Mathematics Group Teacher's Office.

A mathematics expert invited to give a lecture by Mingzhu Middle School, a well-known problem solver, Mathematics Emperor Gejun is pretending to be crazy.

"Math is the most wonderful thing in the world! Everything in the world can be proven mathematically......"

Ge Jun hasn't finished pretending to be forced yet.

A young teacher from Mingzhu Middle School interrupted him and raised his own question: "Professor Ge, can you prove love with mathematics?" ”

Ge Jun was stunned for a moment, and glanced at the questioner rather unpleasantly.

Don't you see I'm pretending, boy?

What's wrong with you?

In the teacher's office of the mathematics group, the mathematics teachers of each class all looked over and focused on Ge Jun.

This kind of high-profile feeling makes Uncle Ge very happy, and he feels that every pore on his body is relaxing.

Isn't it just to prove love with mathematics?

It's not that simple!

簌簌簌......

Ge Jun picked up a piece of white chalk and quickly wrote down a formula on a blackboard in the office.

【520÷3】

"This is love!"

Ge Jun, who wrote down this formula, was very proud, looked up at the ceiling at 45 degrees, and said to the math teacher present.

At the scene, a group of math teachers from Mingzhu Middle School looked at the formulas on the blackboard and looked confused.

520÷3？

This formula is love?

Why? How is this proven?

The teachers looked at each other and saw the doubts in each other's eyes.

"Ahem...... Professor Ge, what does this formula mean? ”

A teacher asked what everyone wanted to ask.

Ge Jun didn't speak, but calculated it on the blackboard.

520／3=173.333333......

The results are inexhaustible.

"Do you understand?"

Uncle Ge stood with his hands in his hands, his expression was indifferent, and he was very proud.

"Got it!"

A smart math teacher said: "520 represents love, and 520 divided by 3 is inexhaustible, which shows that there is no room for a junior in love!" ”

"Wrong!"

Uncle Ge shook his head slightly, and sighed: "This shows that the junior in love will never be eliminated!" ”

Teachers: "......"

The corners of Uncle Ge's mouth hooked a trace of arc, and he slowly turned around, leaving everyone with an arrogant and indifferent back.

In Uncle Ge's opinion, he is handsome now.

The pride of numbers, the pride of the world, first there is Ge Jun and then there is heaven!

Even if I Ge Jun solves the problem with one hand, he is still invincible in the world!

......

A chicken soup shop in Beijing.

My uncle, who has been working overtime until now, finally had his first bite of lunch.

"That's not right! Boss! ”

My uncle called the owner of the chicken soup shop and said angrily, "Why doesn't your chicken soup smell like chicken?" ”

The owner of the chicken soup shop smiled and replied, "This is a soup made with baby chickens." ”

The uncle frowned and said incomprehensibly, "What is a baby chicken?"

The owner of the chicken soup shop said, "It's just eggs!" ”

Uncle: "......"

Chicken soup without chicken?

It's really a neighbor drying peppercorns, numb next door!

The uncle, who was cheated by the owner of the chicken soup shop, said angrily: "Boss, how about I give you a word puzzle?" You guessed it, I'll give you ten bucks. ”

The owner of the chicken soup shop looked around and looked at the business of the shop, and there were no customers, so he agreed to think that he was idle.

"You say."

"May I ask your grandfather and grandmother to enter the cave room and type four words?"

The owner of the chicken soup shop blinked, thought for a while, and said, "There is a happy event at home!" ”

Uncle shook his head, "No. ”

The owner of the chicken soup shop scratched his head, thought about it again, and guessed again: "I'm happy to be a precious son!" ”

Uncle shook his head again, "Wrong! ”

The owner of the chicken soup shop couldn't think of it, and frowned: "Then you say, what is it?" ”

The uncle glanced at the bowl of chicken soup without chickens, and then at the owner of the chicken soup shop, and said, "Grass your grandma!" ”

Chicken Soup Shop Owner: ????

Then, my uncle was chased two streets by the owner of the chicken soup shop with a broom.

......

Leave the Chemistry Faculty Office.

When Su Yi returned to the classroom, it was already in class, and the third (1) class of high school was taking music lessons.

The music teacher's surname is Chang, and his hometown is from Changsha, so the students are nicknamed 'often killing'.

"Yo, our prodigy is here."

Seeing that Su Yi was late for class and only entered the classroom now, the music teacher joked: "Since you are late for music class, why don't you sing a song to everyone?" ”

"Huh? Sing? I won't. ”

Su Yi shrunk his neck.

Su Yi is a hexagonal warrior in all aspects, but singing, it is really not good, and the five tones are incomplete.

"Come on! The little prodigy sings one! ”

"Yes, yes! Sing one! ”

"Sing one! Sing one! ”

The students in the class cheered up, and they all wanted Su Yi to sing.

Seeing that the music teacher and classmates did not let go of him, Su Yi sighed helplessly.

At this time, Xiaopang came to help Su Yi break the siege.

"I'll sing, I'll sing, I'll sing "Tang Seng and Fahai Bragging"!"

Tang Seng bragged with Fahai?

The whole class was stunned for a moment.

What song is this?

How come they've never heard of it.

"Okay, Su Yi, go down, Chubby, you sing."

Su Yi stepped off the podium and returned to his seat.

Xiaopang walked to the podium with the steps of six relatives who did not recognize him, and sang the song "Tang Seng and Fahai Bragging".

The singing echoed through the classroom, echoing in everyone's ears.

"My donkey can play chess

My knows a foreign language

I buy groceries and drive a Ferrari

I drive Bentley Pull Cement

I use an excavator for stir-frying

I light a cigarette with thunder! Ahhh

......”

A magical adaptation of a song is quite explosive!

The whole class is petrified and messy in the wind......

After Chubby finished singing, the class fell into silence for a long time.

Everyone's expressions were weird.

"Ahem, Chubby, go down."

The music teacher breaks the ice and lets Chubby back in his seat.

Music lessons have officially begun.

The music teacher first talked about some music notation, and the students in the class were so interested in listening that they almost fell asleep.

Seeing this, the music teacher said: ""The White-Haired Girl" is a classic opera, and it is also a compulsory content in music classes. ”

There was silence in the audience!

No one responded to the teacher.

Just when the music teacher was disappointed, the little fat in the class crossed his waist and stood up very proudly.

"Teacher, I will!"

Xiaopang can't wait to engrave the words 'Lao Tzu is awesome' on his face.

However, the music teacher didn't want to order him, but asked Su Yi to sing.

"Su Yi, can you sing?"

"Yes!"

"Next, I invite the little prodigy to sing a song "White-Haired Girl" for everyone, everyone is welcome!"

The applause lasted like a wave!

Su Yi blinked her cute big eyes, walked up to the podium, and cleared her throat.

"Ahem......"

Su Yi picked up a water glass, used it as a microphone, and sang intently.

"The white-haired girl, with her hooves facing west, carrying Tang Sanzang, following the three apprentices, learning scriptures from the west and going on the road, it is tens of thousands of miles to ......"

Music Teacher: ??!!

Classmates: ????

Everyone was stunned!

Let you sing the white-haired girl, do you sing Journey to the West from here?

9！

Why 9, because 6 flipped!

"Alas......"

The music teacher looked at Su Yi and sighed, "Su Yi, do you understand music?" ”

Su Yi thought for a while, and said with a serious face: "Of course I understand, my love for music is no less than anyone else!" ”

The music teacher was stunned for a moment, a little puzzled: "Why?" ”

Su Yi's eyes were full of tears, and he swore that "because of the flood in my hometown before, music saved my life!" ”

Seeing Su Yi say so affectionately, the classmates looked at each other.

"Did someone else hear your beautiful singing voice and rush to save you?"

The music teacher makes a reasonable guess.

"No, no, no......"

Su Yi waved his hand and sighed: "When I was swept away by the flood, the piano floated over, and I climbed up." ”