"Zhihu urges the law!"

Su Yi said loudly: "Also known as the method of killing and urging changes!" ”

Xiao Lin was confused when he heard this, scratched his head, and wondered: "What do you mean?" ”

Su Yi hooked his finger and said, "Brother Xiaolin, you give me your phone, and I'll show you." ”

Xiao Lin handed his mobile phone to Su Yi.

Su Yi turned on Xiaolin's mobile phone and boarded Zhihu.

Zhihu is a high-quality Q&A community.

Anyone can ask all kinds of strange questions on it, from black hole physics problems to trivial common sense, and there will be Zhihu gods to answer them.

However, due to the large number of users in Zhihu, many netizens like to pretend to be forced, pretending to be awesome people in the industry in Zhihu, pretending to be 211, 985, well-known universities in the United States, and social elites with an annual salary of one million.

The specific performance is as follows:

Xie invited, people in the United States, just got off the plane/rocket, used to be a well-known person in the circle, an annual salary of one million, a doctorate, interests, hidden

......

After Su Yi opened Zhihu, he edited a few paragraphs of text on his mobile phone, and posted six or seven Zhihu questions in a row, asking the majority of Zhihu netizens.

1. Tudou's works are much better than Mr. Mo Yan in terms of writing, narration, and conception, why can't he win the Nobel Prize in Literature?

2. Why do I think Tudou's conception and writing are better than "Dream of Red Mansions", is this my delusion?

3. Will the famous writer Mr. Tudou be one step ahead of Yu Hua and win the Mao Dun Literature Award?

4. I think the literary nature of "The King of Ten Thousand Phases" is among the top three in the world, and it is not inferior to the four famous works in the history of literature.

5. If Tudou writes science fiction, then there is nothing to do, with the imagination of Tudou, absolutely reduce the dimension and hit the three-body problem, is my idea right?

6. When will Tudou's "King of Ten Thousand Phases" be updated?

One after another killing remarks, murderous and heart-wrenching!

And the last question is the key point, so that people can know at a glance that the subject has ulterior motives for sending these questions, and the purpose is to urge the change.

"喏~"

Su Yi returned the phone to Xiao Lin and said with a smile: "At most, for half a day, the potato will definitely get up and explode!" Don't disappoint the fans who have been waiting for it for a long time! ”

The author of the Killing and Urging Method, specializing in the late stage of procrastination.

But don't try it lightly until you have to, because ...... Easy to beat!

......

Now.

On the doorstep of a splendid and transcendent luxury hotel.

As soon as he walked downstairs, Uncle Ge, who was wearing a suit, put on a sunglasses sullenly!

Today is the day when he Ge Jun is famous in the education industry and competes for the strongest question maker in the capital!

As the executive director of the Jinling Mathematical Society, Uncle Ge's influence in the field of problem solving has always been biased towards the national I volume and East China.

suffered from not being able to meddle in the opportunity to answer the questions in the Beijing college entrance examination.

And this time, giving a math symposium to the parents of all the students of Mingzhu Middle School will greatly increase his popularity in Beijing!

He Ge Jun is like a dragon in the abyss, and it will take off today!

Thinking of this, Uncle Ge picked up his mobile phone and used his many years of connections in the education industry to make dozens of calls in a row.

More than 20 media reporters were called to report on his parents' symposium at 10 o'clock this morning!

It is important to let parents all over the country know that he Ge Jun is the first problem writer in China and a famous mathematics expert!

This year's Beijing college entrance examination proposition, in today's world, who else is me?

This year's college entrance examination math problems in Beijing, I Ge Jun have decided!

As for Qin Ye, what kind of garbage is that, and it deserves to be on the same level as my Uncle Ge?

Uncle Ge swelled by five hundred catties, and he no longer took the exam question Great Demon King Qin Ye in his eyes.

In the morning, looking up at the sky, the sun is rising, and the sky is wrapped in a thin layer of clouds.

Uncle Ge stood straight, with his hands behind his back, and his expression was arrogant.

I feel like I've won!

......

The conference room of the program group of "Into the Prodigy".

Lu Wenbai, the chief director who had just finished the meeting for the program staff, walked out of the house and bathed in the early morning sun.

It feels like every pore in my body is relaxing, and it's a very comfortable feeling.

"It's the third day!"

The chief director Zhizhu is holding it, and his smile is gone.

Seven days of program recording, in the blink of an eye, has been carried out to the third day.

In four days, the program "Into the Prodigy" will be broadcast on the whole network!

With the effect of the little prodigy Su Yijin's frequent sentences, it is not surprising that this show will definitely be popular!

The program team will make a lot of money, and Su Yi will have a 15% net profit share of the recording salary, and he will also get rich and get a windfall.

The only doubt now is that I don't know how popular this show will be in the end......

But no matter what, there are only two results: small profit and big profit!

Either way, isn't the result all about earning?!

Facing the dawn of the morning, listening to the chirping of birds, and feeling the prosperity of all things in spring, the chief director felt that the whole person was in good spirits!

The rooster announces the dawn, and the morning light is faint.

The chief director feels like he's winning!

......

In an ordinary residential building.

The head teacher, Lao Zhang, was lying on the bed and sleeping, and suddenly woke up from his sleep in horror.

"Not good! I'm going to be late for the lesson! ”

The head teacher, Lao Zhang, shouted in horror.

But it took a few seconds for him to react......

Harm, it turned out to be a dream!

In reality, he dislocated his arm, took sick leave, and didn't have to go to class for a month.

"Hahaha! No need to go to class, rest at home, and get paid ......"

The head teacher, Lao Zhang Meizizi, smirked, "It's too cool this day, right?" Don't change it for a fairy! ”

But soon, a sense of shame about not going to work and getting a salary made the head teacher Lao Zhang a little embarrassed.

"I don't know what happened to the students in the class."

Lao Zhang, the head teacher, looked at the sky outside the window, the light blue sky, as if illuminated by the lights on the stage, and the east half was painted with a touch of bright vermilion.

Lao Zhang misses the students in his class a little.

"At ten o'clock this morning, the school held a parent symposium, it stands to reason that I have asked for leave, so I don't need to go, but I still have to take a look, and by the way, take a look at those children, especially Su Yi, a thorn ......."

The head teacher, Lao Zhang, muttered to himself.

Thinking of Su Yi, a bear child, the head teacher Lao Zhang couldn't help but have a headache.

But in an instant, the head teacher Lao Zhang showed a happy smile again.

In the past month, Mr. Qian has been teaching on behalf of Mr. Qian, and it is not my turn to have a headache.

"Hahahaha! It's so cool to take a month off! ”

The head teacher, Lao Zhang, felt that he had won hemp!

......

Pearl Middle School, a tall school building.

President Li stood on the roof of the building, as if standing on the top of the clouds, looking down on the entire campus like a giant.

The campus is full of greenery and flowers!

Since it was morning, the fog had not yet cleared, and the campus was filled with a light mist.

At this moment, Mingzhu Middle School seems to be in the fog of fairyland, and the beautiful scenery makes people forget to return.

"In today's school math lecture, Ge Jun held a symposium for parents."

The corners of Principal Li's mouth hooked up a touch of arc, and he played with a pair of walnuts in his hand.

"With this parent-teacher conference, parents will pay more attention to their children's learning and training, and the school's admission rate has stabilized this year!"

Overlooking the beautiful campus, Principal Li smiled confidently.

Mingzhu Middle School is a private school, and the main shareholders behind it are not bad for money, and with the endorsement of the admission rate, the principal's bonus is stable this year!

Guaranteed seven-figure base!

Principal Li feels like he's won!

......

Then here's the problem!

Everyone feels like they've won, so who is losing?