", scare me, the anchor appeared without warning."

"Yes, I didn't expect the anchor to start live streaming so early, it's really a model worker."

"I couldn't sleep all night after watching the anchor's live broadcast yesterday, and those creatures can really come up with carbon-based creatures?"

"What is the anchor going to do today? Looking for a fortune teller? It's normal to look at this title, but I don't think it's that simple. ”

"Indeed, combined with the anchor's performance yesterday, it is estimated that there will be some kind of work against the sky."

"What's the matter with being vaguely worried about the fortune teller?"

……

The audience squatting in the live broadcast room posted a barrage, and many people who paid attention to Qiu Ji also heard it.

Seeing that there were more and more people in the live broadcast room, Qiu Wei shook his head helplessly, and then began to look for a fortune teller.

In Qiu Ji's impression, there seem to be many fortune tellers setting up stalls in the park not far from his house.

Sure enough, I didn't go far, and at the gate of the park, I saw an old man with a long beard, wearing a simple robe, holding a dragon's head cane in his hand, looking solemn and majestic, and the flag next to him was written with the three big characters of 'Chu Banxian'.

Every gesture exudes a breath of fairy wind and bones, making people feel as if they have seen a living immortal.

It's not allowed to say otherwise, this temperament and forced style are quite bluffing.

Qiu Ji's face was happy, and he walked quickly towards the other party.

"Damn, this fortune teller looks like something really has something!"

"Indeed, this temperament is very similar to the hermit power in costume dramas!"

"I don't know what the anchor is going to count, I think this Chu Banxian should be quite accurate."

……

With the appearance of Chu Banxian in the live broadcast room, countless barrages began to brush up.

"Master, what do you do?"

Qiu Ji looked at the 'Chu Half Immortal' suspiciously and asked.

Chu Banxian, who had been brewing for a long time, was suddenly rectified by Qiu Ji.

The air froze, and Chu Banxian was stunned in place, staring at Qiu Ji quietly, his eyes revealing solemnity.

Everyone burst into laughter instantly, and the atmosphere in the live broadcast room was ignited in an instant.

"Chu Banxian: ???"

"Wow, the anchor is so good at chatting! If you can talk, you can talk more. ”

"Chu Banxian didn't say anything, but it seems that he said nothing!"

"Hahaha, I answered, but not completely."

"Chu Banxian's expression made me laugh to death, the anchor is really a talent, I want to cry when I am embarrassed."

"My toes started to itch, although I was mentally prepared, but I didn't expect it to come so suddenly."

"Chu Banxian: This fool won't be here to tell fortunes, right?"

"Low EQ: Do you know how to tell fortunes? High EQ: Master, what do you do? ”

"Actually, Chu Banxian is an auto mechanic!"

"You guys are really talented, no, I'm dying of laughter!"

……

After a long time, Chu Banxian cleared his throat and said, "Young man, I see that your face is black, I'm afraid there will be a bloody disaster!" ”

"If you don't find a way to crack it, I'm afraid it will affect your fortune in the rest of your life!"

Chu Banxian's eyes were blazing, and his mouth kept reading incomprehensible words, making people wonder if he really had special functions, and even Qiu Ji, who usually didn't believe in these, hesitated for a moment, and asked a little nervously: "Master, is there a way to crack it?" ”

"This is simple, when the old man calculates a hexagram for you, it will naturally solve your disaster."

Chu Banxian stroked his beard and smiled.

"Good! Then help me do the math! ”

Qiu Ji's face was excited, and he picked up the small bench next to him and sat opposite Chu Banxian.

"Young man, spread out your palms, and I'll show you the palms first, and then you can decide whether I want me to solve the disaster for you."

Chu Banxian smiled at Qiu Ji.

Qiu Yu nodded and spread his palms on the small table in front of him.

"Uh......"

Chu Banxian looked at Qiu Ji's palm and shook his head, stroked his beard and said softly: "It's raining and the ground is slipping, what's your father's surname, what's your surname!" Am I wrong, young man? ”

"Yes, yes, yes! Master, I have the same surname as my father. ”

Qiu Ji nodded.

"You have to take a taxi when you go out, and you have to call your father's sister,"

Chu Banxian still had that unfathomable expression.

"Gotta scream!"

Qiu Ji nodded in agreement.

"Your father is a man, your grandmother is a woman, and before you were born, your father married your mother. The west gate of your house faces east, and the east gate faces west, and your duck eggs will not hatch hens. The sun came out to shine in the west, and your father and your mother got married on the same day. What's your father's surname, what's your father's surname, your father's age is definitely not as old as your grandfather's! ”

"You have to sit when you eat, you have to lie down when you sleep, your parents are married, and you are not present."

"You wear shoes when you go out, grandma's husband, do you have to call Grandpa!"

Chu Banxian said continuously.

"Yes, yes, master, you are too accurate! All right! ”

Qiu Wei's face was full of shock, with an expression of how could you calculate so accurately.

Hearing Chu Banxian's words, the barrage boiled, and the dense barrage kept swiping the screen.

"Damn, I'm listening so seriously, it's nothing!"

"Nonsense Literature"

"I have to say, Chu Banxian is a fortune teller! You can tell if you can't be sure! ”

"The anchor's expression made me laugh to death, a look that you know, whether it has investigated me."

"One dares to calculate, one dares to believe! I'm laughing to death! ”

"How do you feel that the anchor and Chu Banxian are two patients, exchanging their conditions."

"Chu Banxian can actually be applied to most people, but my mother's surname is me!"

"When I went to tell my fortune, he said to me, you are either marrying the southeast or the northwest, give me the right thing!"

"I can't fault it, but I'd love to give the master a blow."

"+1 ahead!"

"I'm the same!"

……

Everyone watching the live broadcast laughed, and the live broadcast room was full of joy.

"Young man, fortune-telling is against heaven and harmony, and helping you solve the calamity is equivalent to bearing this cause and effect for you, so ......"

Chu Banxian rubbed his fingers.

"Master, I understand, it's just that I don't have any cash on me, how much money you want, I'll get it for you!"

Qiu Ji nodded in agreement.

"Young man, let's not talk about money, let's talk about yuan......"

Chu Banxian said with a smile.

"How much does that cost?"

Qiu Ji was stunned.

"800 yuan!"

Chu Banxian compared his fingers, took out a collection code from the drawer of the small table in front of him, handed it to Qiu Wei, and laughed softly: "You don't have to pick it up, I have already calculated that you don't have cash, it's already ready for you, just scan it to me directly, WeChat has it, right?" ”

So up to date?

It seems that the gods also have to follow the customs!

Qiu Wei was slightly stunned, but quickly reacted, took out his mobile phone and scanned 800.

"WeChat Pay to receive 800 yuan!"

Hearing the prompt sound from his mobile phone, Chu Banxian's face smiled even more, and he looked at Qiu Jian and smiled: "Young man, what do you want to count?" ”

As soon as Chu Banxian's words came out, everyone in the live broadcast room instantly couldn't hold back.

"Hahaha, after collecting the money, I forgot to block the disaster for the anchor!"

"The anchor's money is really easy to make, this is 800? I can only say that I can do it too! ”

"Everyone, I'll also count one for everyone, people eat, sheep eat grass, your brother has to call your sister-in-law!"

"Earlier, you miscalculated, I'm not called sister-in-law, I'm called Bao!"

"As the saying goes: It's not as delicious as dumplings, and it's not as fun as your sister-in-law, it seems that you are not suitable for this bowl of rice!"

"Hahaha, looking at it this way, Chu Banxian is still more rigorous! Professional! ”

……

Qiu Ji was stunned for a moment, didn't he say that he would help me resolve the disaster? Why do you still ask me what I am.

However, Qiu Ji didn't take it seriously, and said softly: "Master, you can help me calculate the peach blossom luck first." ”

Chu Banxian showed an intriguing smile when he heard this.