"Tell me about you, young man!"

Chu Banxian had an expression of victory.

"There was once a girl who almost lost her life because of me."

Qiu Ji looked sad.

"Oh? So you have an unforgettable love? ”

Chu Banxian was infected by Qiu Ji's expression and asked with interest.

"Well, she said she'd rather die than be with me."

Qiu Ji nodded.

Chu Banxian almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood.

Isn't it toxic? Is that what it means to almost lose your life for you?

"Are there any other girls who are more friendly to you?"

Chu Banxian had a dark face.

"There's another girl who is very nice to me and always cares about me, but for some reason we haven't been able to keep in touch, and even though I'm not with her yet, I think it's a beautiful relationship."

Qiu Ji's face showed a look of remembrance.

"Tell me, what's going on between you?"

Chu Banxian was a little excited, it seemed that he could find a breakthrough.

"I was her spare tire, but she was very nice to me and often said goodnight to me. It's a pity that her boyfriend saw our chat history. She had no choice but to cut off contact with me. ”

A happy expression appeared on Qiu Ji's face: "When she cut off contact with me, she said that I was a good person, so she introduced me to her cousin, and then ......"

"And then you're with her cousin?"

Chu Banxian answered excitedly.

Although the previous paragraph is very unreliable, listening to Qiu Ji's narration, he feels that he is one step closer to the breakthrough.

"No, and then I became her cousin's spare tire until her cousin's boyfriend found out and cut me off again."

Qiu Ji said with a regretful face, "Master, do you want to hear the story of how her cousin introduced me to her cousin?" ”

"No need."

Chu Banxian waved his hand, feeling that he was being involved in a bizarre love story.

Triple Rashomon, right?

In broad daylight, can you still encounter ghosts hitting the wall?

The expressions of everyone in the live broadcast room were similar to those of Chu Banxian.

", the anchor and Chu Banxian have a fight, I listened carefully for a long time before I came back to my senses!"

"It seems that Chu Banxian has met an opponent! I'm looking forward to how Chu Banxian will help the anchor calculate. ”

"At first, I thought it was easy to make money, but now I suddenly feel a little sympathetic to Chu Banxian."

"I didn't expect the anchor to have such a past, hahaha, it's really a fighter among licking dogs."

"Hahaha, no one should lick like this like the anchor!"

"Ahead, I broke the defense, I came to watch the live broadcast to have fun, not to look in the mirror!"

", the Clown Emperor is shocked!"

"Woo woo, I always thought I was licking a dog, until I met the anchor, I realized that I was not even as good as licking a dog! The anchor is the model of the dog licking world, even if he is replaced, he can continue to lick! ”

"If I had a licking dog like an anchor, I would wake up laughing in my dreams, don't say anything, I'm going to train my boyfriend!"

"Makes sense, I'm going to train my girlfriend like this, too!"

"Ahead, wake up, you don't have a girlfriend!"

", ruthless! It's cruel! ”

……

Chu Banxian's face was solemn, he knew that he had met an opponent, and took out a set of tarot cards from the drawer and put it on the table.

"So, you start drawing a card now!"

Chu Banxian's expression became very serious, as if he was facing a huge challenge.

This is his trick, Qiu Ji is impeccable, and he has no way to retreat.

"Chu Banxian, aren't you a fortune teller? Why do you still need to use tarot cards? ”

Qiu Ji was stunned for a moment.

"Ahem, there are many skills that don't pressure you, in this era, who still engages in traditional fortune telling, the combination of Chinese and Western is more effective, you draw a card first!"

Chu Banxian coughed slightly in embarrassment.

Qiu Jian didn't ask much, and casually drew a card and handed it to Chu Banxian.

Chu Banxian took it, looked at it carefully for a while, stroked his beard and said with a smile: "The person you like, she is already with someone else, and she has a relationship." ”

"Huh? Did you say she had a partner? ”

Qiu Ji had a shocked look on his face.

"Yes, this card is an upside-down hanged man, representing sacrifice and ideals, according to your situation, it means that the other party is pregnant, you are not with her, and the child is definitely not yours."

Chu Banxian swore and said: "You better wake up in time, you need to pay more or take more responsibility, but the final result may not be able to be obtained, it may just be empty." If a woman rejects you three times in a row, she should consider giving up, even Zhuge Liang is not so difficult to chase. ”

Seeing Qiu Ji's thoughtful appearance, Chu Banxian was in a very happy mood, and he felt that the initiative was back in his hands.

"Master, after listening to what you just said, I suddenly like her more, Master, what's going on."

Qiu Ji's face showed excitement.

Chu Banxian's eyes widened, and he almost couldn't breathe.

After a long time, Chu Banxian came back to his senses and said in a daze: "Then you may have the posture of a hero." ”

"Master, do you mean that I will develop in the future?"

Qiu Wei looked at Chu Banxian suspiciously.

"No, I said you were a thief."

Chu Banxian looked at Qiu Ji resentfully, and said softly: "There is no love in the world, there are more people, you don't have them, there is nothing bad about being single......

"Master Chu, how can you say such cold words with your mouth in your thirties of degrees!"

Qiu Jian looked at Chu Banxian with some frustration.

"Young man, why don't we count the peach blossom luck, but the fortune? What do you think? As the saying goes, if the east is not bright and the west is bright, maybe you will have good fortune? ”

Chu Banxian said with some embarrassment.

Today is the Waterloo of his career, originally with the previous routine, he could flicker the other party for a moment if he changed to someone else, but he didn't expect to meet Qiu Ji, a tricky opponent.

"Damn, the anchor is really awesome! Chu Banxian shouldn't have changed careers for the anchor! ”

"God is a combination of Chinese and Western, hahaha!"

"The anchor is so good, he almost gave Chu Banxian a whole self-suffocation! Hahaha! ”

"Chu Banxian: This is the most difficult fool I have encountered in my life!"

"Don't say anything else, the person you like has a partner, and I'm excited to change it."

"+1 in front, I'll be fine."

"I'm the same!"

"Ahead, you also have the posture of a hero!"

"Hahaha, if you were born in the Three Kingdoms period, then I'm afraid there will be nothing to do with Cao Cao!"

……

The barrage was extremely joyful, and the world in which only Chu Banxian was injured alone was achieved.

Truly!

Qiu Ji laughed, and his face showed joy.

You delivered it yourself.

Chu Banxian looked at Qiu Ji's expression, revealing a look of astonishment.

Realizing his gaffe, Qiu Wei coughed a little embarrassed, and laughed softly: "Ahem, Master Chu, then let's count it as fortune, but about fortune, I have some doubts and want to ask the master, can the master accompany me?" Just around the corner, I can add money! ”

"That's fine! You and I have 'meta', and everything else is not a problem! ”

Chu Banxian rubbed his fingers and nodded without hesitation.

Seeing that Chu Banxian agreed, Qiu Jian did not hesitate to transfer another 800 yuan to Chu Banxian, and pulled the other party to the lottery shop next to the park.