I was woken up by Zhang Geng, and this guy was yelling in my ear.

"Ahhh Brother Zhao, wake up quickly! Bai Luoxin is crazy, crazy! Help me! ”

I opened my eyes and looked at Zhang Geng coldly.

Zhang Geng shrunk his neck, obviously a little scared, but when he heard Bai Luoxin's soft voice outside the door, he suddenly got into my quilt and shivered.

"I didn't hear it, I don't know, help!!"

I rubbed my temples and pulled him out of the cup: "What's the situation?" ”

Bai Luoxin outside the door was still talking, I listened carefully, what she said was: "Zhang Geng, don't hide, I promise that the dishes I made today will be fine, I tasted it myself, it was delicious." Come out and eat, skipping breakfast is not good for your health. ”

Bai Luoxin's voice was clear and gentle, his tone was gentle and warm, and the words he said were words of concern, why did he scare Zhang Geng into such a look?

Zhang Geng wanted to cry without tears, and said miserably: "Brother Zhao, don't you know, in the past two days that you have been asleep, this little girl is going to turn the sky upside down!"

She said she would learn to cook and cook it for you when you woke up. The result is either blowing up the kitchen or making a bunch of slimy, dark dishes.

I secretly fed what she made to stray cats, and guess what? The stray cat rolled its eyes, foamed at the mouth, and almost died, dead!

I said I wouldn't eat it, and she insisted on me. I really can't help it, if you don't wake up again, I'm going to become a vegetative person because of eating the poison she made!

Ahhh Brother Zhao, help me! ”

"You are a man, can she still force you to eat?"

Zhang Geng touched his head, sighed and said, "She has a deep affection for you, maybe she is the future sister-in-law......"

I rolled my eyes and looked at him coldly.

Zhang Geng broke out in a cold sweat and laughed dryly: "I mean, good men don't fight with women, as a world-famous gentleman, how can I be as knowledgeable as Xiao Nizi, ha, haha......"

I raised my hand and slapped him, seeing that he was aggrieved and didn't dare to get angry, and my mood suddenly became refreshed.

"No matter how unpalatable it is, it can be so unpalatable that it scares you. Don't have the audacity to face the human-faced rabbit at this time? ”

Zhang Geng waved his hand again and again: "Brother Zhao, don't bury me, I will really shy away from monsters in the future, especially male monsters!" ”

When it came to 'male monsters', Zhang Geng gritted his teeth, obviously not satisfied with the gender of the human-faced rabbit.

Of course, I know that this is just the appearance, as far as Zhang Geng, a hungry ghost in color, the first person in Yan Kong, if he sees a human-faced rabbit again, he will definitely pounce on it again, and he will be willingly sucked yang qi.

"How many days did I sleep?"

Zhang Geng was honest: "It's been three days!" Brother Zhao, your mana is boundless, mighty and domineering, extraordinary, and you even sleep longer than others......"

“……”

Zhang Geng, this guy, can really find any steep point, and praise the exit after infinite magnification, which can be regarded as a special ability.

I interrupted him: "How's the preparation going?" ”

Zhang Geng swore an oath, slapped his chest 'pop', and said with his head held high: "I'll do something, don't worry." Buggy, tent, sleeping bag, food and drink, jacket sneakers, insect repellent spray, medical kit and a series of sunburn medicine, I'm all ready, all ready! ”

Zhang Geng lowered his voice, leaned into my ear, and said shyly: "Brother Zhao, I also prepared a set for you, ultra-thin, orange-flavored......"

My brow furrowed.

"Don't like oranges? It's okay, there's a strawberry-flavored ......."

I really couldn't hold back, and reached out and slapped Zhang Geng.

Zhang Geng covered his face and said aggrievedly: "Brother Zhao, the condom is a necessary item for survival in the wild, it has good sealing, it can be used to hold water, it can also be used as a tourniquet, and it can also be used as a combustition, and it is a simple weapon to put stones in it......"

Zhang Geng's words, I just reacted, as if I vaguely heard that many professional households who survive in the wild will bring two.

Zhang Geng is rarely serious, but I think too much.

I cleared my throat: "I know. ”

"You know you're still beating me......" Zhang Geng's peach eyes were watery, and tears were about to fall out of her eyes the next moment.

His eyes are affectionate when he looks at the air, not to mention that when he looks at me with a mist, his scalp is numb when he looks at me, and he can't help but slap it down again, and his cheeks are instantly swollen.

He looked at me in disbelief, stunned, like a goose raised at home when he was a child.

I flicked my wrist and said seriously, "Sorry, my hands are itchy." ”

"......" Zhang Geng's tears fell for a while, and he was in pain, and he forced out a dog-legged smile.

Zhang Geng's trouble, I am also completely sober, I don't have time to think about those messes, it is important to set off quickly.

I opened the door, and Bai Luoxin was sitting on a chair, looking puffed out.

She wore a pair of slim-fitting jeans and a small camisole with thin suspenders that went around her collarbone, giving her a slender neck and shiny skin.

When she saw me coming out, she immediately stood up from the chair and waved her hand happily: "Zhao Rui, you're awake, hurry up and eat!" ”

I walked over to the dining table, looked at the table full of dishes, and choked up.

Tomato scrambled eggs, the eggs are soft and glutinous, the tomatoes are juicy, and they are brightly colored together, of course, if there is no bright yellow pineapple in them, it may look better;

Fried oranges with green peppers, each orange is the size of a palm, and even the skin is not peeled, lying crookedly with the green pepper, I can't tell whether the green pepper is cheating, or the orange is splitting the leg;

The most outrageous thing is the coriander fried celery, a piece of green oil, and the smell alone smells like stinky socks that haven't been washed for three months, which can be called a biochemical weapon.

No wonder Zhang Geng was so frightened that he hid in the quilt and didn't dare to come out, he didn't have a super strong heart, and it was not impossible to see these dishes and go straight over.

Bai Luoxin looked at me expectantly, and deliberately put the chopsticks in front of me.

I deliberately straightened my face and looked at Bai Luoxin: "Since you want to learn Taoism from me, you must practice drawing talismans more, and don't spend time on this kind of thing." ”

Bai Luoxin pursed her lips in frustration, and quickly cheered up again, she ran to the coffee table, took out a stack of white paper and handed it to me.

"I've learned the Baby Charm in the past few days!"

I took the blank paper, and saw that although the Zhenying Spirit Talisman was crookedly drawn, at least there was no breakage, and it was painted in one stroke, but it was barely usable.

I glanced at Bai Luoxin, and saw that her tender white palms were red and green, with blister red marks from practicing drawing talismans, as well as festering wounds from oil burning when learning to cook, and some small knife wounds.