The first one handed in the paper, which made the school bully stunned!

This heart-wrenching remark immediately provoked the sighs of the audience.

"Gan! The little prodigy doesn't know the bitterness of the scumbag! ”

"I'm! I also want to be a top student, I also take the first exam, and I also want to pretend to show off! ”

"What I'm more curious about is, what do Su Yi's parents do? Can it be inherited to Su Yi's IQ? ”

“......”

The students were talking about it.

Soon, the on-site questioning came to the third questioner.

This time, Su Yi randomly selected a parent who raised his hand, and a tall and thin male parent with slightly pale skin got up from his seat.

Su Yi took the microphone in his hand, put it to his mouth, and said expressionlessly: "Hello parent, what do you want to ask?" ”

I saw that the parent took the microphone handed by the school staff and asked triumphantly: "What I want to ask is, my son took a 149 in mathematics last time, is he considered a top student?" ”

Fainted in the audience!

Where is this questioned? It's clearly a fancy show-off!

Su Yi also penetrated the parent's thoughts, and said: "This parent, your son is a top student in the math test of 149, but he is not a god. ”

The parent who asked the question frowned, "What's the difference between the two?" ”

"It's quite a big difference."

Su Yi smiled and gave these parents a popular science, what is the god of learning.

"A top student is a student with an IQ between 120 and 150, and the limit of what can be achieved by hard work.

"And learning God is a temple of geniuses with an IQ of more than 150.

"The same math problem, after Xueba saw it, he flipped through the book and felt that it was out of class, and then gave up. But Xueshen said, although I can't do it, there is no problem in figuring out the correct answer.

"The same test paper, 149 points in the Xueba test and 150 points in the Xueshen test, seems to be a difference of one point. But Xueba scored 149 points in the exam because his strength was only 149 points. The reason for scoring 150 points in the Divine Exam is because the paper only has 150 points.

"There are two kinds of topics for top students: those who can do it and those that exceed the curriculum.

"There are three kinds of questions for Xueshen: those who can do it, those who can't do it but can calculate the correct answer, and those who make mistakes."

After Su Yi explained, the parents present suddenly realized.

It turns out that there are so many more theories......

"So, I want to ask, is there any trouble with a student like you?"

A parent asked.

Su Yi blinked his cute big eyes and said, "Of course! There are also troubles in studying God. ”

Suddenly, all the parents and students in the audience were excited!

"What's the trouble? Speak up, talk fast! ”

"It turns out that studying God will also have troubles?"

"I thought God wouldn't have troubles."

“......”

The students were talking about it.

Su Yi shouted quietly, and suddenly the scene fell silent, and everyone's eyes were looking at him, waiting for his answer.

What is the trouble of learning God?

Su Yi did not disappoint everyone, and said very Versailles: "It's not the college entrance examination yet, the admissions team of Tsinghua University and Peking University came to me privately, saying that it was to be escorted, I don't know whether it is better to choose Tsinghua University or Peking University, so entangled~"

Student: "......"

Parent: "......"

Reporter: "......"

Dog day!

Can you not be so Versailles!

How great is it to learn God? Can you do whatever you want by learning God?

Have you scholars considered the feelings of our scumbags?

"Any other questions? If not, I'll go down~"

Su Yimeng asked the audience.

Still, many parents and students raised their hands.

Su Yi randomly ordered a parent.

"Hello parents, what questions do you have?"

The parent voiced his question: "Now many high school students are addicted to online novels, and my son likes to read novels very much. ”

Su Yi's answer surprised everyone, "Look! Not only look, but I can also tell you the plot.

"The wilderness was born in response to the catastrophe, and the only thing I'm sorry for is the Qianrenxue of the Yunlan Sect! Yunshan arranged a wedding, and Yun Ling had to take Xiao Wu.

"Tang San snatched Xiao Yan's million-year soul ring in order to save Xiao Wu, and Baguio used the infatuation spell to block Tang San's Buddha Fury Fire Lotus in order to save Shi Hao.

"Shi Hao killed the Yunlan Sect, destroyed Tang San, obtained the approval of the Zhuxian Sword, founded the Endless Fire Domain, and realized the eternity of one thought.

After that, the Weiyang Turtle Town guarded the fire domain, Shi Hao looked at the nether realm, and left a sentence: One day is a bad person, and a lifetime!

"Dear students, am I reading a genuine novel?"

On the playground, students who have read online novels suddenly burst into laughter!

"Hahahaha! Genuine, absolutely genuine! ”

"Tang San has a move Buddha Fury Fire Lotus, Thief 6!"

"I haven't read the novel, I want to ask weakly, who is more powerful Tang San or Shi Hao?"

"Do you need to talk about that? It must be Tang San! After all, Tang San used a trick to entangle the blue silver, and the Emperor of the Desolate Heaven died laughing on the spot! ”

"Whew, that's how it is!"

After answering a few questions from parents and students, Su Yi was really ready to play this time.

However, there are still people who ask.

And this man is still a teacher!

A young Chinese teacher who teaches the first year of high school asked with a smile: "In ancient times, there was a prodigy Wang Bo, who wrote poems at the age of six, and his poems were heroic. Su Yi, since you are also a prodigy, do you know how to compose poetry? ”

Su Yi blinked and said lightly: "Of course it will." ”

Isn't it easy to compose poetry?

Just have hands!

"Since it's a poem, there has to be a theme, right?"

Su Yi said with the microphone.

The Chinese teacher thought about it and replied, "Why don't you write a poem based on the friendship between students and teachers?" ”

Su Yi smiled and bowed slightly.

Teacher-student friendship? This theme is good!

I saw that Su Yi walked a few steps on the high platform of the playground, and then his thoughts flowed like a spring.

In ancient times, Cao Zhi wrote poems in seven steps, and now there are Su Yi's five steps to write poems.

Under the expectation of all parents, students, teachers, and school leaders, and under the shooting and recording of on-site media reporters, Su Yi recited his masterpiece vigorously:

"The water in the small river was rattling, and the teacher and I were stealing watermelons.

I stole two, he stole three, he went to jail and I went home.

I was doing my homework at home and he was in prison writing checks.

I'm eating watermelon at home, he's being beaten in prison! ”

The poem is shocking!

All the teachers and parents were stunned!

Elegant! Tianxiu! The show of the top flowers!

Creation Zhong Shenxiu! Among thousands of people, you are the only one who is handsome! The old lady will serve you too well if she doesn't help!

The parents laughed like crazy, and the teachers' faces were slightly embarrassed.

Seeing this, Principal Li hurriedly walked up to the round, picked up the microphone and said: "Su Yi is joking with everyone, the college entrance examination will be in three months, Su Yi, you should make a poem to motivate the students in the third year of high school!" ”

The corners of Su Yi's mouth rose, and he smiled evilly: "Okay, then I'll make a poem seriously." ”

The students in the audience suddenly had a sense of foreboding!

Fast! Tear his mouth, crooked mouth God of War is going to crook his mouth!