Chapter Forty-Three: Cunning
I underestimated the Dream Eater Tapir, this guy is still a monster who loves to read.
It's an interesting year, human beings don't read as many books as monsters, I don't know if in a few hundred years, human beings will completely abandon books, and all historical literature is created by monsters.
It's absurd and scary to think about, but it's so reasonable.
"Alright, stop talking this nonsense. What the hell is the matter with you calling me out? I'll go back and catch up on my sleep! ”
I said seriously, "I want to ask you something......
"I don't know about Gong Yiyu."
I lowered my voice and said mysteriously, "It's not her. Actually, I want to give you a chance......"
"What chance can you have?" The dream-eating tapir was unimpressed.
"Two Neidan."
The Dream Eater Tapir's face changed, the corners of his mouth drooled, and he swallowed his saliva: "Where did you get Neidan?" ”
Dream Eater Tapir was in a hurry, but I wasn't in a hurry, and said slowly, "Dream Eater Tapir, don't worry, anyway, we are in a group, mine is yours, yours is also mine, we should ......"
The Dream Eater Tapir was an impatient, and he couldn't hear me circling with it, so he stood up, jumped on top of me, and said in a rough voice: "Tell the point!" ”
"There are two little monsters eyeing me, let's find a chance to catch turtles in the urn......"
The Dream Eater Tapir showed a clear expression, grinned and said, "I'll just say that you kid must not be well-intentioned." said that there was a Neidan, but it turned out that he was looking for me to be a thug. Hehe, the abacus beads are about to collapse on my eyeballs, and I'm embarrassed to say that it's my chance! ”
I ignored its taunts and said to myself, "One of them is a birdman, full of feathers, with a bird's beak and teeth, and is good at camouflage, and the other is a rabbit with a human face. ”
The Dream Eater Tapir paused for a moment and looked at me in surprise: "Why do you dare to provoke them?" You are crazy! You don't think there's enough to stare at you, do you? …… Do you want to learn from him in the art of checks and balances? ”
Its expression became more and more strange, its eyes became deeper and deeper, and finally it was a little frightened.
Aside from the black goat, this is the first time I've seen a dream-eating tapir like this.
It's scared!
"Who is he?"
The dream-eating tapir no longer spoke, as if it had touched some taboo, and its nose drooped down, no longer shaking, like a long piece of carrion, without vitality.
"Kids, they're not what you can think about. If they want to take you away, don't resist, there may be a chance of survival......"
"You're scared ......"
"Nonsense! Lao Tzu is a famous mythical beast in the "Classic of Mountains and Seas", how can he be afraid? Lao Tzu just doesn't want to be like a little demon. Forget it, I won't tell you, I won't understand it!
wasted Lao Tzu's time in vain, and went back to catch up on sleep......"
How could I let it go so easily, I still have a lot of questions that I don't understand.
I took out a 'Black Goat Talisman' and waved it and said, "Dream Eater Tapir, don't be in a hurry to leave, why don't we watch fireworks together?" ”
"Your uncle!" The Dream Eater Tapir glared angrily, and that look hated to tear me apart: "Do you think this thing is a good thing?" Forget about using it once or twice once in a while, if you use it too much, you really attract this thing, and you don't know how to die! ”
Summoning this thing?
I subconsciously felt that the Dream Eater Tapir was not talking about the black goat, but the monster full of tentacles that appeared in mid-air when I used the 'Black Goat Retreat Talisman'.
Could it be that this monster is real?
I smiled sinisterly, my eyes flashing with madness.
I've got to make the Dream Tapir think I'm a crazy person who can do anything, and it's going to be jealous of me.
"If you invite it, you will attract it, anyway, there are so many things staring at me, and it is not one of them. When the time comes, I will tell it that it is because the Dream Eater Tapir wants to see it, so I asked me to summon it......"
"Your uncle!"
The number of times the Dream Eater scolds me has increased significantly today, but I am not unhappy at all, but laughs brighter and brighter.
Anyway, I don't have an uncle.
"Tell me, what do you want?"
"Answer my question truthfully, and I promise to let you eat the fearful, orange-flavored kind when you fall asleep tonight."
The dream-eating tapir's nose twisted, and its needle-like eyes flashed with longing and resentment, and it was extremely entangled.
It probably never thought that it would one day be threatened by food.
It's as if humans are threatened by tonkatsu, and it's hard to accept.
The flesh on the tapir's cheeks quivered, and the fur was dazed and gloomy.
It said angrily, "You ask." ”
"What the hell is Almighty God? What does the Cult of Almighty God do? ”
The dream-eating tapir looked at me meaningfully: "Children, there are some things that are safer if you don't know." ”
It doesn't want to tell me.
Then I'll ask another question.
"It's also from the Classic of Mountains and Seas, right?"
The Dream Eater Tapir nodded indifferently.
"According to what you said, the records in the Book of Mountains and Seas are all divine beasts. So, why does this mythical beast believe in the Almighty God? Shouldn't you be on the same level as God? ”
Dream Eater Tapir looked constipated and waved his hand impatiently: "The system here is very complicated, I told you, you don't understand." ”
I made a look of sudden realization, looked the dream tapir up and down, and sighed twice: "I see, you are bragging at all!" You and the Monkey are just ordinary little demons, not even big monsters, and believing in the Almighty God is worshipping the mountain......"
The dream-eating tapir rolled its eyes, and its long nose was cocked, revealing its jagged, yellow teeth, ugly and horrified.
"Child, if you kill the child of the Almighty God, although you are only a baby ghost, you will also be targeted by him. I believe that it will not be long before he will come to you, and when the time comes, wouldn't it be better if you ask him face to face what his origin is? ”
The dream-eating tapir had a good look on the show, and "moo" screamed, as if mocking.
I ignore it and don't dwell on it.
What this guy doesn't want to say, there's no point in dwelling on it, it's better to ask a few more questions.
You might be able to find clues in its answers.
"The birdman and the human-faced rabbit took away the red cloth covered with the sculpture, is there anything special about that red cloth?"
"The son of the Almighty God slipped before term, it should be that the guy soaked the flesh and blood of the son of God in a white cloth, and fed it with the blood of nine newborn babies, and got the things that the baby ghosts were entrusted with, which can help the babies stay in the world.
It's the most yin and evil thing, but if it's used well, it's a big help.
It was a good thing that the two of them took the red cloth away, otherwise this thing would have caused a great disaster sooner or later if it was left here. ”
"Where's the candle?"
"What candle?"