"You claim to be righteous, you think you are human, then let me ask you, when you were wanted, what happened to those people who met you?"

“……”

I said with certainty, "You ate them!" ”

"Nope!"

"Then why didn't they report you?!"

“……”

"They didn't eat people, but you ate them," I sneered, "so you dare to say that you are human?" ”

“……”

He hung his head and bared his teeth, their sharp canine teeth glinting.

After a long while, he suddenly raised his head and said ill-intentionedly, "You're right, I ate them."

Their meat was not good enough, and it was firewood and smelly.

However, you are different, your meat is fragrant.

I can smell it dozens of kilometers away......"

I knew in my heart that it was really coming for me!

It was probably last night, after the Soul Bead shattered, that I caught his attention.

It seems that I have a fatal attraction to these non-human demons and monsters.

He lunged at me, his claws sharp, his hair extremely long, and his eyes menacing.

He opened his bloody mouth, and the teeth in his mouth were densely stacked together, ugly and terrifying.

My compressed biscuits and mineral water did not earn him gratitude, but became desserts before he ate me.

I didn't hurry, took out a soul charm from my bosom and stuck it on his forehead.

He tore off the soul talisman and tore it to shreds in three or two clicks.

"Hahaha, you think this waste paper will work for me......"

Before he could finish speaking, I stepped forward, and a dagger flashed with cold light.

Hot blood gushed from his neck.

My hands were steady, my eyes didn't blink, my hands rose and fell, and I easily killed him.

Since I was a child, I could easily see the door of life, whether it was livestock or people.

Every time I see someone killing a pig or a cow or a chicken, I think there is something wrong with where they go under the knife.

Therefore, when I shoot myself, I can always kill with one knife accurately.

This is true for black goats, and it is also true for chimpanzees.

His round eyes were full of unwillingness, anger, sadness, and fear.

What was he thinking before he died?

Will he regret provoking me? Will he be annoyed that he has learned high math? Would he rather not be human?

I do not know.

I watched his corpse slide down, watching him go from a camp-camp, vicious monster to a mess of flesh.

I ripped off his hair and looked at his lower body, lying quietly in the black jungle with his belongings intact.

He lied to me after all.

How much truth does his mouth have?

Maybe he didn't just molest Lin Ming, maybe he had already polluted the human gene pool, maybe he didn't just clean up in the casino, maybe he didn't just want to be a human.

He wants to be a superior man and trample others under his feet.

However, now all this has become vain because of me.

The corners of my mouth curled in a cold arc and poked his eyes lightly.

It's a pity that I have a soul talisman worth twenty yuan!

But it also tells me that the Soul Charm is only useful for ghosts, and is useless against such monsters.

That's when I felt like someone was looking at me.

When I looked up, I saw a reporter and photographer rushing towards me with a microphone and a camera.

It turned out that I had seen a cleaner who twisted my body into a twist here before, and called the TV station to say that this place was haunted.

In order to break the feudal superstition, the TV station came here to record "The Science of Race Walking".

Unexpectedly, they recorded the whole process of killing the orangutan!

The reporter is a young man in his early twenties, his hair is fixed with hairspray, his body is emaciated, his eyes are dark, his steps are floating, and his thin body is dangling in his suit.

He ran over excitedly and put the microphone in my mouth.

"What is your name, sir? Did you kill this monster? How did you meet him? Does he want to attack you? ”

Countless questions rushed in, like countless flies, circling around me.

I thought about it, took out the remaining soul talisman from my arms, and looked at the camera seriously: "This is a peace talisman, I rely on this to turn evil into good fortune, twenty-one, five one hundred, absolutely useful, Tong Su is not bullied......"

The reporter and the cameraman froze in place, looking at me incredulously.

It was the reporter who reacted first and hurriedly interrupted: "What this gentleman means is that he is lucky, and the peace charm has given him comfort in his heart, so that he can turn the crisis into safety." Am I right, this gentleman? ”

The reporter winked at me.

I was righteous: "No, the main thing is that peace charms are useful......"

The cameraman turned the camera off with a "snap".

The reporter is no longer pleasant, and the cameraman is no longer careful.

They all glared at me: "You killed a high-IQ chimpanzee, and chimpanzees are second-class protected animals, you have to cooperate with us, otherwise we will report you with your real name."

Kill protected animals, but you will go to jail! ”

My eyes rolled, from left to right, front to back.

I nodded in agreement.

Not because I was afraid of going to jail, but because I saw a rabbit squatting on the reporter's shoulder.

It's not entirely right to say it's a rabbit, because this rabbit has a human face!

The face is like a peach blossom, the eyes are like autumn water, the eyelashes tremble, like a butterfly flying up and down, the temples are black, it is really a beauty with a national color and fragrance!

Unfortunately, underneath this face is a rabbit, furry and white.

A rabbit with a human face, extremely weird.

When I looked at it, its eyes sparkled, stretched its neck, and said crookedly: "Zhao Lang, people are looking for you so hard, what are your relatives......?"

I turned a deaf ear and cooperated with the reporter to record the program, smiling stiffly and saying that I should believe in science.

The rabbit man was still shaking his head, eager to jump off the reporter's shoulder and onto me.

When the rabbit saw that I ignored it, the face of the sinking fish and the goose suddenly changed.

Its eyes grew huge, its nostrils turned upwards and outwards, its mouth drooling downwards, one eyeball falling out of its eye, blood soaking its fur down its cheeks.

It roared resentfully, "Why don't you ignore me? Zhao Lang! Why don't you kiss me? Didn't you say you love me the most?! ”

I looked at it coldly and asked the reporter, "Have you ever raised rabbits?" ”

The reporter stiffened and said in a muffled voice: "No." ”

"When you were a child?"

The reporter was a little annoyed: "...... It has nothing to do with you! ”

I looked at him with a smile: "You don't have an ordinary relationship with rabbits!" ”

"You! ……”

"What are you anxious about? I mean, you like to eat rabbits.

Especially the spicy rabbit head.

The first step in making a spicy rabbit head is to cut off the rabbit head first, and the action should be fast, so as not to let too much blood flow out.

Then remove the fur and internal organs, add the rabbit head to the cooking wine to remove the smell, and then fry it in an oil pan until golden brown and crispy, sprinkle with chili flakes and cumin, and the fragrance is overflowing. ”

The reporter's expression became more and more unnatural, and he said coldly: "I don't eat rabbits." ”