"Damn, this young lady is so beautiful!"

"Oh my God, how could a young lady appear in a store like this."

"I hate it, why can the anchor always meet such a beautiful young lady."

"Don't you think this young lady is a little familiar? How do I always feel like somewhere have seen. ”

"I also think it's a little familiar, but I just can't remember, could it be a star?"

"Do you know how to popularize science, I'm too curious."

"What about staring at frames? Where is the staring frame? ”

"Staring at the frame is coming, and those who often follow the anchor must have seen this young lady, because she is the big wave goddess that the anchor met when he was stealing a fruit plate in KTV."

"! I said why is it so familiar, it turned out to be this young lady. ”

"Heartbreak, goddess, my goddess, why would you come to this kind of store by yourself!"

"I'm out of love, oh my God, what's wrong with this world, God!"

……

The barrage in the live broadcast room exploded.

"Hi...... Hello. ”

Qiu Wei couldn't stand this embarrassing atmosphere, and took the initiative to speak.

"You...... Hello ......"

The goddess of big waves laughed more ugly than crying, she didn't expect that there would be a person squatting in this kind of unmanned store.

The most outrageous thing is that she has seen this person again, and she is deeply impressed.

"By the way, why are you lying to me, I asked the manager of the KTV after you left that day, and he said that you are not the waiter in their store at all!"

The goddess of the big waves puffed her waist angrily, and her beautiful eyes were full of anger.

"This ...... I'm really not a waiter......"

Qiu Ji smiled awkwardly, not knowing how to explain.

Should I say that the system made me do this kind of social death task?

Or tell you, there's something wrong with my brain? So you're full of this kind of abstract art?

"Forget it, it's all in the past, take out your mobile phone, let's add a WeChat, and I'll give you back the money for the previous drink."

The goddess of big waves took out her mobile phone, opened WeChat and shook it towards Qiu Ji.

"If you don't need to pay for the drink, that's my apology for disturbing you."

Qiu Ji turned on his phone and added the other party's friends.

"Okay, thank you then, my name is Rock Candy, what's your name? I'll change the note. ”

The goddess of the big waves looked at Qiu Ji with a smile.

"Autumn Tree."

Qiu Wei smiled awkwardly, looked at the rock candy with some confusion and asked, "Are you here to buy something?" I'm the shopping guide here, and I can introduce you to it. ”

The smile on Rock Candy's face froze, and her pretty face flushed.

She didn't need anything to get here.

It's just that I lost while playing Truth or Dare with my girlfriends, and I came here to buy the specified items in order to complete the punishment.

She didn't think it would be a difficult adventure.

Isn't it just going to an adult store where no one sells them? Anyway, no one saw it, so I left as soon as I finished shopping.

She didn't calculate that there would be a shopping guide in the unmanned store.

Even if her personality is relatively outgoing, it is better to mention this topic in front of her friends, where in front of the opposite sex.

Seeing the embarrassing appearance of rock candy, a smile appeared on Qiu Wei's face.

I still want to tease my master, you are still too young.

I'm really talented, a heterosexual nemesis.

As soon as he made a move, the embarrassing situation was solved.

The more Qiu Ji thought about it, the more proud he became, and he couldn't help laughing.

"What are you laughing at?"

Bingtang was a little puzzled, and when she saw Qiu Wei's smug expression, she instantly woke up.

"Hey, are you the shopping guide here? It's not impossible to help me sell my products, as long as you answer me a question and the answer satisfies me, I'll give you this opportunity. ”

Rock Candy gritted his teeth and said, "Little brother, what do you think?" ”

Rock Candy deliberately accentuated the word 'small', with a mocking look on her pretty face.

Qiu Jian couldn't hold back when he heard this, this is the most taboo thing for men.

Qiao Ying had said this to him once before, and he couldn't help it, not to mention the rock candy that he didn't know well.

The head can be broken, the blood can be shed, and the dignity of a man cannot be lost!

Thirty years in Hedong and thirty years in Hexi, don't bully young people!

Wrong!

Where is he young, but he can't accept the title of little brother no matter what.

"Of course there's no problem, since my sister shouted little brother, then my sister must be very old, right? I call you 'big' sister, sister won't mind, right? ”

Qiu Ji also deliberately accentuated the word 'big'.

Bingtang is perfect in terms of appearance and figure, convex and backward, he can't find anything to fight back.

However, age is the biggest taboo for women, and it is naturally best to fight back with this.

Assuming that the title "Little Brother" has an attack power of 100 on men, then the damage related to age is at least 100 times that of women.

It can be seen from the sunny and cloudy face of the rock candy that the other party cares about this.

In fact, the rock candy is not very old, and it has just turned 26 this year, but compared to Qiu Ji, it is indeed older.

But in any case, I can't afford to be called 'big' sister.

In addition, her family urged her to get married all the year round, which made her feel the sense of crisis brought about by her age.

At this time, it was deliberately mentioned by Qiu Ji, which made her a little broken.

It's full of insults, so that Rock Candy can't wait to pounce on Qiu Ji and bite it hard.

Seeing Qiu Wei's increasingly smug look, Bingtang held back the anger in his heart, took a deep breath and asked: "Assuming that an equal sign is equivalent to 1 centimeter, then the question is, if it is you, what is 8==D?" ”

"What? What do you mean? I didn't get it. ”

Qiu Ji's face was full of doubts, and he thought carefully in his mind.

"It's just a simple literal meaning, if you don't understand it, just type it in the memo and read it a few more times."

The smile on Rock Candy's face grew stronger.

Qiu Wei frowned, typed the question that Bingtang said on the memo, and thought about it carefully with a frown.

"Suppose an equal sign is equal to one centimeter, change it to me......"

Qiu Ji thought about the question while thinking.

With a flash of inspiration in his mind, Qiu Ji's eyes widened, and his pupils dilated.

"it!"

Qiu Ji burst into a foul mouth, and looked at the rock candy with a frightened expression.

After seeing the intriguing eyes of Bingtang, he understood that the question in his mind was what Bingtang wanted to ask.

That smirk, that smug look.

Qiu Wei understood that he had lost this time.

He's still too innocent to fight rock candy at all.

Everyone is racing all kinds of cars, all kinds of offsets and corners, and they are about to go up the mountain.

It's good to be yourself, and you're still in the same place.

"How? Have you figured out the answer? Penis. ”

Rock Candy leaned over towards Qiu Ji with a weird smile on his face.

Seeing the evil smile on the rock candy, Qiu Wei took a step back in horror and shouted in his heart.

It's not a car to kindergarten at all, I'm going to get off!

I'm still a kid, get me out of the car!

Get me out of the car!