Chapter 54 On the first day of the Lunar New Year, live broadcast Ga pig!
Lin Ye told everyone with practical actions.
He can eat it.
And in addition to rice, you can also eat a lot of dishes.
Bacon, vegetables, chicken, duck and fish, all of them are not missing!
The eldest brother and sister were also full of joy when they saw him eating so deliciously.
The fact that the guests can eat so much shows that they are very recognizable to their craftsmanship.
And watching him eat, his appetite has improved.
"You see that my brother eats so well, you also have to eat more, you know, so that you can grow so tall like your brother."
The eldest sister took the opportunity to educate the children to eat more.
The photographer on the side was a little uncomfortable, and in the morning, he and another brother didn't eat a bite.
Now that it's time to eat, they're going to keep filming......
The eldest brother at the table noticed this and persuaded: "Do you still want to shoot when you eat?" Why don't you sit down and eat first? ”
Without waiting for the two photographers to reply, Lin Ye spoke up and said for them: "It's okay, you don't have to worry about them, they ate at ten o'clock in the morning, and they are not hungry yet." ”
"Oh~ That's it."
The eldest brother simply stopped asking.
It's just that the faces of the two photographers speak for themselves......
I'm hungry!
I'm so hungry!
Live barrage, hilarious at this time!
"Hahaha......"
"Dazuo, you've done all the bad things!"
"I'm waiting here!"
"You work so hard for the big brother and sister, just to distribute food at this time, right?"
"It's very scheming, Lao Mo!"
"The photographer is so miserable~~ I feel distressed for two seconds."
Lin Ye held back a smile in his heart, and thought: Look at the two of you, don't you dare to hide snacks privately.
Still want to eat? Let's watch from the sidelines!
The two photographers held back, thinking that when they were done, they would go to the kitchen with their bowls and eat some leftovers.
But finally when they finished eating, Lin Ye had a ghost idea at this time.
"You should be hungry too, so let's go get some food...... I took Reba and Liying for a walk outside. ”
When the little boy heard that he was going to play, he was as happy as a monkey.
"Go play? I'm going too! ”
How do you eat this meal?
Damn, it's live now, as soon as the three of them leave, who will the audience watch?
Watch the two of them have a meal? Aren't all of them gone!
Without waiting for them to say anything, Lin Ye took the two girls out of the house.
"Damn... He did it on purpose! ”
The little brother who followed Lin Ye said angrily.
The older one smiled wryly: "You just saw it? ”
"You don't have anything like that, do you?"
"Who made this show unscripted."
The audience in the live broadcast room can be regarded as understanding why Lin Ye did this.
"It's ruthless! I like it! ”
"This program group is too tricky, Lin Ye probably holds a grudge, hahaha!"
"That's it, if this show is a little responsible, it won't be recorded in a place close to **Yangshan!"
"Who would have thought that the South China tiger was not extinct......
"It's no problem for the program to pit people, Lin Ye also pit the two photographers of the program group hahaha!"
said that he was going to play, but in fact, he took the two daughters to other people's houses.
Mix a familiar face.
Fortunately, in the coming days, it will be accepted by everyone.
After all, since the program team came here, it has already disturbed people's normal lives.
It's just that the villagers seem to welcome Lin Ye.
Two beauties are also welcome.
In the evening, every house was lit up with lights and smoke.
The breath of life and nature form a beautiful picture, which is really worthy of the land of fish and rice.
And the two photographers finally had their first meal of the day.
Tonight, it is simply the most fragrant Chinese New Year's Eve dinner the two of them have ever had in their lives, there is no one!
The eldest sister turned on the TV, and the sound of the CCTV Spring Festival Gala accompanied her ears, and everyone was drinking and talking, so it was not lively.
"I actually watched the Spring Festival Gala in the live broadcast......"
"I swore not to watch the Spring Festival Gala, but I failed again."
"I am a young man waiting for the ideal to fly on Chinese New Year's Eve~"
"This show is so much to my liking, is there a next season?"
"There's going to be Reba next season!"
"I don't dare to agree, I think this show is missing Dazuo and there is nothing to watch."
……
A drunken night's sleep.
The next day, Lin Ye was woken up by a pig's bark.
When I got up and opened the curtains, I saw that pigs were being slaughtered in the courtyard outside the house.
No wonder it screamed so badly......
After Lin Ye washed briefly, he went to the battlefield of killing pigs.
"Do you need help, brother?"
When the eldest brother and sister saw Lin Ye coming, they immediately had hope.
"Come on, come on, you help hold it, this beast is too strong."
The daze photographer came out of the guest room and saw Lin Ye pressing the pig!
Immediately rushed back to the house and carried the camera out!
“yue~yue~yue~”
The big fat pig of three hundred pounds screamed hoarsely!
At this time, as soon as the program screen was uploaded to the Internet, it shocked the eyes of netizens.
"What's the situation?"
"It's a pig coming up?"
"Is it the star of the show today?"
"Where's my Reba?"
"Why is this pig screaming so badly?"
"Oh~ It turned out that Dazuo was pressing on people, no wonder Pigs were so scared......"
Lin Ye felt that he was a little overwhelmed......
"Eldest sister, why did you get such a strong pig."
"Gee, you didn't just come yesterday."
When Lin Ye heard this, he immediately understood why this pig was so unlucky.
The eldest sister decided to kill another fat pig because of their arrival!
The simple hospitality of rural people is reflected in this practical action.
"Eldest sister, don't worry," Lin Ye nodded solemnly: "I will definitely press it to death today!" ”
At this time, the two girls who were sleeping were also woken up.
They walked into the camera without powder.
Yesterday, they played with mud regardless of their image, and now they don't care if they don't have makeup.
"Lin Ye, what are you doing?"
Reba wondered.
"Kill the pig, can't you see it?"
Lin Ye took the time to reply to her.
"You're going to kill pigs?"
"No, I'm only responsible for holding it down, and our eldest brother is responsible for Ka."
Zhao Liying said worriedly: "Can you do it alone, this pig looks like it has three hundred catties, right?" Don't hurt yourself. ”
Lin Ye is measured, and it is impossible for it to hurt himself.
But now the problem is that he can't hold it down alone, and the eldest brother can't do it with a pig-killing knife on the side.
At this time, the audience in the live broadcast room began to make suggestions for themselves.
"Tie it up!"
"Hang up and stab!"
"Pigs are so cute, why do you want to kill pigs......"
"Dazuo is pressing the pig now, so he shouldn't be able to move, right, hehe... Hey, hey, hey......"
", there's a brother against the sky in front!"
"Greeting men?"
"You know how to take advantage of people's danger."
……
Lin Ye found that there was no way to go on like this, so he hurriedly asked the system: "Is there a butcher in my friend list?" ”
[Some hosts, you once added a butcher's WeChat in the Hengdian vegetable market. 】
Lin Ye suddenly remembered that every time he bought pork in Hengdian, he looked for that old brother, and the meat he sold was killed on the same day, and it was very fresh.
So, Lin Ye began to recall his pig slaughtering experience.
For a 150-pound pig, tie the pig's feet with a rope, and then stab the pig's neck with a pig-killing knife, and wait for him to lose his breath and bleed.
A pig of about 200 catties has to be tied to death by several people.
And like the current one, a big fat pig of more than 300 pounds, wants to tie it up... Don't think about it without the help of five adult strong men.
But there is another way, which only requires one person.
Lin Ye's expression was clear: "There is." ”
(End of chapter)