Xu Ruijin looked grim and calmly analyzed: "My parents died, this is the standard configuration of the protagonist. I was ostracized by my classmates, and this was the beginning of the waste firewood flow. I have tenacity, perseverance, and a firm purpose, which are the characteristics of the main character. ”

Teacher Zhu sneered and sneered: "What about Su Yi? Compared with you, Su Yicai is more like the male protagonist in Shuangwen's novel! ”

Although Xu Ruijin is excellent, he is just a firefly light.

There are thousands of students in the capital, Zhongguancun schools account for half, and Su Yi is an unavoidable mountain!

"Teacher Zhu, you don't understand."

Xu Ruijin looked at the sky outside the window, left Mr. Zhu with an arrogant back, and said something that contained philosophy and made Mr. Zhu unforgettable:

Although Su Yi is talented, he is too playful and is destined not to be the protagonist of this era.

"Life is in a hurry, but a hundred years, whether a person's life is peerless, or inactive, the end is just death.

"On the road to death, people have many options. The lowest choice is to have food and clothing, just lie down and live.

"Slightly higher choices make money and pursue profits. The higher part of the people does not pay attention to money, what they pursue is power.

"And above power is fame!"

Teacher Zhu looked at the arrogant back blankly, and suddenly felt that Xu Ruijin had become unfamiliar.

The cold wind blew into the office of the physics group through the window, Xu Ruijin slowly turned around, revealing a free smile:

"Whether it's money, power, fame, above all these things, there's one thing ......"

Teacher Zhu was stunned for a moment, and asked faintly, "What is it?" ”

......

"It's wisdom!"

In the class, Su Yi, who had just come back from the toilet, was forced to open for business again, giving a lecture to An Qirou at the same table.

The topics are Chinese reading comprehension and foreign poetry appreciation.

"I have despised my soul seven times.

"For the first time, when it could have been aggressive, it pretended to be humble.

"The second time, when it limped in front of the lame.

"The third time, when it was between easy and difficult, the easy choice was chosen.

The fourth time, when it makes a mistake, it comforts itself that someone else has done the same wrong.

"The fifth time, when it endures because of weakness, claims to be resilient.

"The sixth time, when it despises an ugly face, it doesn't know that it is one of its own masks.

"Seventh, when it sings an ode, it proclaims itself a virtue.

"This poem written by Gibran belongs to the category of wisdom literature."

An Qirou applauded, her beautiful eyes showed a look of adoration, and she admired: "Little prodigy, you are so amazing!" Why are you so good at speaking?!! ”

Su Yi waved his hand lightly and taught An Qirou a skill in writing essays.

"The score of the essay depends a lot on the style! How to highlight the literary brilliance?

"Quote more famous quotes and pretending sentences to appear knowledgeable and eloquent. And it's better to use Western quotes, because Eastern quotes are quoted frequently, and it's all too common for teachers to revise papers.

"Quoting famous Western quotes, like Aristotle, Shakespeare, Gorky, Einstein......."

As soon as Su Yi finished speaking, An Qirou scratched her head innocently, and her peach blossom eyes were full of grievances.

"But what if I can't remember so many quotes from Western celebrities?"

At this time, Su Yi gave another move.

"Can't remember? Then you can make it up yourself! For example, if you want to write about ideals, you can make up: Albert Einstein said that ideals are the lamps of hope! ”

"Huh? Make it up yourself? Won't the correction teacher find out? ”

Su Yi gave An Qirou a brain meltdown.

"You're so stupid! Einstein said so many things in his life, how did the teacher know that he said he hadn't said it? Besides, how many years has Einstein been dead, what is it called? ”

Su Yi's eyes purred, and he said cheaply: "This is called death without proof!" ”

An Qirou's eyes were round and wide, and her worldview was refreshed!

Do you still have this kind of operation?

Her scalp is numb!

"Su Yi! You come over to me!! ”

When Su Yi pointed out the country proudly, an angry voice came from outside the door.

Chemistry teacher Lu Huai walked in with his homework in his arms.

In the second class of the afternoon, it was chemistry.

"Su Yi! See for yourself what you wrote about your chemistry homework?!! ”

When the chemistry teacher spoke, his shoulders were shaking, which showed that he was not light.

Su Yi picked up the chemistry homework written during the lunch break and looked at it, "Teacher, what I wrote is right, didn't you ask you to summarize the differences between various chemical reagents?" I've summed it up! ”

The chemistry teacher glared at Su Yi fiercely, and said angrily: "I'm asking you to write a summary, not a recipe!" ”

Su Yi wrote a summary of the differences in chemical reagents——

HCI (Hydrochloric Acid)

Thin: sour, slippery in the mouth, typical of vomit, slightly spicy.

Thick: Extremely sour, bitter aftertaste after spitting it out, then the whole mouth is cold, and it gets better after 10 minutes.

H2SO4 (sulfuric acid)

Thin: Faint sourness, aftertaste feels greasy, slightly hot, sweet, without any discomfort.

Stronger: super hot, feeling like drinking hot porridge, and then slightly sweet and painful coexist, lasting for 2 days before subsidence

Extra-concentrated: 98% pure concentrated sulfuric acid, dare not drink.

HNO3 (nitric acid)

Thin: First bitter, then the whole tongue is numb, then painful, white patches, persistent pain, subsides after 3-4 days, and at the same time the mouth feels like a big inhalation of car exhaust.

Strong: Don't dare to drink (guess it's a strengthened version of concentrated sulfuric acid)

......

"Su Yi! That's the homework you wrote?!! ”

"Teacher, the taste is different, I completed the homework according to your requirements."

The chemistry teacher is mad!

The whole myocardial infarction made me feel like I couldn't breathe.

"And what does this summary you write mean?"

The chemistry teacher angrily pointed at Su Yi's homework, and said angrily: "The essence of weak acid is acid, the essence of weak alkali is alkali, and the essence of weak intelligence is wisdom." ”

Su Yi didn't defend either, smiled shyly, scratched his head shyly, "Hehe! ”

The chemistry teacher was furious: "Hey, you're big! Give me a penalty station in the back! ”

After the physics teacher, Su Yi was called to the last row of punishment by the chemistry teacher.

"Little prodigy! Hahaha you're here again! ”

Seeing Su Yi coming again, the students sitting in the last row couldn't help but laugh.

Su Yi stuck out his tongue and grimaced.

Tick bell, class bell rings.

The chemistry teacher officially started the class.

Chemistry is a very interesting subject, also known as "10,000 Ways to Kill Your Ex-Boyfriend"!

For example, sprinkle a lot of magnesium powder or aluminum powder in your ex-boyfriend's house and light a fire.

When extinguishing a fire in this way, the more water you pour, the bigger the fire will be.

Foam fire extinguishers and carbon dioxide fire extinguishers are also ineffective, and the pressure of the fire extinguisher will also produce air flow, and it is easy to explode when the powder is raised and mixed with air!