The east wind blows, the drums of war are beating, I am illiterate, who am I afraid of?

The uncle said he was angry.

Su Yi used a language question to insult his IQ and education level.

"I'm not convinced!"

Uncle swore an oath: "I will also give you a question, you will definitely not answer it correctly!" ”

There was a smile on the corner of Su Yi's mouth.

"Okay, uncle, you say."

The uncle flicked his fingers on the skull, rummaged through the cabinets to find a book, and said the title of the book:

"Suppose you are a hunter and you go out hunting with a shotgun, and you are on a single-plank bridge, and there is a cliff under the bridge, and there is a wild wolf in front of the bridge, and a cheetah behind the bridge, if you can only shoot one shot, will you fight a wild wolf or a cheetah?"

After finishing the question, the uncle felt that he had a chance to win, put his hands behind his back, and smiled confidently.

It's an unsolvable question!

If Su Yi chooses to fight the wild wolf, his uncle will say that the cheetah will eat him!

If Su Yi chooses to fight a cheetah, his uncle will say that the wild wolf will bite him to death!

Both of them are wrong answers, no matter how Su Yi chooses, they are all wrong!

However, who is Su Yi?

How could a child prodigy make such a low-level mistake?

Su Yi directly did not follow the routine, and said to his uncle: "I broke my uncle with one shot!" ”

Uncle:????

Uncle didn't react, and subconsciously asked Su Yi the reason: "Why?" ”

Su Yi crossed his hands on his waist and said very angrily: "If I have a shotgun in my hand, do you think you can still stand here and ask me questions, uncle?" I'll blow you up with one shot! ”

Uncle: "......"

Dog nephew!

Your uncle's!

You're going to die of your uncle!

After losing the bet and having to contract for a week's housework, my uncle said that he was very sad.

"Alas......"

The uncle sighed and said sadly: "I am really an uneducated and shallow person. ”

Seeing his uncle's appearance, the filial Su Yi hurriedly comforted: "Uncle, don't be sad, all living beings in the world, everyone has their own value, and they play different roles, there are mighty elephants, tigers in Zhenshan, visionary eagles, warlike wolves, agile leopards......"

Uncle raised his head, looked at Su Yi with blank eyes, and said, "Then what am I?" ”

Su Yi grinned and said, "Uncle, you are a frog at the bottom of the well, a scapegoat, a chicken that respects monkeys, an egg that flies, and a rabbit that is sad!" ”

Uncle:????

Kill chickens and set an example for monkeys, chickens fly eggs and beat, rabbits die and foxes are sad......

There is no good meaning in the special meaning!

"Haha, good night uncle! I'm sleeping, tomorrow at ten o'clock in the morning, you remember to go to school for a parent-teacher conference! ”

Seeing that it was not too early, Su Yi yawned and slowly returned to his room.

In the living room, Uncle Liu's uncle stood there alone, gritting his teeth with hatred!

Damn nephew!

You're really filial to your uncle!

......

Following.

In the morning, the east showed a touch of fish belly white.

The sun rises above the horizon, and the sun shines brightly, staining the sky red.

Red trees, red chickens, red houses.

Ten thousand morning glows have put on gorgeous red clothes for all things that have awakened!

Su Yi stretched his waist and walked out of the house.

"It's time to go to school."

Su Yi had to rush to school for early reading.

Uncle hasn't woken up yet, he is still sleeping in the house, and the school parent-teacher meeting didn't start until ten o'clock in the morning, so Su Yi didn't call his uncle and asked him to sleep more.

As soon as he walked out of the house, Su Yi saw Xiao Lin sighing with a stray dog on the side of the road.

"Alas, it's hard to learn."

Xiao Lin squatted on the side of the road, faced the stray dog, and said, "I want to be a giant panda in my next life, and if I don't want to go to school, I can't go to school!" ”

The stray dog barked a few times.

At this time, Su Yi came over.

Xiao Lin pointed to the stray dog and asked Su Yi, "What is it calling in the dog?" ”

Su Yi's eyes blinked, and he translated: "This is dog language, it just said, I want to be a hooligan dog in my next life, and I can tease whoever I want!" ”

The corners of Kobayashi's mouth twitched.

Su Yi looked up at the clear sky, stared at the cute big eyes, and said, "Brother Xiaolin, in fact, being a giant panda is not the best solution, there is a better choice!" ”

Xiao Lin scratched his head, looking confused and confused.

Giant pandas are all-inclusive, and in addition to eating every day, they are drinking.

Even if you are rolling casually, there are countless people who are fascinated and cheering!

What could be more enjoyable in life than being a giant panda?

Kobayashi really couldn't think of it.

Xiao Lin looked at the time on his watch, and the two walked together, as they walked, Xiao Lin asked, "What better choice is there?" ”

Su Yi replied with a smile: "Brother Xiaolin, in fact, you can choose to be a condom in the next life!" ”

Kobayashi: "......"

Help me! This is not a car to kindergarten!

Su Yi's racing speed, the wheels of the car pressed his face!

"Lalala~"

Facing the warm sunshine of the morning sun, Su Yi walked like a carefree forest elf without any worries.

Seeing Su Yi so heartless and happy, Xiao Lin couldn't help but feel even more worried.

Why does Su Yi have no worries at all every day?

And he's going to be annoyed to death every day!

I'm annoyed with school, I'm annoyed with my parents, I'm annoyed if I can't get into college, and I'm annoyed that the novels are updated too slowly......

"Why are you so happy?"

Kobayashi sighed.

Su Yi shrugged his shoulders indifferently, and said with a smile: "It's good that there are no worries!" ”

Kobayashi smiled bitterly and stopped talking.

It would be nice to have no worries......

It's easy to say, but it's hard to do.

Seeing that Xiao Lin was unhappy, Su Yi stopped, looked directly into Xiao Lin's eyes, and asked suspiciously: "Brother Xiao Lin, what are you worried about?" ”

"I'm worried too much."

Su Yi's question seems to have opened Xiaolin's Pandora's box.

Xiao Lin pondered for a while, and after thinking, he said, "Don't talk about the far away, you can't help for the time being."

"Right now, I'm chasing a novel "The King of All Phases" recently, the author of this book is the famous writer Tudou, which is my favorite writer, not one of them!

"But, this author's update is too slow, do you have any way to urge him to update it quickly?!"

Su Yi thought for two seconds and asked, "Is this author short of money?" Money can make the ghost grind, and if you want to urge the change, rewarding is the best way! ”

Xiao Lin shook his head and said bluntly: "There is no shortage!" Many years ago, people paid eight or nine figures in the copyright fee for a book, and they have long been financially free. ”

"Hmm......"

Su Yi bit his finger, "That's a little difficult." ”

Seeing that the road of rewarding with money would not work, Su Yi fell silent again, and Xiao Lin couldn't help but be a little disappointed.

It seems that it is hopeless to urge more!

I don't know if I can see the potatoes explode in my lifetime.

Just when Xiao Lin was desperate, a childish and lovely voice came, and Su Yi gave him a huge surprise!

An unprecedented, effective reminder method that procrastination authors strive to update was proposed by Su Yi!

This method is very easy to use, hundreds of times more effective than rewarding, and it is designed to treat all kinds of advanced lazy cancer authors.

But at the same time, the disadvantage of this method of urging changes is that there is a lack of morality!

Here's how to do it......