Chapter 41: Beautiful Men's Scheme
Dong Jinshu sat on the bed with her body covered, scratching her body constantly, trying to scratch the black dog's blood, but only scratched out blood marks, which smelled weird.
She opened her mouth wide, towards the ceiling.
Her neck was stretched out, and her eyes were wide open.
Bai Luoxin was covered in blood, and there was a clear ghost handprint on his neck, which could not be covered by black dog blood.
But she couldn't take care of herself, and kept comforting Dong Jinshu.
Dong Jinshu suddenly rolled her eyelids, her eyes turned upward, and she glared at her viciously, and then grabbed her body and bit her neck.
The position of her bite coincided with the location of the ghost handprint!
"Ashu! What happened to you? ”
Bai Luoxin was in pain and pushed her away, but she didn't give up, her eyes were red, and she continued to rush forward, opening her big mouth and constantly attacking.
At this moment, she still has the usual weak and pitiful appearance, becoming more terrifying than a baby ghost, more dangerous than a yellow skin.
I rushed up and ripped her away, striking her in the back of the neck with a knife.
She fell to the ground and fainted.
Bai Luoxin sat paralyzed on the bed, tears and snot mixed with black dog blood kept flowing downward, and the whole person was slimy.
Now, she doesn't look like a sour plum, she looks like a ...... The pickled sour plum is a little bitter.
I was expressionless, and said as calmly as possible: "The baby ghost has been killed by me, you take Dong Jinshu to the bathroom to wash......"
I was about to leave, but Bai Luoxin crawled to my side, grabbed my sleeve, and looked at me seriously from bottom to top.
I thought she was frightened and asked me to stay with her.
Unbeknownst to her, she wiped a handful of tears, stared at her dark eyes, and said, "Master! Teach me the arts! ”
What the heck?
This little girl was pinched by the ghost on her front feet, her head was bloody, and her girlfriend was bitten hard, so she actually studied the Taoist technique at this time?
I really couldn't understand her magical brain circuit, and I was only a second knife in Taoism, so I said impatiently:
"You have nothing to do with Taoism...... I've got some amulets here, so I'll give them to you. Ah, by the way, you think about it, let Dong Jinshu not live here in the future, this house is not very good.
Also, when Dong Jinshu wakes up, ask her to give me the rest of the money. ”
After I finished speaking, I tore Bai Luoxin's hand away, turned away, and let her shout behind her.
I took a quick shower, changed my clothes, and left.
I have to go find Zhang Geng.
Whether it is life or death, there must always be a saying.
As soon as I left Dong Jinshu's house, I had only walked less than 20 meters when I saw a familiar figure.
He sneakily hid behind a big tree, with a copper basin on the ground, and in his hands he also held yellow paper and paper ingots, and two strange paper figures.
The paper man is the size of a palm, with both eyebrows and eyes, and his red and glamorous lips look a little crazy.
He knelt on the ground, burning the paper.
The fire flickered, illuminating his face in a flickering light.
He said:
"The two immortals don't blame, enjoy the real feast today.
First burn a boy named Zhao Rui, whose meat is sweet.
Burn another handsome ratio, named Zhang Geng is very handsome.
Daxian doesn't think Zhao Rui is ugly, and Daxian doesn't blame Zhang Gengqiang.
Eat it all the same in your stomach, and you won't intrude on the world......"
I stood behind the tree and laughed angrily.
A good one doesn't think Zhao Rui is ugly, and a good one Zhang Geng is very handsome.
The first time I heard that when I burned paper, I actually carried private goods!
I came out to find him in a hurry, and that's what he said about me?!
Zhang Geng, this kid, has triangular eyes facing the sky and a nose, but he has a pair of peach blossom eyes, and when he laughs, he is not only not handsome, but extremely obscene.
That's it, he still dares to say that I look ugly?!
A few days ago, I was able to sell laughter in the market!
I simply stretched out my hands from behind the tree slowly, and said in the voice of Huang Pizi, "Zhang! Age! ”
Zhang Geng was startled, and fell backwards suddenly, shaking like chaff.
He knelt on the ground and kowtowed desperately: "Great Immortal spare your life!" ”
"I am a 10,000-year-old elm, I have a wife, a beauty with a rabbit body, have you ever seen it?"
Zhang Geng was about to knock his head into the soil, and he said vaguely: "No, no ......"
"Nonsense! He clearly told me that you are his adulterer, and you dare not admit it?! ”
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I really don't know, if I knew, I wouldn't dare to lend me ten guts!"
Zhang Geng snorted and cried, saying that he was sincere.
When I saw him like this, I thought that the scare was almost over, and I was about to come out from behind the tree, but I heard this guy continue with a sinister eyebrow.
"Daisen, although I have been disrespectful to your wife, someone is actually behind it. It's that Zhao Rui, he wants to eat spicy rabbit heads, that's why I let me use the beautiful man trick, Daxian, I hope you know everything! Woowoo woo ......"
In the end, Zhang Geng's tears were gurgling and pitiful.
I grinded my teeth, this guy really didn't change, and pushed me out at the critical moment!
"Okay, I'll trust you once. But this matter can't be left as it is, if you can do what I ask for, we will write it off......"
Zhang Geng nodded again and again.
I gave a wicked smile and continued, "I want you to strip naked right now and ......"
After I finished speaking, Zhang Geng agreed, then stripped off his clothes, ran around the community for ten laps, and kept shouting: "I am a big ugly, I love to brag the most!" ”
It's really spicy to the eyes!
His face was not red or panting, he did not have the slightest shame, but there was some excitement in his eyes.
I can't help but suspect that this incident may not be a punishment for him at all.
This guy is a real pervert!
No wonder even the human-faced rabbit can do it!
I felt that even a chimpanzee might be ashamed of himself in front of him.
At least, chimpanzees still know how to get dressed, and they have shame!
When he got back to the elm tree, I stood where I was, playing with the copper basin he had just burned paper in.
When he saw me, he was obviously a little weak-hearted, and immediately showed a flattering smile, leaned over to me, and said in a crying voice:
"Master, you're back! You don't know that on the day you were released from prison, I went to pick you up at the door, and I saw two beautiful women beside you. How dare I ruin your good deeds, and leave by myself.
Unexpectedly, this departure is extremely dangerous.
I almost won't see you! ”
I looked at him and seemed to smile: "Tell me clearly, who is the big handsome and who is the ugly eight?" ”
Zhang Geng's eyes rolled, and he understood that I was scaring him just now, and immediately cried and wiped away tears: "The master is broad-minded and handsome, how can a mortal like me be able to compare?" The master must be a big handsome, a big handsome than ......"