My uncle played a hand of "Ten Channels of Missiles".

Uncle Lin, a neighbor, was not to be outdone, and bragged: "When I was studying in Mexico, I sat at the same table with those big guys and giant crocodiles to eat, and I didn't eat first, no one dared to use knives and forks to pick up vegetables!"

"It's a place with the Caribbean Sea to the east and the Pacific Ocean to the west, and it's definitely a bit chaotic.

"But it doesn't matter who makes a big deal out there. As long as you take a box of ten canals and run to my family's wheat field, no one will dare to touch you!

"All the people of that place know my temper, and if my wheat falls, I will blame you all of the land. When the time comes, I'll offer a condition that you can't refuse.

"Why do you dare to be so grumpy? Because my wheat is lodging resistant and has a high yield, they want to steal my secrets!

"In order to tie up with me, the director of Mexico's No. 1 Flour Mill took a rake and wrote eight big characters on my head......

"Iron rod wheat, half an acre of victory!"

After bragging, Uncle Lin drank another glass of beer.

Su Yi walked slowly from a distance, seeing that the two of them had almost drunk, Su Yi took out two masks from his pocket and handed them to his uncle and Uncle Lin.

"Uncle, Uncle Lin, put on a mask!"

Su Yi urged.

Uncle and Uncle Lin were stunned, glanced at each other, and saw the confusion in each other's eyes.

My uncle asked, "Why do you want to wear a mask?" ”

Su Yi grinned and said sincerely: "Because of this, you won't leak if you brag!" ”

Uncle: "......"

Uncle Lin: "......"

Arthur is endless, silent and critical!

Uncle Lin was not convinced, and wanted to continue blowing, and he still used his child Xiaolin to blow it.

"My family Xiaolin, talented and intelligent, is the 2006 "Time Magazine" Person of the Year, the 2008 "Moving China" Honor Award winner, and has business dealings with many Fortune 500 companies."

Uncle Lin glanced at his uncle enviously and said, "Xiao Lin is so good, why do you think he can't compare to your nephew in learning?" ”

Uncle: "......"

The corners of Su Yi's mouth twitched.

The 2006 Time Magazine Person of the Year was awarded to netizens around the world!

The winner of the 2008 "Moving China" Honor Award was awarded to the people of the whole country!

Having business dealings with a number of Fortune 500 companies means having a deposit of a few hundred dollars in major banks!

How many catties and taels does your Xiaolin have, but you don't force it in your heart?

But after all, Uncle Lin is an elder, Su Yi still said politely: "Uncle Lin, the answer to this question is very simple, you use a lighter to set your clothes on fire first." ”

"Oh, I see!"

Uncle Lin was stunned for a few seconds, and then suddenly realized: "Are you saying that learning well or badly is like clothes, they are all things outside the body, and it doesn't matter!" ”

"That's not right."

Su Yi shook his head and said, "Uncle Lin, I mean...... You're going to die if you don't brag? ”

Uncle Lin: "......"

Seeing that Uncle Lin was dumbfounded, Uncle Lin laughed and said, "Lao Zhou, how long have you graduated?" None of your college classmates are going to have a party? ”

Uncle Lin pursed his lips and said, "The college reunion is nothing more than those good rich classmates who get together to brag, and the poor probably can't even receive the party notice." ”

Su Yi patted Uncle Lin on the shoulder and said, "Uncle Lin, don't worry." Rich people will find ways to find you, otherwise who will they brag about? ”

Uncle Lin: "......"

Brace!

Bear children are socially, and they are angry and resentful adults!

"Let's go, uncle, go home!"

Seeing that his uncle had almost drunk, Su Yi called him home.

"Let's go, Lao Zhou, drink it next time."

The uncle said goodbye to his neighbor Lin Zhouwen.

......

Back home.

Look at the slightly messy room, the dusty table, and the uncleaned trash cans.

Su Yi frowned, turned his head to look at his uncle, and proposed, "Uncle, our house is a bit messy, you go and clean it up!" ”

The uncle snorted and asked rhetorically, "Why don't you go?" ”

The two uncles and nephews shirked each other's housework and argued.

Su Yi's eyes gurgled, his brain flashed, and he said shyly: "Uncle, if we don't play a game of cards, whoever loses will go to do housework!" ”

The uncle thought about it and agreed.

"Come on, are you still afraid that you won't succeed?"

Stimulated by Su Yi, my uncle woke up and rummaged through the room, but he couldn't find the cards.

There are no cards, and Su Yi is too lazy to go out and buy them.

Su Yi took out a Lego pennant, pointed it to the table, and shouted, "4! ”

The LEGO flag looks like the number 4.

The uncle was stunned for a moment, and then not to be outdone, he took out a whistle, put it on the table, and shouted: "6! ”

Su Yi smiled coldly and took out an umbrella, "Hook!" ”

The uncle pulled his hair, thought about it carefully, and took out an egg from the refrigerator, "Circle!" ”

Su Yi was not in a hurry, and calmly took out a toothpick on the table: "Sharp!" ”

This stumped my uncle!

Uncle frowned, took a deep breath, racked his brains for a while, and then his eyes lit up.

After a while, I went to Su Yi's house and found a duck plush toy.

“2！”

Now it's Su Yi's turn to be difficult!

The only ones who can hold down 2 are the big king and the little king.

But this is not difficult for Su Yi.

Su Yi raised his eyebrows, lay down directly on the table, and said to his uncle: "Xiao Wang! ”

Uncle's face turned green with anger!

But he really didn't want to do the housework and cleaning.

Holy shit, I'll fight with you!

The uncle gritted his teeth, and lay down on the table shamelessly, shouting in his mouth: "King! ”

Hehe.

Now Su Yi has no tricks!

The kings are out.

Su Yi glared at his uncle angrily.

The uncle looked proud, smiled, and raised his eyebrows with Su Yi shyly.

But Su Yi is Su Yi after all.

Just when his uncle thought he was winning, Su Yi suddenly let out a loud fart.

"What's so great about the king? Hum! Watch me bomb you! ”

Su Yi said proudly.

Uncle was stunned on the spot!

Holy, you cheat!

The uncle was not convinced, he wanted to win the game, he didn't want to do housework.

So, my uncle lay on the ground, with his feet facing the sky, and also let out a fart.

Uncle said: "Bombs are also strong and weak, I am a bomb with four '1's, do you think I am now on all fours?!" ”

Su Yi: "......"

Su Yi never thought that his uncle would be so shameless.

"You wait for uncle, I have a bigger card!"

Su Yi ran outside, found the sickle used to hoe the grass, and came back to say to his uncle: "My card is 7, I won!" ”

The uncle was stunned for a few seconds, and then said with a dark face: "Okay, you are 7, it seems that you won." ”

Su Yi blinked his cute big eyes, and said with a smile: "Then uncle, why did I win?" ”

The uncle shrunk his neck and said in fear, "Because you have a knife in your hand!" ”