Chapter 58: Six Evil Ways to Learn!

"It's been very beneficial."

A female parent who is engaged in sales was awakened by Su Yi's words.

It turns out that it is a kind of deformed love for children who want their son to become Chan!

The matriarch got up from her seat, took the microphone handed by the school, and said gratefully:

"In the future, during the holidays, as long as the child hints that he has finished his homework, I will not interfere with the child's freedom and will not force him to study."

Another middle-aged male parent sighed and sighed:

"Alas, I always thought that the child couldn't take the first exam because he didn't work hard enough, and it turned out that there were so many reasons behind it."

Many of the parents present began to reflect on themselves and think about themselves.

Seeing that the atmosphere of the scene was almost over, Principal Li came out to the round, wanting to eliminate the contradictions between the parents and Su Yi.

"Su Yi, in terms of family education, many parents have realized their own problems."

Principal Li spoke loudly, with the maturity and stability of the school leader, and he said:

"I hope you can share some learning methods, IQ and hard work are important, but good learning methods can make learning more effective with half the effort! Su Yi, can you share some of your own learning methods with the students present? ”

Su Yi bowed slightly.

Share learning methods?

It's not that simple!

Su Yi picked up the microphone, faced all the students on the playground, smiled and said:

"Regarding study methods, there are too many conventional study methods, such as what wrong question books, pre-class preparation, etc., these are too many.

"Today I am here to share a few unconventional learning methods, and even some evil learning methods.

"Let's start with it, these learning methods aren't for everyone, but they might work wonders for you!"

When Su Yi said this, the playground was silent!

Every student was hooked with curiosity.

What kind of learning method is actually described as 'a bit evil'?

Soon, Su Yi revealed the answer, his voice was immature, and he held the microphone and said loudly:

"The first method of learning is called the remorse method. When you feel that you can't keep studying, you let yourself do nothing for an hour or two, and then fall into deep regret to get motivation to learn.

"The second method of learning is called casual learning. Before the exam, I opened a workbook and read a few questions, and I remembered that it was fate, and I remembered that it was fate.

"The third learning method is called hypnosis learning. Hypnosis has a smart brain, sees new knowledge, self-hypnosis is very easy to understand, this thing still wants to stump me? Confidence is the pinnacle! ”

After saying the three learning methods, all the students present were dumbfounded!

Parents also looked at each other, dumbfounded!

Shall I it?

This, this, this...... These learning methods are really evil!

On the high platform, Su Yi's learning method has not yet been finished, and he continues to say:

"The fourth method of learning is called the princess learning method. Imagine yourself as a princess and start the day as a princess to make your learning ritualistic. It will be more fun to learn this way!

"The fifth learning method is called anger learning. When I was doing the workbook, I scolded and scolded the person who wrote the question while doing the question, and my simple mouth was smelly, but it was the ultimate support. No more loneliness in learning!

"The sixth learning method is called osmosis learning. When you go to bed at night, put the book under your pillow, because of the suggestive principle of dreams, the probability of reading and learning in dreams is extremely high! ”

After the six learning methods were finished, there was silence on the scene!

Be quiet!

Even the media reporters at the scene were stunned, their mouths wide open.

At this moment, their worldview was refreshed!

It turns out that you can still learn like this?

What does it mean to make a workbook while scolding the questioner?

Simple mouth odor, but the ultimate support?

Although this point of view is very strange, how does it sound inexplicably reasonable?

Principal Li frowned slightly, and asked Su Yi on the stage, "Su Yi, are these learning methods all you came up with?" ”

Su Yi's gaze froze for a moment, his expression was a little hesitant, and he didn't answer immediately.

Did he come up with it himself?

Yes, definitely! But the question is, if you admit it, will these evil learning methods be scolded?

So Su Yi thought about it, and let Uncle Ge, who was hospitalized, take the blame.

Anyway, Uncle Ge has carried so many pots, and this one is not bad.

Su Yi picked up the microphone and said with a smile: "It was Professor Ge Jun who thought of it and he taught me, so today I can share these learning methods with everyone!" Professor Ge Jun is great! ”

At this moment, Uncle Ge from the hospital suddenly sneezed!

Who is harming me?

Uncle Ge suddenly had an ominous premonition in his heart.

Pearl Middle School, on the playground.

As Su Yi finished speaking, the audience fell into an uproar again!

The students were talking about it one after another, and the parents didn't stop.

"Quiet!"

Principal Li took the stage to maintain on-site discipline, took the microphone handed over by the dean, and then said aloud:

"Dear parents and students of the school, Su Yi has finished talking about the learning method, if you still don't understand anything, you can raise your hand and ask questions."

The parent-teacher conference entered the question joint.

A bespectacled sophomore who was the first to raise his hand to speak, he asked: "I can't keep up my spirit to study when I'm in class, little prodigy, what can I do to keep up my spirit and study?" ”

Su Yi didn't think too much, and replied directly: "You can learn English in Chinese class, math in English class, and physics in math class, so that you will always worry about being discovered by the teacher in class, and you can cheer up and study." ”

Student questioned: ????

The audience burst into laughter!

"Hahaha! Learn English in Chinese classes and learn math in English classes...... Not to mention, it can really cheer up! ”

"Thank you, little prodigy, you are still strange and good, teach me this way of cheering up and learning."

"Learning, learning, learning!"

With the first person taking the lead, everyone else was enthusiastic and wanted to raise their hands to ask questions.

This time, there were seven or eight hundred people raising their hands, including students and parents......

Su Yi randomly ordered a student.

The female student who was selected by Su Yi was very happy, her eyes flashed, and she asked her own question excitedly.

"Little prodigy, I'm a scumbag, the penultimate in the class, every time I see a full score in the school exam, I am very envious, do you have any way to make me improve quickly, and surpass the school master in the school exam the day after tomorrow?"

This is a very difficult question to ask.

Learning is not a day's work, and it is undoubtedly very difficult to counterattack and surpass the top students in a short period of time.

But this didn't bother Su Yi, I saw him with a bad smile on his face, holding the microphone, and said gently:

"It's so easy, you can be the first to turn in the exam the day after tomorrow!

"Although the results of the top students can make me stunned, my speed of handing in the papers makes the top students stunned! The first to hand in the papers, blast and kill the top students!

"You can cook scumbags, but the posture of handing in the paper must be handsome!"