"Little prodigy!"

When An Qirou was angry, Su Yi had already left.

When he went downstairs to eat, the squad leader Chubby accidentally tripped over himself with his left foot.

With a "snap", Chubby fell to the ground in a large-character posture.

Chubby thought at the time: No, it's too big, I'm pretending to be dizzy.

"Not good! The squad leader fainted! ”

Su Yi saw that Xiaopang was motionless, so he quickly pulled up Xiaopang's collar, then opened the bow left and right, and slapped Xiaopang wildly.

"Don't! Don't it! ”

Xiaopang was slapped a few times, and his face was swollen.

......

Lunch.

Su Yi did not eat in the school cafeteria, but chose to eat outside the school for no other reason, the food in the school cafeteria was too unpalatable.

Two streets across the street from the school, a new restaurant has opened.

There is a screen at the door, and four big characters are written: Keru Yunlai.

Su Yi asked the waiter, "How is the business in the morning?" ”

The waiter pointed to the screen and replied, "It's cloudless." ”

Thinking of taking care of the business of this shop, Su Yi walked in and ordered a mixed fried rice.

One minute......

Five minutes......

Ten minutes......

Su Yi waited, waited, waited, waited, and didn't see the fried rice.

So Su Yi couldn't bear it anymore and urged: "Boss! Where's my food?! ”

Hearing Su Yi's shout, the boss hurriedly walked out of the back kitchen, and said very apologetically: "I'm sorry kid, you wait a little longer, our pot, at most four catties of rice, and now I'm just going to fry the third pot!" ”

Su Yi: ????

What I want is assorted fried rice, not 10 catties of fried rice!

Explain the reason to the boss, but the boss's rice has already been fried.

Su Yi ate a big bowl of rice with tears in his eyes.

While eating, Su Yi suddenly remembered that this uncle should not have gotten off work yet, and he was still hungry.

Thinking of this, Su Yi felt very guilty, and he immediately slapped himself.

How can you be distracted while eating......

After eating, on the way back to school, Su Yi met a familiar person.

It's the squad leader who is chubby, with a red and swollen face, sitting there eating spicy skewers!

At the moment, there are a lot of people eating skewers in the store, there are one or twenty, and most of them are students.

"Chubby!"

"Little prodigy, I've just eaten, let's go, let's go back to school together!"

Xiaopang beckoned to Su Yi, and by the way, he called the waiter to count the signatures and settle the account.

This shop charges for a number of sticks, and a bamboo skewer is eight cents.

The part-time waiter looked at the table, then at Chubby, and asked in surprise, "You...... You sat here for half an hour and ate a bunch? ”

Chubby triumphantly pointed to the bamboo skewers on the table.

The waiter said helplessly: "Okay, it's eight cents in total." ”

Chubby handed the waiter a dollar very arrogantly, "Don't look for it!" ”

After speaking, Xiaopang carried the freshly knitted bamboo basket, walked to Su Yi's side, and patted him on the shoulder.

Chubby said proudly, "Go!" Back to school! ”

Su Yi looked at the bamboo basket that Xiaopang was carrying, and his expression was a little strange.

"? Are you so arrogant? ”

"Hey......

The little fat man smiled and said: "This shop is opened by my cousin, I cheat to eat and drink, it doesn't matter." ”

"I see."

Su Yi had a strong sense of justice, and said righteously: "Although the store belongs to your cousin, I still want to condemn you for this behavior!" ”

Chubby was puzzled, "Why?" ”

Su Yi said: "Cheating and cheating and drinking don't even bring me!" Bring me with you next time! ”

Chubby: "......"

On the way back to school.

Xiaopang talked to Su Yi about his ideals, "For the bonus sent by Mr. Qian!" In next Monday's math exam, I must score more than 140 points! If I can't do it, I'll eat from Zhejiang to Sichuan. ”

Su Yi said unceremoniously: "From light to spicy, you can really enjoy it!" ”

Chubby: ????

"Trust me! I'm very talented in math, but my potential hasn't been stimulated yet! Chubby tried to prove himself.

"It's better to believe that the sow will go up the tree." Su Yi gave Xiaopang a soul crit again.

"Huh? Look ahead! Why does that person look so familiar...... It's Mr. Qian! ”

Mr. Qian, who has a lot of money and more than 100 million yuan, is squandering in a western restaurant.

Mr. Qian looked at the menu and felt that none of these dishes were expensive enough, so he asked the waiter, "Do you have any expensive dishes here?" ”

Waiter: "You flip back, the seafood at the back of the menu is more expensive." ”

Turning to the last page and seeing an eight-figure dish, Mr. Qian waved his hand and said very arrogantly: "This dish is okay, bring me one." ”

The waiter glanced at it and said expressionlessly, "That's our order phone!" ”

Teacher Qian: "......"

After a while, the dishes were ready.

There was no class in the afternoon, and Mr. Qian wanted to have two drinks, so he ordered another bottle of Moutai.

After Mr. Qian took a few sips, he found that the taste was wrong, how could this wine be like boiled water?

So he called the waiter and asked, "Why doesn't the wine you sell smell like alcohol?" ”

The waiter sniffed it and apologized and said, "I'm so sorry I forgot to mix wine with you." ”

......

The lunch break at Pearl Middle School takes place in the school classrooms.

Students can choose to do their homework, study on their own, or take a nap on their desks.

"The homework assigned by the chemistry teacher yesterday was handed in after the lunch break."

The chemistry class representative shouted in the class.

Su Yi didn't care, and was about to go to bed, but the representative of the chemistry class came over to remind him.

"Little prodigy! Mr. Lu said that you haven't handed in your chemistry homework for two weeks, give him a face, and hand in your homework at the end of the lunch break! ”

Su Yi spread his hands.

Since the chemistry teachers have said so, he will definitely give this face!

Learning is not about fighting and killing, it is about human feelings.

"By the way, what's the assignment for chemistry homework?"

Su Yi asked An Qirou, who was at the same table.

An Qirou was looking in the mirror beautifully, combing her fragrant hair, and replied, "It seems to be a summary of the differences of all the chemical reagents in the textbook." ”

After listening to this, Su Yi thought to himself that this is not simple?

So, Su Yi rarely buried himself in writing homework.

School monitoring room.

The director who monitored and recorded the program in the background saw this scene and was almost moved to cry.

He...... He's actually studying?!

Since yesterday afternoon's recording, I haven't seen Su Yi study.

Now, Su Yi is actually doing his homework?!

It's really rare!

......

In the process of writing homework.

An Qirou sat on the side at the same table, flashing her good-looking peach blossom eyes, and interrupted: "Little prodigy!" I feel sleepy when I read a book, and I feel refreshed when I play with my phone, what should I do? ”

Su Yi smiled and said, "This is easy to do, won't it be solved if you turn on the mobile phone camera to read a book every day in the future?" ”

An Qirou: "......"

After a pause, the narcissistic An Qirou came again.

"Little prodigy, I want to buy a plate of flowers to put in the dormitory, what flowers do you think match me well?"

"I think it's sunflowers."

"Huh? Do you mean I'm sunny and straightforward? ”

"No, I mean you're looking for a day."

Su Yi died at the age of nine.

......

During lunch break, who in the class studied the hardest and hardest?

That's naturally Xu Ruijin!

This representative of the school of idiots is not only studying, but also learning.

Every day is either learning or on the way to learn.

"Su Yi!"

Seeing the little prodigy who was playing with half of his chemistry homework, the study committee member in the back row, Table Duyao, couldn't stand it, poked Su Yi's back with a pen, and said:

"Look at Xu Ruijin, people love to study a lot, and they have been doing their homework since their lunch break, and they haven't even raised their heads!"

Su Yi turned his head and blinked, "I really love to learn!" ”

Twilight Yao glanced at Su Yi and sneered, "Then why don't you learn?" ”

Su Yi said with a serious face: "It's different, like is presumptuous, love is restraint!" ”

Twilight: "......"