Chapter 1: Liu Nian and three catties

Next Chapter

Pingling Middle School, built on a high ridge, is a big downhill to the east and a big downhill to the west. Parents who sent their children to school pouted and rode the car sweaty, kicked up, threw their children into the school, and slid down easily by pinching the brakes and pressing the bell all the way.

Pingling Middle School is well-known in several nearby towns and towns, and has been admitted to more than a dozen technical secondary schools and more than a dozen key high schools for several consecutive years.

This is a rural middle school, and it is also the only middle school in Pingling Town, where all the children of Pingling Town attend middle school, including the children of the principal's family and the children of the mayor's family......

The school bell has been ringing for a while, and Wang Decai is still passionate and foaming at the mouth.

The little wolf cubs under the podium who were so hungry that their hearts were leaning back on their backs, although they tried their best to hide their inner irritability and disgust, they couldn't help but look out the window from time to time.

Wang Decai didn't ask about this, he finished talking about what he should have said, and he should have said it cleanly.

Then he said slowly, "Class." ”

The classroom, which was already a little restless, exploded all at once! The female students were still neatly packing up their textbooks, and the male students rushed out of the classroom with a roar, like a wild horse scattering joy, throwing away their hooves and rushing towards the green grassland with the sound of the wind.

Wang Decai hurriedly leaned against the wall and let go of the group of children

"Humph! It's like I've never eaten bear rice! Wang Decai frowned, and scolded secretly in his heart.

The cafeteria on the north side of the school suddenly became lively, and the people with pots and jars came and went as if they were rushing to a market.

The red brick-paved path was trampled on with a pop, and a stream of black viscous mud squeaked out of the brick cracks, frightening the students to swoop up like monkeys......

A big bump suddenly swelled up at the window selling steamed buns. The classmates in front wanted to squeeze it out after buying it, and the classmates in the back were anxious to buy it and wanted to squeeze it in, so you didn't let me, I didn't let you, you couldn't get out, and I couldn't get in, so I was anxious and helpless.

There was a late classmate, after walking around the crowd twice, and seeing that there was no hope of squeezing in, his eyes gradually flashed with excitement.

So some of them turned sideways and squeezed in with their shoulders, some turned around, kicked their legs on the ground and arched their backs inward, and shouted the slogan "One, two, three!" One two three!! Whew-whew-"

These mischievous boys easily find fun and have fun here.

At this moment, it was like a casino, and several students on the periphery became more and more excited, happily coaxing, shouting, laughing, and making trouble, as if playing a game of brain-squeezing oil when they were young.

At this moment, it is like an arena, the law of the jungle eats the strong, the tall classmates usually squeeze the short ones out of the way, and the naughty children sometimes bully the honest ones.

A group of people forms a wriggling monster like this, and then spits out one person at one time, and another person at the other......

Liu Nian held the steaming steamed bun in both hands, held it in front of his chest, pouted his buttocks, and then raised his legs to support the wall, using all his strength to prop up this thick human wall.

But this thin and small man was squeezed into the crowd, like a fallen leaf.

The steamed bun seemed to be getting hotter and hotter, and there was a hot white gas bubbling from the fingers, and then it was blown away by the rapid breathing, and the fingers were hot and gradually reddened, and the pain was a little wooden......

Liu Nian's nose and eyebrows were twisted together, and tears almost fell, and he shouted eagerly with a helpless cry: "Let me out!" Let me out"!

But the chaotic crowd filtered out the sound directly......

The aunt who sold steamed buns in the canteen and Liu Nian were relatives, and they couldn't stand it anymore and shouted, "Get out of the way!" Get out of the way! Look! Look! What kind of crowding other people's children into! Squeeze squeeze light know squeeze! ”

Seeing that the crowd didn't react much, Aunt Mantou suddenly raised her voice to a limit with angry eyes: "Get out of the way!" ”

The sound was like a sudden explosion of thunder on the ground, and the heads of the students were buzzing around the circle!

Those jubilant classmates suddenly wilted, and the crowd relaxed a little, Liu Nian hurriedly took the opportunity to squeeze out and shout: "Three catties!" Take it on! ”

Three catties, quickly put the vegetable jar on the ground, ran over in a few steps, and reached out to take the steamed bun in Liu Nian's hand.

Liu Nian rubbed his hands and sighed; "Scald me! I can't squeeze out by kicking the wall! Buy a steamed bun and give it to the battlefield! ”

Sanjin was also angry: "That's it!" It is! It's crowded every day, and no one cares about the school! ”

"I think it's better to squeeze against the wall from one side to save effort, the more you go back, the more you can't squeeze, there are people behind you, all of them are trying to drill forward, can you squeeze backwards?" Sanjin earnestly summed up the lessons and lessons.

Liu Nian shook his head a little angrily and said, "Just those few bear children are bad, blindly coaxing, and specially squeezing to prevent them from coming out!" ”

When Sanjin heard this, he also said indignantly: "That's it! If they can't buy it, they will make it bad, and they won't have a good heart! Next time, we won't be able to get out of them! It also burns them and screams!"

"Yes, I'll squeeze them next time!" Liu Nian immediately agreed.

In order to save money and convenience, Liu Nian and three catties ate together. Two people make a bowl of vegetables, and one person has two steamed buns. The two have different division of labor, one is responsible for cooking, the other is responsible for buying food, and they take turns.

Sanjin and Liu Nian are from the same village.

When Sanjin was born, he said that it was three catties and nine taels, and his mother was afraid that it would not be easy to feed, so she gave him a nickname called Sanjin.

Sanjin looks white and clean, but he is a little thin, not very tall, and a little sissy when he speaks. So Sanjin was also nicknamed "Three Girls" by his friends.

In fact, the nickname of the three ladies also has the credit of three catties of fucking.

When children in the countryside were young, they spent their days playing outside like crazy, playing tiles, playing hide and seek, going down to the river to fish, and jumping into big wells......

Some children were so hungry that they ran home to carry a pancake and run out to play and nibble on it.

Some children play hard and can't remember to go home for dinner when they are hungry.

So when the meal arrived, Sanjin Niang always stood on the street with a long voice and shouted: "Sanjin - the family is confused!" Three catties - the family drinks confused......"

When she was young, she wore a ponytail and a flower gown, her face was white and she looked beautiful. The voice is also very high, like a big horn, and you can hear it from afar when the three catty girls shout.

Don't look at the children's small size, they don't seem to understand anything, but they like to follow the three-catty mother to coax: "Three catties, three catties, drink mushy at home!" Three catties and three catties, your mother called your family to drink mush! ”

So as soon as the meal arrived, the soprano of Sanjin Niang, accompanied by the children's crisp children's voices, echoed throughout the village......

Sanjin was shy, his cheeks were red, and he ran home quickly. The children in the back laughed exaggeratedly and unscrupulously.....

So the nickname of the three ladies is even more real!

However, as Sanjin grew up, Sanjin slowly hated this nickname, and because of this nickname, he was anxious and fought with people several times, so slowly no one called him.

Liu Nian is three pounds and two years old, and he is no longer in the same grade when he is in elementary school, but it does not affect them to be good friends, Liu Nian stayed in junior high school for another two years, so the two were coincidentally assigned to a class, and naturally the two became a partner again.

The window for selling steamed buns is always crowded, and everyone is like a hungry wolf, as if they are afraid that they will not be able to grab it, as if their time is worthless.

However, the window for selling vegetables is much looser, and the dishes of two or three cents are discouraged by most of the students.

The dishes in the school cafeteria are nothing more than cabbage, radish, eggplant, and beans all year round.

Occasionally, there will be a stir-fry with meat, but the practice of shredded meat is really strange, good meat, there must be a layer of powder hanging on the outside, just like the insects in the vegetable field are slender and long, white and glutinous, which makes people lose their appetite all of a sudden.

The meat with this powder is cooked with boiling water first, and when the vegetables are stir-fried, they are directly put in the vegetables and mixed to finish, and they are loose and loose in the mouth, not to mention the muscles at all, and they still don't feel the aroma of the meat.

Liu Nian muttered: "This meat doesn't smell like a bear at all, just like that?" ”

Liu Nian was short of words for a while, and couldn't think of what to use as an analogy.

"Cotton cover!" Sanjin answered.

"Yes, cotton cover!"

"What does a cotton sleeve smell like?" Adults always have tasteless rice in such shapes, but what is the taste of cotton covers, Liu Nian has never eaten them.

"Silly, it's just the smell of meat we eat!" Three pounds of brains is fast.

As for why the good meat is powdered, Liu Nian pondered for a long time, but still didn't understand.

There is also a pitiful lack of shredded meat, and it takes a long time to find such a chopstick.

The two of them are eating together, and it's really fast and slow. In Liu Nian's words, this meat is as rare as eating insects in a dish.

And all the dishes look gray and listless, like a bright piece of clothing that has been worn for a long time, washed many times, dirty, old, and faded.

The principle of the canteen master is that if you can save it, you can save it and cook it.

However, a layer of bright soybean oil can usually be seen floating on it like a cloud in the large iron basin that serves the vegetables, which shows how authentic and conscientious the chef of the stir-fry is.

But when you eat it, there is no other taste in your mouth except salty.

A classmate who runs a small restaurant at home said that it is to make clear oil, and after the canteen master stews the vegetables, he pours some cooked oil, so that the oil stars are floating on it, and it looks like there is a lot of oil and water, but the food is not fragrant at all.

The students suddenly realized.

The classmate who responded quickly asked the classmate who opened a restaurant at home with a wicked smile: "How do you know?" Do you use it in your hotel? “

The classmate didn't expect to set himself on fire and couldn't explain clearly, causing the classmates to burst into laughter.

In fact, the students don't have any requirements, they just eat enough.

Next Chapter
Back to Book