Chapter 2: The Great Gods on Campus

In addition to the school's large cafeteria, there is also a vegetable seller and a soup seller in the school.

The vegetable seller is a small couple, who are said to be relatives of a certain school leader.

The two of them found a house at the entrance of the student dormitory, about one or twenty square meters. The two of them set up a stove inside and started a business.

Of course, food and shelter are also inside.

These two people, the man's face is dark, chubby like a round wheel, and a pair of small eyes often flashing with a cunning gaze.

The woman's face was thin and long, her sallow face was covered with fly droppings, and the greasy bangs on her forehead were combed to one side like the brim of an old hat drooping.

The common feature of the two faces is that they are always shiny and shiny, and the light can be seen from a distance.

When it was time to get out of school, the two of them took out two desks, put them at the intersection, brought two large iron pot choi and a pot of fried dough sticks, and sold them.

The food for two is slightly cheaper and better than the school cafeteria. At least the oil is not less, and it is estimated that there is no shortage of oil for fried fritters.

However, what Liu Nian couldn't bear was the solid wooden table tightly wrapped in black shiny oil stains, and the flies that bumped on the vegetable basin in summer. Looking at the two of them, the oil-stained twisted and dark and rough hands exposed outside the sleeves, Liu Nian felt that he didn't seem to have any appetite.

But the school cafeteria will make that order if it is pinched, and I would rather not have it than have it left. If you go late, you won't be able to buy it. It's that the two of them cook a lot of dishes every time, and they can go and have them at any time.

So Liu Nian also went to them every once in a while to get food.

There is also a family that only sells soup and not vegetables.

There are no outsiders here, the eldest son of Mr. Wang Decai's family.

The classmates don't know what his name is, Wang Decai secretly calls everyone Lao Cai, so his son is called Xiaocai.

Xiaocai is in his thirties, not tall like his father, with a bald face, sparse hair, a bright head, and a strange beard. Liu Nianxin said, it turned out that the hair on this head was all on his face.

Xiaocai's business has not been able to do it for a long time.

I heard that Xiaocai is farming at home and mixing with the agricultural community, and the clumsy land is not good for planting, and people are honest and can't say a word, and they haven't even found a daughter-in-law.

Lao Cai saw that the two of them had a good business, so he had an idea to find a way for his children to live.

The eldest prince seemed to have only that outfit, a leatherette jacket like an oilcloth, and the skin fell off like fish scales. A dirty fat blue pants, hanging loosely on the waist, and a large section of the black and shiny belt was exposed. I guess this is also his work clothes when he farmed.

The eldest prince does not sell vegetables, only soups, sometimes salty soups, sometimes spicy soups.

As soon as the meal arrived, the eldest prince came over with a big iron bucket and casually looked for a piece of land at the door of the student dormitory.

The bucket was put down, and the person squatted behind, not shouting, nor making a sound, just staring back and forth at the passing students with those eager and eager eyes.

"Buy! Come buy it! "Once you meet the eyes of the eldest prince, you can immediately understand what he wants to say.

Naturally, we have to take care of the eldest son's business, the soup is a dime a bowl, it is not expensive, and it is delicious. But when serving the soup, don't look at the eaves of the bucket, those layers of piled up pimple scars, must have never been seriously brushed.

Fortunately, almost all of them are not so particular.

Later, Xiaocai also carried out a variety of operations, and set up a large pot at the door of Lao Cai's single dormitory and made fried croquettes.

After self-study, there were hungry and hungry classmates, so they went to Lao Cai's dormitory to buy a few balls to satisfy their hunger.

Sometimes when Lao Cai is there, Lao Cai will nod and smile at you, talk to you kindly, and even make a joke on you. That enthusiastic energy is really a bit like a businessman.

In addition to cooking, you also need hot water.

However, you don't have to fetch hot water every day, and the class is on duty. A big iron bucket, a long wooden stick, two classmates to carry water for three meals a day.

Students on duty usually carry buckets to the classroom and place them behind the door. In this way, after school, you can go straight to the water room, rush to the front, and save time and run to the dormitory.

So after the school bell rang, there were so many students, one carrying a big bucket, the other carrying a big wooden stick, running to the water room like a 100-meter sprint.

The students who carried the bucket struggled to run in front, and with the violent swing of their arms, the bucket in their hands also flew up and down rapidly, swaying from side to side, squeaking and squeaking, as if they were struggling. Resist. Whoop.

The classmate with the stick ran behind, and did not forget to wave the stick twice, shouting in his mouth: "Rush, ....."

That impassioned energy really felt like going to the battlefield.

I don't know where I got such a lot of energy when I'm hungry!

Girls have always been able to calm down.

The two chatted, carried the bucket, and walked slowly towards the water room.

They held the sticks but swung their arms gently as if they were holding hands. The sticks followed the arms, and the buckets followed the sticks, all dancing lightly, but barely making a sound.

Since you can't fight, then don't go with that group of splashing boys to grab it.

Water houses are also usually crowded. There are more than ten faucets, and a few of them are broken every now and then and can't be used. There are hundreds of people in the whole school, and there are twenty classes, so if you don't fight or grab, you have to wait until the end like a girl.

Aunt Broom is not tall, but her waist is straight, her face is white and clean, her clothes are clean, and her short hair is ear-length, she looks so neat.

Aunt Broom is in charge of the water room, she wears a pair of water boots, resists a big broom, and patrols back and forth. If there is stagnant water on the floor of the water room, sweep it, and twist the water pipe if it is not closed.

Those male classmates who love to squeeze when buying steamed buns are used to squeezing in the water room.

Aunt Broom will suddenly go crazy when she sees these classmates.

Raising a big broom that was still dripping with water, he shouted loudly while pretending to cover his cheeks: "Grandma, a bear!" Scald to death you little turtle grandson! Squeeze! Squeeze! Squeeze! Light knows to squeeze! ”

Aunt Broom's originally white and charming face suddenly turned red and hideous!

scolded and was puzzled, and raised the broom again, and was about to fight again.

The classmate who was pouting and squeezing in, carrying an empty bucket, jumped far and honestly lined up at the back.

It's just that the broom aunt is generally thunderous and rainy, and the broom rarely falls on the buttocks of the classmates.

Later, the naughty child who figured out the routine of Aunt Broom saw that although the broom was raised and hid to the side, he waved to Aunt Broom with a hippie smile: "Come on, come on, cover me!" ”

Aunt Broom's face was red again, she cursed with grinning teeth, and raised her broom to chase and beat.

So the naughty child ran in front with his tongue sticking out his tongue and making a grimace, and the broom aunt held it up and cursed cruelly in her mouth.

I don't know, I think that a naughty child made a mistake and was chased and beaten by the old lady.

If you don't accept it, Aunt Broom will chase you until dark!

Although the students are not really afraid of Aunt Broom, they are really afraid of Aunt Broom's big broom dripping with water. Although it doesn't hit the body, the muddy water that the broom sweeps out and brings up, it is not comfortable to shake it off, and Aunt Broom is also using this trick more and more skillfully......

Later, as soon as everyone saw Aunt Broom in the water room, they naturally became conscious.

Aunt Broom is relatively safe in the water room, but the danger is actually on the road.

Feng Yanqiu in the class accidentally tripped while carrying hot water.

Even if the person was lying on the ground, the terrible thing was that the bucket also fell down, and the whole bucket of hot water flowed out, kissing him along his feet and neck all the way to the root of his thigh.

This is a real kiss, a fiery feeling.

It's a good thing it's not summer, and the clothes are thick, otherwise, I don't know what it will look like.

My legs are burned, and all I get blistered is blistered, and I can't go to class, and I can't even wear pants! Feng Yanqiu got into the bed of the dormitory with her bare butt and lay on the bed in the dormitory for a week or two.

Three catties have also been affected.

To get to the dormitory, they needed to go through several layers of bluestone steps, and the two patronized and laughed, and kicked three catties on a raised stone.

With a stumble, boiling water from the bucket splashed out, scalding the surface of the foot.

Although it is not very serious, the surface of the foot is burned, and it is inconvenient to walk without shoes, so you can't run back and forth with one foot.

Sanjin asked Liu Nian to jump to the classroom with one leg on his feet.

"Come on, I'll carry you. That's slow!" After only taking two steps, Liu Nian was too slow.

Liu Nian squatted down, Sanjin seemed to be a little embarrassed, and twisted and fell on Liu Nian's back.

Liu Nian stood up abruptly with his three-catty buttocks and said with a wry smile: "Sanjin, do I owe you?" Why am I so proactive? ”

Sanjin smiled and scratched his scalp and said slyly: "Don't owe, this is a great friendship!" Like Marx and Engels! ”

So in order to fulfill this great friendship, Liu Nian carried three catties for more than a week.

The hot water is carried to the door of the dormitory and carefully lowered.

The porcelain fell off like a few large white enamel jars with a few big moles on the face, printed with various red flowers and green leaves. and tall, short, chubby, thin transparent cans and bottles, crookedly lined up on the ground in front of the dormitory, waiting quietly with their mouths wide open.

And the classmates are like anxious little swallows, surrounding them, chattering and waiting to be fed.

The students on duty picked up the iron scoops and poured water one by one.

The boiling water, rolling, turning the flowers, jumping from the scoop to the jar, a handful of splashes that were unwilling to be lonely, curiously jumped out of the jar, fell to the ground, and moistened the ground, wrapped in soil, and stuck to the jar, and then was brought into the dormitory by the classmates and placed on the bed.

But order is always temporary, and no one is troublesome after a long time.

So the hot water bucket was carried directly into the dormitory, and it was left in the open space at the door, and whoever drank it scooped it himself.