Chapter 57: The ...... Do the Smurfs have one?
Qiu Ji looked at the middle-aged man who walked in, cleared his throat, and said loudly: "Ahem, big brother, what do you want to buy, I can introduce it to you." ”
"Huh?"
The middle-aged man was slightly stunned, raised his head and looked at the name of the store, and asked with some hesitation: "Isn't this an unmanned store?" ”
"Big brother, I'm a shopping guide who came here temporarily to help introduce, you can tell me what you need to buy, and I'll help you introduce."
Qiu Ji had a warm smile on his face.
"The ......"
The middle-aged man hesitated for a moment and asked tentatively, "Do the Smurfs have them?" ”
"Smurfs?"
Qiu Wei was slightly stunned, and then suddenly realized, and led the middle-aged man to a vending machine.
"The words of the Smurfs are here, the above ones have just come out, and there is nothing to say about comfort, so it will be relatively easy to use."
Qiu Ji paused every time he introduced a product, observing the expression of the middle-aged man.
Seeing that there was no interest on the other side, he continued to point to other products and introduced: "The bottom part is an affordable type, and I recommend these models if you pursue cost performance." ”
"That...... In fact, it doesn't matter if the price is thicker. ”
The middle-aged man asked a little embarrassed.
"Thicker?"
Qiu Ji stayed in place, and his brain died on the spot.
Although he hasn't bought these things, he hasn't eaten pork or seen a pig run?
Isn't it all about the thinner the better? Why would anyone want something thicker?
"Ahem, that's right, there are no thicker ones, and it's better to be smaller, you know."
The middle-aged man said with some embarrassment.
The audience in front of the live broadcast room laughed when they heard the words of the middle-aged man, and countless barrages quickly swiped the screen.
"Damn, really."
"Who can understand the pain of a middle-aged man."
"It's so hard to be a man, it's so hard to be a man, it's hard to be a man during the day, and it's hard to be a man at night."
"Hey, I'm also at the age of eating wolfberries for dinner, and I feel more and more unbearable."
"Hahaha, this uncle is really a ghost, a god Smurf."
"I don't think there's anything wrong with what the uncle said, the Smurfs = stop the elves."
"Old song, your explanation is too good, I officially announce that you can graduate."
"Haha, the study is wasted, the study is wasted, and it will be called so in the future."
"Master of Sex Withdrawal: Seeing this, I decided to change my mind and start abstaining from sex, and I will record it here, the first day of color abstinence."
"Damn, the masters have started, then I will also start clocking in with the masters."
"I'm the same!"
……
Qiu Ji thought about it for a long time, and suddenly realized under the hint of the man's eyebrows.
"These are relatively thick, and they are from Yoxi, and the size must meet the standard you want."
Qiu Ji pointed to several 'Smurfs' and introduced.
While waiting just now, he studied hard, and although it was not up to the professional level, he still understood the basic product information.
"Uh...... I've used these ones, and the size is still a little bigger, so I'll take a look at it again. ”
The middle-aged man looked around, covered his mouth and whispered, "Is there a product recommendation that is suitable for self-reliance?" ”
"Massager, huh?"
Qiu Jian raised his eyebrows, revealing an expression of 'I understand you'.
"Yes, yes, yes!"
The middle-aged man kept nodding.
"As for the massager, this one is the best one to sell at the moment."
Qiu Wei pointed to a massager and patiently explained: "This massager uses a barrel massager, which is embedded with silicone sound, the mute effect is very good, and the thermal insulation effect is also very good, which is very suitable for home use." ”
"This is good, but the price is a little too expensive."
The middle-aged man frowned, waved his hand at Qiu Ji and said, "Forget it, let's buy it later, the current private money is not enough." ”
After speaking, regardless of Qiu Ji's retention, he turned around and left directly.
The audience in the live broadcast room swiped the barrage.
"Aren't all unmanned stores like this equipped with surveillance? If someone happens to see it, they will probably be amused by the anchor, right? ”
"Hahaha, I have to say, the anchor is still very professional, and he can answer a few words about anything."
"Anchors shouldn't use it often, right? Otherwise, how could you know so much about these things? ”
"Hahaha, what should I do, I'm so excited about that massager, but I can't muster up the courage to buy it outside."
"The anchor has been selling for a long time and still hasn't sold anything, it's too miserable."
"I suspect the anchor was sent by the store next door, right? Isn't it bad for someone else's business to introduce products like this? ”
"Actually, you don't have to worry, the anchor will definitely make up for it afterwards, and the boss won't lose money."
"Hahaha, you understand the anchor, the first person to spend money to make yourself miserable."
……
The barrage is very happy, and the only one who is in pain is Qiu Ji.
"Hey, that's too hard."
Qiu Ji sighed.
This is no longer a question of whether you are social or not, you have to be thick-skinned enough for the customers who come to the store, otherwise there is no way to complete the task.
And when it comes to 'adult' products, it is an unmanned store, where can the people who can come here to buy things be thick-skinned?
I don't know what year or month I will have to wait until I can complete this task.
Is it really impossible to ask someone to cooperate with you to complete the task?
As soon as the thought came to mind, the voice of the system rang out.
[Any scripted behavior is prohibited for live broadcast tasks, otherwise it will be regarded as a task failure, and the host is requested to complete the task strictly according to the instructions.] 】
The system's words dispelled this thought.
If you can't hire someone to complete the task, how can you complete the task?
You can't stay here every day, can you?
Although he is immune to social death, he is likely to be treated as a peer of malicious competition if he knows that there are people squatting here every day.
Just when An Tusheng was worried, a pair of beautiful legs wearing high heels appeared in front of him.
These beautiful legs are still wrapped in black silk, which makes people can't take their eyes off it at a glance.
Qiu Ji subconsciously raised his head and looked at the familiar big waves in front of him, his face full of horror.
And the other party's expression is no different from Qiu Ji, all of them are ghost-like expressions.
Qiu Ji covered his head and felt a little headache, he didn't expect that there would be such a coincidental thing in the world.
He actually met the big wave goddess he met in KTV before.
Qiu Ji, who had gradually adapted to this awkward atmosphere, felt that there were ants crawling all over his body.
He really didn't expect to meet a girl in an unmanned adult store.
And it's such a beautiful girl.
What's even more outrageous is that he still knows each other, which makes Qiu Ji can't help but complain in his heart.
Family, who knows, are girls so tough now?
Why do you come to buy something in this kind of store yourself?