Lin Ye asked the eldest brother: "Do you have a hammer or some blunt weapon at home?" ”

"Only a hammer, what do you want to use?"

Lin Ye nodded: "Yes, where is it?" ”

When Brother Tian heard this, he went to the utility room to get it.

The hammer is heavy and made of pure steel.

The handle is more than a meter long, and when I weigh it in my hand, I feel that there are about 20 catties.

Lin Ye held the wooden handle of the hammer with both hands, and said to everyone: "Let go of this pig, I'll come." ”

The head of the big fat pig was tied to the side of the cart full of grain.

It can only move around within a few meters.

Brother Tian and sister-in-law stepped back, and Brother Tian advised: "Be careful, you have hurt yourself." ”

"Why don't you smash it."

Sister-in-law Tian said with some concern.

"It's okay, let him come, he must have more strength than me for such a big man."

The big fat pig gradually stopped barking, and the pace of walking gradually slowed down.

Lin Ye saw the opportunity and raised the iron hammer above his head!

Reba and Zhao Liying closed their eyes in a way that they couldn't bear to look at......

"If this hammer goes down, the pig's brain will be shattered, right?"

"There's nothing wrong with it, it's just a skin trauma with a knife, and a blunt weapon can kill you with one blow!"

"Lin Ye still knows how to kill pigs."

"He also knows how to kill fish!"

"He's killed everyone, wouldn't it be easy to kill a pig?"

"Damn, why am I so excited?"

……

With the explosion of the barrage, Lin Ye smashed down on the big fat pig's head!

Boom!

The hammer hits the top of the pig's head with a dull sound.

The three-hundred-pound fat pig was shocked by this huge blunt injury, and his meat trembled!

In the end, without even a scream, he fell to the ground in convulsions......

The pig's cerebral hemorrhage flowed out of its nostrils and fat ears......

"Second Senior Brother, what's wrong with you, Second Senior Brother!"

It was "happy" to dance hip-hop! ”

"Good guy, the second senior brother is still a Bboy!"

"Such a ruthless Dazuo, he directly killed a 300-pound fat pig with a hammer!"

"It's a pity that the pig's brain flowers are broken."

"To be honest, it's a bit bloody, and I can see that my saliva is pouring out......"

Reba opened her beautiful eyes nervously and looked at the fat pig that fell to the ground and twitched a little incredulously.

"Lin Ye, you smashed it to death with a hammer?"

Zhao Liying was also shocked, her family had also killed pigs, but she had never seen anyone so powerful!

Lin Ye put down the hammer, his arm was too strong just now, and he felt that he was twisted...

He had to use all his strength, or the pig would be miserable.

In case it doesn't kill at once, and the pig starts jumping up and down, then it is not convenient to try to repeat the old trick.

So Lin Ye just now, he used all the strength to eat milk.

But now it seems that the result is satisfactory to everyone.

"Brother Tian, it's done, you can boil water and scald your hair."

"What a couple of hits!"

Sister-in-law Tian couldn't help but praise: "Yes, Xiaolin, you have such strength, if a girl marries you, she will be happy~"

As soon as he spoke, the two women present were red-faced.

Rural people are like this, both men and women will open two sentences from time to time.

This is related to the simple and down-to-earth lifestyle of the local area.

The fat pig was killed, and it was just the beginning.

The next task is many and complicated, not only to bathe the pig, but also to do the pig hair removal spa.

Pig's head and feet, pig's heart, pig's liver, and so on must be cut out and sorted.

It's been a busy morning.

At noon, Lin Ye was in a big vat again.

Even Reba and Liying ate more, after all, after doing work, the energy consumption is also large.

"The goddess's personality has collapsed!"

"Lin Ye, you give me back the original Reba!"

"You're so greedy, can you give me a piece?"

In the pigsty in the backyard, the little pigs and the big pigs smell the smell and start howling!

The pigs seemed to be shouting, "What are you eating?" I ask you what you eat! ”

Full of wine and food, Lin Ye plans to sleep, and shoot with the little brother if he wants, anyway, he is really sleepy and wants to sleep.

But Brother Tian's six-year-old son Xiao Tiedan is full of energy, so he doesn't pull him out to play.

Lin Ye said depressedly: "Aren't there two sisters, why don't you let them play with you?" ”

"They're not fun!" Tie Dan'er looked disgusted.

"They probably don't like to play with mud, why don't you take them to play with something else?"

"You see, I have a cannon fight," Tie Dan took out two boxes of black spiders from his padded jacket pocket, "neither of them dares to play, and my sister doesn't play with me." ”

Lin Ye was speechless: "So you came to me?" ”

"You promised me that you would play with me at my house......"

The little one began to be coquettish.

Lin Ye couldn't bear to let a child down, so he could only be an example of what he said.

"Okay, don't blow up your own things, let's go play in the fields."

The two agreed, and took a few more boxes of black spiders from home.

Lin Ye saw that there were still a few large detonators, which were more powerful than the black spider.

In many places, it is also called "Tongtian Cannon", as the name suggests, it is the sound of explosions that sound through the sky.

This thing was bought by Brother Tian for himself to play, and he didn't let Tie Dan touch it.

It's just unfortunate that it's now taken away by Lin Ye.

When Reba and Liying saw that they were going out, they asked curiously, "Why are you going?" ”

"Let's go to the cannon battle~"

Little Tie Dan'er wrote happiness on his face.

Lin Ye also nodded and said, "It's the New Year, I have to make a few sounds." ”

"Do you want to go along?"

Looking at the detonator cannon in Lin Ye's hand, Reba instinctively refused: "Don't, this thing is too dangerous, I'm afraid." ”

With Lin Ye taking the lead, Zhao Liying instantly had the courage: "It's okay, this thing can't kill people, let's stay away." ”

So, four people and two photographers came to an open field together.

Stepping on a narrow ridge, the feet are sometimes hard and sometimes soft, and it is very difficult to walk.

If you're not careful, you can step into the mud field next to you.

Reba is unfortunate that her long legs below the knee are covered in sludge... She had no choice but to lift her trouser legs, take off her shoes and walk barefoot.

But despite this, she would still accidentally fall into the mud field, if it weren't for Lin Ye and Li Ying's protection one after the other, she would have merged with the muddy water a long time ago.

"Ahh

The screams rang out, and Reba stepped into the mud field with one more foot.

Lin Ye hurriedly helped her and asked her to pull her leg out.

The fair-skinned calves are tightly sucked by the mud, and when they are pulled out, they will make a crisp "Bao ~".

Sticky with a little bit of water stains... It looks like a freshly unearthed white lotus root.

At this time, the live barrage is already crazy!

"it...... Reba's little feet, I can only describe them in three words - edible grade! ”

"Quick, show off my mouth!"

"Don't talk about licking it, even smelling it is also prolonging life~"

……

"What the hell is this, I'm going to fall to death!"

Reba followed this broken road.

Liying pointed to her, "Walk slowly, pay attention to keep a good balance." ”

"Why are you walking so smoothly?"

Reba couldn't help but ask.

Xiao Tiedan'er immediately replied to her: "Because my sister is so beautiful, Grandpa Land deliberately made you fall!" ”

Reba's heart fluttered when she listened.

"People are small and big!"

Zhao Liying refused to admit defeat and said: "Her mouth is so sweet, so why do you praise her alone?" ”

"Because Grandpa Land knows Sister Liying, he is reluctant to let you fall."

Lin Ye couldn't help but laugh and said, "You kid, where did you learn these things?" ”

At this time, the audience in the live broadcast room was shocked!

"Damn, my skills in flirting with my sister are not as good as a six-year-old child!"

"Why is this a six-year-old?"

"Nima, this is talented?"

"Flirting with my sister, why do you kid always bring the land master?"

"Feudal superstition, right?"

When he was almost done, Lin Ye stopped and said, "Let's blow it up here." ”

(End of chapter)