The chemistry teacher gave a lecture with relish.

Some of the students in the audience are secretly playing with their mobile phones, some are secretly reading novels, and some are secretly reading comic books......

What is it called?

This is called the clear distinction between the well and the well, and the river water.

You talk about yours, I play with mine.

Of course, not everyone deserts in class, and Xu Ruijin, a madman, is studying seriously.

Seeing Xu Ruijin studying so seriously, after the lecture, chemistry teacher Lu Huai was moved and said:

"Since Xu Ruijin loves to study so much, in my office after school, I will assign you extra homework alone, twenty chemistry exercise books, so that you can do the questions well!"

Xu Ruijin: "......"

Xu Ruijin's face was dark, he loved to learn, but he was not sick.

Twenty chemistry workbooks?

Be a human being!

Am I a thousand-armed Kannon? Can you do it with a thousand hands?

"Little prodigy."

Xiaopang, the squad leader who was sitting in the last row by the corridor, looked up at the teacher, and whispered to Su Yi, who was standing next to him, "I'm going to play with my mobile phone, you help me look at the teacher, please......"

Xiaopang has a good relationship with Su Yi.

I vaguely remember that last year, a cold winter.

Su Yi didn't want to go to school, so he asked Xiaopang to help him ask for leave, and said a reason casually.

As a result, the next day, the news of Su Yi's heat stroke spread throughout the school!

in class.

The chemistry teacher was giving a lecture on the stage, and the lecture was lively and interesting: "There is a magical thing in chemistry, it is insoluble in acids, insoluble in alkalis, insoluble in salts, insoluble in organic matter.

"It is invulnerable, poisonous, whether it is heated on a blowtorch, or connected to high-voltage electricity, it is unscathed, it has the most stable and excellent chemical properties, but it is always abandoned, its name is: impurities ......"

While talking, the chemistry teacher also gave science to the students in the class.

"Antimony is a metal element, the element symbol Sb, China's land is vast, rich in resources, Sb reserves rank first in the world!"

Sometimes, the chemistry teacher will give the students some real-life examples.

"Students, if you throw a piece of iron in the courtyard for a long time, what will happen to it?"

The students replied, "It's going to have a layer of rust on it." ”

The chemistry teacher nodded, "Yes, iron reacts with oxygen in the air and erodes into oxides, what if it's a piece of gold?" ”

The students replied in unison: "It doesn't change, gold is not easy to oxidize." ”

The chemistry teacher shook his head slightly, and the students in the audience looked dazed.

How? Aren't they right?

The chemistry teacher smiled and humorously said, "If it was a piece of gold, it would be long gone." ”

"Hahahaha!"

The students were amused!

Among all the teachers, chemistry teacher Lu Huai is the most humorous in the class.

Of course, humor doesn't come without a price.

The chemistry teacher spoke impassionedly from the podium.

Chubby sat in the last row and kept playing with his phone, and suddenly, the class was as quiet as death!

Falling pins can be heard!

Xiaopang raised his head in horror, and asked Su Yi urgently in a low voice, "What's wrong?" ”

Su Yi looked at the silent chemistry teacher on the podium, and said faintly: "This Hanhan teacher has confused himself in lecturing, and he can't understand it, and now he is pondering......"

Chubby: "......"

After about half an hour of chemistry class, the chemistry teacher gave the students the rest of the time to study on their own.

Taking advantage of the fact that the teacher was not busy, Su Yi raised his hand and said, "Teacher! I'm going to report the squad leader playing with his phone! ”

Fat suddenly became excited, and raised his head to meet the murderous gaze of the chemistry teacher.

"Hand it over!"

The chemistry teacher walked briskly and held out a hand.

Chubby hesitated for a few seconds, and then handed over his phone sadly.

The chemistry teacher glanced at Su Yi and asked casually, "How long has he been playing?" ”

Su Yizhi said: "I was playing half an hour ago!" ”

The chemistry teacher frowned slightly, and said displeasedly: "Then why did you say it now?" ”

Su Yi spread his hands, "Because he won't let me see it now." ”

Chemistry Teacher: "......"

When the bell rang for the end of class, the chemistry teacher took away Chubby's mobile phone and left with the textbook.

Xiaopang hugged Su Yi's arm and said pitifully:

"Woooooooooo......oo Brother Yi, I was wrong! Go get my phone back! Please~ If my mother knew that my phone was confiscated by the teacher, she would definitely beat me to death! ”

"Help you get your phone back?"

Su Yi put his hands in his pockets and said with a smile: "Yes, but I have one condition." ”

Fatty had an ominous premonition, swallowed his saliva, and said in fear: "What...... What conditions? I won't agree to anything illegal! ”

The corners of Su Yi's mouth twitched, "What are you thinking!" Well, you tell the baby a joke, you can only say one word, if it can make the baby laugh, the baby will help you get the phone back. ”

As soon as Su Yi's conditions came out, Xiaopang breathed a sigh of relief.

Good thing it's just a joke!

However, Xiaopang soon became embarrassed, he could only say one sentence, and he had to make Su Yi laugh.

It's too embarrassing!

After thinking for a while, Chubby suddenly lay down on the ground, foaming at the mouth and scolding loudly: "Who is TM who poisoned the?!" ”

Burst!

This sentence made Su Yi laugh.

"Wait, baby go and help you get your phone back!"

......

Chemistry Group Faculty Office.

When Su Yi came, chemistry teacher Lu Huai was comfortably listening to songs with headphones on.

Seeing Su Yi coming, the chemistry teacher took off his headphones and looked over.

Su Yi opened the topic with a smile, "Teacher, are you listening to the song...... What music do you like? ”

The chemistry teacher smiled and said, "I like Jay Chou's songs. ”

Su Yi didn't answer, moved a stool and sat over.

The chemistry teacher glanced at Su Yi and asked, "What about you?" What music do you like? ”

Su Yi raised his eyebrows and said shyly: "I like the bell after class!" ”

Chemistry Teacher: "......"

The atmosphere was awkward for a while.

"Say it! What is the matter with you coming to the teacher? ”

Chemistry teacher Lu Huai didn't want to talk to Su Yi, the implication was that if you were okay, get out of here.

Su Yi sat on the chair next to him, blinked his cute big eyes, and said cutely: "Teacher, can you return the squad leader's mobile phone you received in the last class?" Boom~"

The chemistry teacher directly refused: "No. ”

Su Yi played a scoundrel and stalked him.

Seeing that class was about to start, Su Yi didn't leave, so the chemistry teacher said, "I heard that you are very good at Chinese?" That's good, my child is about to be born, you can help me come up with a name, it sounds good, and the phone will be returned to you. ”

This condition is not harsh.

Su Yidu walked in the office, thought for a while, and reported three beautiful names with beautiful artistic conception and catchy:

"Lu day! Indomitable, righteous and cloudy!

"Ruaru! Just right, Lu Yang waves!

"Reusto! Fly freely, and be magnificent! ”

After Su Yi finished speaking, the entire chemistry teacher's office fell silent!

There was a dead silence, a silence!

Chemistry Teacher: ?

Go to Nima's! What kind of name is this?!