"Okay," I couldn't get used to him cowering, not like a man, and said coldly: "This is the first time, I forgive you for the time being, if there is a next ......"

"No, no, master, please rest assured, who dares to say that you are not handsome in the future, I will be the first to go up and fight with him!"

Zhang Geng's swear is sincere, and the righteousness is awe-inspiring.

I didn't pay attention to it, just this guy's urine, there is a high probability that he will push me out as soon as he encounters danger.

But such a person has a great advantage, he can abandon me at any time, and I can abandon him at any time.

If I meet someone like Bai Luoxin, who is stupid and stupid, and still talks about righteousness, I really can't do it.

"Don't talk nonsense, take me to the lodging first."

Zhang Geng nodded again and again and took me to the door of a villa.

Spacious, magnificent, and splendid, the local tyrant-style décor makes this place look like a nightclub.

As soon as I arrived at the door, I couldn't help but smile, this is clearly next door to Dong Jinshu.

Well, this location is really a monster!

No wonder the birdman and the human-faced rabbit are nearby, no wonder Zhang Geng is also nearby.

I asked Zhang Geng a few questions, and he lowered his eyebrows and answered honestly.

According to him, he had plastered the talisman I had given him all over the room, and he hadn't had any more spring dreams for the past two days, except that from time to time he felt someone staring at him outside the window.

Speaking of not having spring dreams anymore, Zhang Geng had a lonely expression, and he was reincarnated as a decolored ghost.

I asked him again if he had any news about the palace.

He shook his head.

As expected, I didn't feel lost.

The blind half-immortal only dared to tell me a vague direction, if it was really so easy to find, it would be strange.

"Zhang Geng, you buy me a copy of "The Classic of Mountains and Seas", and help me find out how many people named Zhao Rui have in Gongling City recently, I want their personal information......"

Zhang Geng suddenly cried and mourned: "Master, "The Classic of Mountains and Seas" is no problem, but the matter of personal information, generally only the public security organs can retrieve ......"

I turned my head and looked straight at him, "Have you ever received a harassing phone call?" ”

He looked at me dumbfounded.

"The people who are harassing you always say your name, your age, your school."

I said all I had to say, and went into the villa on my own.

Zhang Geng reacted at this time, and followed me and patted his ass: "I am worthy of being a master, listening to your words, it is better to read a book for ten years, I am narrow-minded, and the master is worthy of being a master......"

I waved my hand as if I was fighting flies: "Less nonsense, more work." If you don't want to go out, just stay at home honestly, these things should be available online, as long as you have money. ”

Zhang Geng nodded like pounding garlic, and when he looked at me, a pair of peach blossom eyes flashed with a strange light.

Zhang Geng smiled, ran to the house, took out two quilts and put them on the sofa.

"Master, let's sleep together......"

Zhang Geng's face looked forward to and longed, as if ...... And a wink at me?

My brow furrowed, and I felt a chill.

In the end, he couldn't hold back and gave him a slap: "Did I tell you that you are not allowed to look at me like this." ”

Zhang Geng picked up the quilt aggrievedly and went to the sofa on the other side, like an angry little daughter-in-law.

I coughed twice: "You go back to the room first, I have some things to deal with, during this period, you don't come out, otherwise I can't guarantee what happens." ”

He said in a panic, "Master, if those two-headed monsters come......"

"Don't worry, I'll be in the same room with you soon."

He breathed a sigh of relief, hugged the quilt with joy, and walked away step by step.

I slowly sat down on the sofa, poured myself a glass of water, closed my eyes slightly, and shouted: "Dream tapir!" ”

"The Red Devil!"

It's quiet, no people, and no monsters.

I shouted, "The Dream Tapir is with me, and it said that as long as it lives, no one can take my life......"

Before I could finish speaking, a monster with a trunk and fangs that looked like a leopard and not a leopard rushed over and stretched out two hooves to hit me in the face.

I snorted coldly, I didn't notice it last time, and I was hit by it, how could I let it succeed this time?

I leaned to the left and slapped the evil charm that I had been holding in my hand on the back for a long time.

"Moo————!" It let out a muffled snort, and cursed in its mouth: "You kid has no human touch at all!" Lao Tzu just saved your life, that's how you treat your life-saving benefactor? Wolf's heart and dog's lungs! ”

I sneered, "When I confronted strange things, you didn't come to help me. ”

The dream-eating tapir touched its nose and flicked its long trunk around: "Aren't I going to control the sting......"

Tricky? It turned out that the monster with six ears and nine tails was called Xuan.

I remained silent and continued: "You have eaten its inner pill, and the harvest is not small. I only got your paw prints and blood holes on my body, so what's that? ”

Its two small sunken eyes rolled around, and he smiled: "If you don't say that we are a gang, will I get you?" You deserve it! ”

I lowered my head and looked at it with the eyes of a black goat, ill-intentioned and extraordinarily weird.

Its expression changed and it was annoyed, its long nose wrapped around my neck, and it said viciously, "How many times have I told you? Don't fucking look at me with this brute's eyes! Otherwise, I'll gouge out your eyeballs next time! ”

I didn't move, and sneered: "I'm afraid that after you kill me, there will never be such a delicious meal again." After eating my emotions, no one else's can get into it. ”

It was obviously right by me, and it bared its teeth in annoyance: "Don't threaten Lao Tzu!" When Lao Tzu was born, the ape was still in the tree, and you weren't even a sperm. Do you really think you're irreplaceable? ”

I was serious: "I don't think so, I just think that you monsters want to eat me again and again, I must be a little special." Could it be ...... Am I the reincarnation of Tang Seng? ”

At this, I smiled self-deprecatingly.

The dream-eating tapir let go of its nose, sat down on the sofa with its butt, and mocked:

"If only it were okay. When Tang Seng traveled west to learn scriptures, there were six dings and six jias in the sky, five directions to reveal the truth, four values of Gong Cao, and 18 apologetic Jialan, a total of 39 immortals, each of whom took turns to be on duty to listen.

As for you...... Tsk......"

The dream-eating tapir shook its nose leisurely: "There is no hair." Moo——! ”

My eyes lit up: "Is there really a god in the world?" ”

"I don't know."

"I don't know what you say, Liuding, Liujia, Four-Value Gongcao or something......

The dream-eating tapir looked at me contemptuously, and his little eyes were full of arrogance: "Haven't you seen "Journey to the West"? ”

“……”