In this wave of cocoon-like reasoning, Su Yi stood in the atmosphere.

So, how did Su Yi determine that the other party was not from an official scientific research institution?

He is distinguished by temperament.

The few people Su Yi saw in the monitoring room just now revealed a faint stupidity in their clear eyes!

What is the temperament of scientific researchers?

Calm, good at thinking, less talking, uninhibited, not like people and sophisticated......

The three greasy men weren't scientific research practitioners at first glance.

Once you rule out one wrong answer, the truth is obvious.

There is a commercial program filming him, and his uncle is an insider, and he still hides it and doesn't tell him.

'Uncle Dog, you actually hide it from me! ’

Su Yi pursed his lips, a little unhappy in his heart.

Uncle knows something, but hides it from him, it's too much!

Thinking of this, Su Yi couldn't help but take out his mobile phone and send a text message to his uncle.

"Uncle, I heard that the coffins in Liuzhou are good, they are all made of fir wood, the wood is compact, and there are no insects and ants, I want to order a ...... for you."

After sending this text message, Su Yi, who was standing in front of the bus stop, put away his mobile phone and got on the bus home.

Su Yi is a person who holds grudges.

In the words of low emotional intelligence, it is called small-minded and grudge-bearing!

In the words of high emotional intelligence, this is called fresh clothes and angry horses, happy and revenge, and free from heaven and earth!

......

When Su Yi was delayed to go home late because of this.

The students of the third (1) class of high school, who have successfully returned home, have already fried the pot and are in full swing of discussion!

Hongan Community, squad leader Chubby's house.

"What? Your school is going to hold a parent-teacher conference tomorrow, and the head teacher asks the parents who want to know kung fu to go? ”

The aunt, who sells vegetables in the market on weekdays, put down the housework she was busy with and looked at her son with a strange expression.

Parents who want to know kung fu for parent-teacher conferences?

This is too fake!

Xiaopang glanced up at his mother and explained: "Tomorrow the parents of all the students in the school will go, our homeroom teacher wants to be promoted to the head of the grade, and is ready to behave well in front of the school leaders, so I will ask the parents who have kung fu to go tomorrow." ”

The vegetable seller was still puzzled, "Why?" ”

While playing with the game console, Xiaopang replied perfunctorily: "Because the motto of our school is: If you want to civilize its spirit, you must first barbarize its body!" ”

After saying that, Chubby started playing the game by himself.

"Alas......"

In the kitchen, the vegetable seller sighed, pinched a toothpick, and shook her wrist vigorously to drive away a flying fly.

"Parents with kung fu to go? I didn't expect that I had been hiding for so many years, and I was finally discovered. ”

When the vegetable seller aunt was young, she practiced secret weapons in Chongqing Martial Arts School for several years.

Although it is not as exaggerated as in martial arts novels, the accuracy of Dama's dart shooting is still very high.

......

In a luxury villa, An Qirou's home.

An Qirou's father, a big boss in the gold jewelry business, is a middle-aged man with an extraordinary appearance, and his head shakes like a rattle.

"Impossible! When pigs fly! ”

Dad An Haiyang said firmly: "You must have heard it wrong, what your teacher said is that parents who have worked hard are not kung fu!" ”

An Qirou snorted and said with a proud face: "No! The teacher is obviously a parent who wants to have kung fu, Dad, you are the dish! The parents of our classmates all have unique skills, and all of them can do kung fu, dad, you don't know kung fu, right? ”

An Haiyang: "......"

Wouldn't it, wouldn't it?

There won't really be parents who don't know kung fu, right?

An Qirou's sentence Dad, you don't know kung fu, aroused An Haiyang's damn desire to win.

"I don't know kung fu, but I have the ability to make money! Daughter, you wait for me tomorrow, I will fly the warrior monks of Shaolin Temple to you overnight, and tomorrow the parents will go to support you on the field! ”

After Dad An Haiyang left this domineering declaration, he walked away.

Whether it's true or not, he has to prove himself in front of his daughter and get back face!

What about your classmates' parent-teacher conferences?

Does he have the ability to make money?

......

Not only Chubby and An Qirou's family.

The families of the other students in the third (1) class of high school are also in full swing!

Calling on the phone, shaking people, calling friends, looking for relatives and friends with kung fu to help.

Parents with magical powers, the eight immortals cross the sea to show their magical powers.

Trust the relationship to find contacts, and strive to be in the limelight at tomorrow's parent-teacher meeting, win the favor of the class teacher, and take care of your own children in the future.

Of course, it is not without parents who are suspicious, and even call the head teacher to inquire in person.

But the head teacher's phone can't be dialed!

So, under the bewitchment of his own children, he still shook people honestly and obediently, and found relatives and friends who knew kung fu to help!

......

An ordinary residential building.

Lao Zhang, the head teacher, was at home, looking at the phone with the virus in the black screen, and the whole person was not good!

"Who is so lacking in virtue to add viruses to study materials?"

Lao Zhang, the head teacher who has always been mild-tempered, rarely broke the defense and scolded.

a few minutes ago.

Lying on the couch with a plaster on his arm, he swiped his finger over his phone and stumbled upon a post while browsing a web forum.

The title is: "Boom! Filthy stories between 105 men and three women! 》

The head teacher, Lao Zhang, took a look, and there is such a good thing?

This doesn't deliver learning materials to your door?

So, the head teacher Lao Zhang, downloaded the attached file of the post on his mobile phone.

Click on it to take a look, the head teacher Lao Zhang vomited blood on the spot!

The content of the document is actually the Water Margin!!

It's really exciting!

Filthy stories between 105 men and three women!

Not lying at all!

This is not the end, the immoral goods who posted the post are still mixed with mobile phone viruses in the file.

The mobile phone manager died violently on the spot!

Then, his phone screen went completely black, and it was useless to restart it.

The head teacher vomited blood angrily!

......

The fourth ring, a small courtyard with ancient style.

When Su Yi returned home, it was already eleven o'clock in the evening.

Uncle Liu Yisheng and his neighbor Uncle Lin were sitting outside eating peanuts and drinking beer.

When you drink too much, you like to brag, which is a common problem among men.

Uncle was no exception.

When the drink was rising, my uncle put down the beer bottle and said, "Back then, when I was delivering food in Iraq, it was in the midst of war. However, there is an unwritten rule locally.

"As long as it's on my distribution route, if anyone dares to open fire, I'll starve them for three days. Locally, my delivery route is called the Peace Road!

"Once, I was going to the refugee camp to deliver food, and before I could get to the door, a missile was fired from the American side.

When the leader of their refugee camp saw it, he was immediately frightened, picked it up, grabbed the missile, and extinguished it!

"As soon as I saw it, the fire came up! Walk directly in front of him and scold him in level 8 English: You a fool! You're not going to wait for me to light the ten-channel cigarette in my hand and then you put it out? ”