to learn to endure hardships, what's the matter with sleeping in class?" ”

Saying that, Mr. Qian also gave Su Yi an example.

"Tang Seng Xitian has to go through nine hundred and eighty-one difficulties to obtain the true scriptures, what does this mean?"

Teacher Qian wanted to tell Su Yi that learning is like a Tang monk learning scriptures, and he has to endure hardships to get the true scriptures.

However, Su Yi replied with a clear mind: "Teacher! It means that the multiplication formula was already invented at that time! ”

Teacher Qian: "......"

I can't even refute what you say!

I have long heard that the little prodigy in the third (1) class of high school is difficult, but I didn't expect to be so witty.

But who is Mr. Qian?

More wealth and more than 100 million, flat billion!

Teacher Qian quickly resorted to a vulgar money offensive, "This is two hundred, as long as you listen to the class well, don't sleep in this class, these two hundred yuan is yours." ”

Faced with the money given for free, Su Yi was naturally not polite and accepted Mane.

"Teacher! It doesn't matter if you have money or not, the main thing is a love of learning! ”

Su Yi patted his chest and said shamelessly.

As a result, Su Yi began to listen attentively to the lecture and spoke actively......

But soon, Mr. Qian felt that something was wrong!

Because this Su Yi's thinking is too active, it always makes it difficult for him to ride a tiger.

"Teacher! The solution to this problem you said is wrong, I have a simpler solution! ”

"Teacher! This problem is too simple, first draw two circles, then make a symmetry axis, and find the root of the quadratic function to solve it! ”

"Teacher, teacher! The question in the workbook is not difficult enough, I know of a similar one......"

Su Yi's active speech quickly made Mr. Qian panic!

For the same problem, Su Yi can often come up with a simpler solution.

Some of the solutions are so fantastical that carbon-based organisms simply can't come up with them.

But according to Su Yi's solution, the correct answer can always be calculated.

Maybe that's how geniuses differ from mortals!

"Su Yi, shut up for me! You'd better go back to sleep! ”

Teacher Qian once again used his money ability, and two hundred yuan let Su Yi continue to sleep.

It turns out that it's not a good thing for students to be too smart!

Otherwise, it is the teacher who is embarrassed, and the teacher is like a fool!

School monitoring room.

Looking at this scene in the picture, the director of the program team couldn't cry or laugh.

Took a math class and earned six hundred!

Should he say that Mr. Qian is stupid and has a lot of money, or is Su Yi too a chicken thief?

"Knowledge is money! It turns out that this truth is true! ”

A photographer said sourly.

His salary is only two hundred a day, and Su Yi can get 600 in one class!

Envy, jealousy, hatred!

"Huh? Assistant Chen, why are you going? ”

Sensing that the assistant was carrying a stool to leave, an assistant director hurriedly asked.

Assistant Chen smiled sincerely and said sincerely, "I'm going to attend the class too!" Let's see if there is a place in the third (1) class of high school, it doesn't matter if you have money or not, the main theme is a childlike and loves to learn! ”

Program group members: "......"

You are playing this abacus, and the old iron in Guangdong has heard it!

The chief director scolded: "Go, go!" Get out of here! ”

Assistant Chen: "Grievances~"

......

in the classroom.

Of course, not everyone is like Su Yi, sleeping in math class.

There are still many students who study hard and listen carefully.

It's like the squad leader Chubby.

Chubby's math grades are not good, but he can't stop his pure heart of hot (wanting) loving (wanting) counting (doing) learning (money).

"Next, the question I want to talk about is the last question in the paper, and it is also the most difficult and computationally complex one!"

Teacher Qian stood on the podium and talked endlessly.

It turned out to be a very difficult question!

Because Mr. Qian wrote a blackboard full of the problem-solving process on the blackboard.

Although Xiaopang didn't understand it in the audience, he took notes frantically, copied down the problem-solving process first, and then looked back slowly!

Just when Xiaopang copied two large pages of paper and his hands were about to be broken, Mr. Qian made a big cross on the blackboard and said loudly:

"This is the process of solving the wrong problem written by one of your classmates, it is a mess, and it is a complete waste of time to write like this! Waste of ink! ”

Chubby: ???!!

The little chubby man is stupid!

Lao Tzu's pen is all written badly, and his hands are about to be broken, and you tell me that this is a demonstration of the wrong process?

I'm a star, you're a star!

MMP！

......

After the last class in the morning, it was time for lunch.

"Little prodigy wake up!! Don't sleep!! ”

An Qirouyu pushed Su Yi awake from her sleep.

"Hee-hee, I'm awake~"

Su Yi stretched his waist and felt very comfortable.

"Huh? What is it? ”

Su Yi saw An Qirou holding a strange thing in her hand.

An Qirou explained a little embarrassed: "This is a voice recorder, I'm stupid, so I used the recorder to record the math lesson just now." ”

After listening to An Qirou's explanation, Su Yi couldn't help but be moved by An Qirou's serious learning attitude!

Su Yi encouraged: "You study too seriously!" Come on! ”

Who knows, An Qirou said modestly: "Actually, this is also out of helplessness, after all, my brain is too stupid, I haven't slept well recently, and taking medicine doesn't work, I really can't think of any other way to promote sleep." ”

Su Yi: ????

Feelings you horseback recorded the whole math class in order to promote sleep at night?

If one day, you can't hear the teacher's lecture, do you still have insomnia?

Outrageous!

"You say you're stupid? Then I'll test you~"

Su Yi looked at An Qirou, then stretched out two fingers and asked, "What is 1+1=2?" ”

An Qirou replied: "Math! ”

Su Yi asked again: "What is 1+1=3?" ”

An Qirou was stunned for a moment, then thought about it and said, "Life science!" ”

Su Yi asked again: "What is 1+1=4?" ”

An Qirou hesitated for a moment and asked tentatively, "Economics?" ”

Su Yi: "What is 1+1=69?" ”

An Qirou was stunned at that time!

What is this?

An Qirou pouted and said, "Random learning!" ”

Su Yi shook his head, "Wrong, this is a necessary study." ”

An Qirou's pretty face showed a confused look, and she wondered, "Why?" ”

Su Yi said with a serious face: "Because posture changes fate!" ”