However, the cameraman licked his lips and salivated with a coveted face: "This brother is really good at eating!" ”

The rabbit on the reporter's shoulder shrunk his neck in fright, and changed back into a delicate beauty from the terrifying appearance just now, covering his face and chirping: "Rabbit is so cute, how can you eat rabbit?!" ”

I stared at the reporter and said word by word: "I can sell you the soul suppression talisman in my hand for two hundred yuan a piece." ”

The reporter's face was full of ridicule: "Although you killed the orangutan monster, it can only prove that you have some strength, but I didn't expect it to be so feudal and superstitious in your bones......"

I said in a deep voice: "You have been feeling very heavy on your right shoulder and neck very much recently, and when you go to bed at night, you always feel that your right cheek has been licked and slimy. ”

The ridicule in the eyes of the reporter turned to panic.

"When you fall asleep, you always dream of a rabbit with a human face, and you ...... with it"

The panic in the reporter's eyes turned into fear, and he screamed loudly, interrupting me: "I didn't! You are talking nonsense! ”

I knew it.

In the face of a beautiful woman who is as beautiful as a flower, as long as her face is good-looking enough, even if her lower body is a rabbit, there will be men who will be tempted.

Whether it is a farmer at the bottom or a middle-class intellectual.

The inferior nature of human beings, chasing excitement, liking the new and hating the old, is nothing more than that.

He grabbed my arm and pulled me aside, avoiding the cameraman.

The cameraman's eyes are looking at the sky, and his ears are constantly twitching.

The reporter gasped and made a 'gurgling' sound in his throat: "What do you know? What exactly do you want? ”

I pulled out a soul talisman from my bosom.

"Two hundred and one, but I can only protect you once. If you need it, I can help you get rid of it completely, but it will cost more......"

The reporter frowned and looked at me with distrust: "Don't fool me, I went to the Heavenly Master Association a few days ago to ask, and they cost 20,000 yuan for a talisman there." Didn't you just make it with A4 paper and markers, what good can it be? ”

I didn't smile: "If you don't believe it, forget it, anyway, the rabbit is squatting on your right shoulder, ready to eat your ...... at any time"

I turned around and wanted to leave, but he grabbed me.

"Master! Don't go! Good to discuss! He made a philistine face, leaned into my ear, and whispered: "Since you can see it, can you help me ask her, I don't want to see each other in a dream in the future, can I let her ...... during the day?"

I was stunned for a moment, and the rabbit squatted on his shoulder, gnawing at his yang energy, making him weaker and weaker.

It's been a long time, and I can't even save my life.

I pointed out the stakes, and his first reaction was to let the rabbit appear during the day!

He knew that the other party was a monster, not only was he unwilling to get rid of the other party, but he also wanted to be with the other party.

Is this a love that touches the world?

No, it's just the pathos of the brain of the sperm.

When he saw that I did not speak, he hooked my neck, made a good appearance of a brother and sister with me, and said with a smile:

"Brother, since you can see her, you should also know that she looks beautiful and beautiful, so she is called a beautiful one! Brother, I've never seen such a beautiful woman in my life......"

I interrupted him slowly: "As a reporter, you should have seen many female celebrities. ”

"Hey! That's not what a poor dick like us dare to think, all eyes are on the top of the head, and the eyes are high to the sky, and the surface is glamorous, but in fact, there are dark box operations.

is the XXX who is known for being a pure jade girl, who slept all the way; And that ......."

I didn't bother to listen to him say these meaningless gossip, and said: "Don't you dare to think about female stars, but dare to think about female monsters, should you say that you are as timid as a mouse, or are you cowardly?" ”

He laughed 'hehe' and gave a 'you know' smile: "What's wrong with the female monster?" Female monsters are good! Don't want money, don't bag, don't want a car, don't want a house, play and sing, do anything, sing every night, fairyland on earth!

Brother, you don't know, it's beautiful......"

He looked like a pig brother, his eyes flashed with obsession, and since he heard me say that the rabbit was on his right shoulder, he had been touching his shoulder obscenely from time to time.

The rabbit avoided his hand in disgust, kept flattering me, and said delicately: "Zhao Lang, I was imprisoned by him, and I was forced to do so, save me!" ”

He and this rabbit, one is to inhale yang energy, the other is to be beautiful, if I break them up, won't they become Fahai who doesn't know love, a bald donkey who doesn't know, and a bad guy who beats mandarin ducks?

I pondered for a moment, and finally said, "It's not impossible to let her show up during the day......"

When the reporter heard this, he no longer had the appearance of asking me to say 'science is the primary productive force, and everyone should believe in science', his eyes flashed with surprise, and his two hands grabbed my arm.

"What's the solution?!"

I stared into his eyes and smiled: "The reason why it can't be seen during the day is because it lacks yang energy." As long as you give it all the yang energy in your body, it will naturally be able to transform into an entity and be seen by the naked eye. ”

He was stunned for a moment, his brows furrowed: "All the yang energy? Will I still be alive then? ”

I smiled, but the smile didn't reach the bottom of my eyes: "Of course not." ”

He fell silent.

"It squats on your body, absorbing your yang energy every day, and after a long time, your yang energy will eventually be sucked up one day. I'd just suggest you bring this date forward. ”

He put down the hand on his right shoulder, grabbed his pants, and scolded: "Bad luck!

Master, help me get rid of it!

If you can't stay together, you can only meet at night, and it's nothing. ”

Look, this is a person, when I like you, I hate to give you my life!

When he really finds out that you want his life, he can't wait to break your body into thousands of pieces, crush your bones and scatter ashes!

When the rabbit heard his words, he immediately opened his mouth, turned his head, and hurled insults loudly, which was still the gentle and petty appearance just now.

It said in a gruff voice: "How much have I done for you?" I secretly helped you find your job! I chose your house for you! Even your bed is my favorite color!

You're going to kill me! You're going to kill me!

Bastard thing! Eight calves! White-eyed wolf! ”

The more the human-faced rabbit scolded, the more excited he became, his voice became more and more rough, and at the end of the scolding, a low and hoarse male voice actually appeared.

At this time, I realized that this beautiful rabbit with a beautiful national color is actually a male!

My eyes magically went back and forth between it and the reporter.

I don't know if the reporter would think that the 'female' monster is much better than the woman if he learns the truth.

I took out a soul slamming talisman, dipped it in my hand, and pressed it to the reporter's right shoulder.