I swallowed the words that persuaded her to give up learning to draw talismans, picked up the chopsticks on the table, and took a bite of the tomato scrambled eggs and the eggs in the pineapple, and the strange taste bloomed in my mouth, sweet and sour, salty, reminding me of the smell of stinky gutters.

"Is it delicious?" Bai Luoxin's two apricot eyes were shining.

I held my breath and swallowed the egg, saying in a hoarse voice, "There's still room for improvement." ”

High emotional intelligence: There is still room for improvement.

Low EQ: Unpalatable.

Zhang Geng stood behind me, his eyebrows and eyes wrinkled together, he gave me a thumbs up with Bai Luoxin behind his back, and muttered: "...... I still have to learn from Brother Zhao, test the poison by yourself, and be fearless......"

On the surface, it seems to be praising me, but how can I hear the yin and yang weirdness?

I turned my head and looked at him fixedly, Zhang Geng immediately restrained his expression, looked up at the sky, and pretended not to know.

Zhang Geng, this guy didn't go to the house for three days, and he still dared to confront me?

Fortunately, I have a lot of good things to eat, and I always think about him.

I looked at Zhang Geng with a smile: "Zhang Geng, Bai Luoxin has made a dish that is not easy to make, come and eat." ”

Zhang Geng walked to the dining table with a chirp, walked one step and shook three times, obviously not wanting to come over.

I walked over, grabbed him by the collar, dragged him to the dining table, pressed him to the chair, and shoved the chopsticks into his hand with a 'gentle' smile.

"Zhang Geng, you have to prepare so many things these days, it's hard work, eat quickly."

"I, I'm not hungry yet......" Zhang Geng's cold sweat was about to break out, and his eyes were full of begging.

I pretended not to understand what he meant, sat down on the chair by myself, and greeted Bai Luoxin: "You have worked hard to cook." ”

Bai Luoxin's eyes are bright, like colorful glass balls when he was a child, crystal clear and extraordinarily good-looking.

She happily picked up the chopsticks, took a chopstick green pepper, and rattled her food, and her happy eyes narrowed.

This is...... What does it mean to be delicious?

I also took a chopstick green pepper, and it turned out to be ...... Don't talk about it.

Zhang Geng and I glanced at each other, and finally figured out that this little girl's taste may be different from ordinary people, and she really thinks that the food she cooks is delicious.

Zhang Geng took two bites, and then poured water wildly.

I took two bites, but my head felt cold, and I didn't know if it tasted too strange, causing my brain to be unconscious.

In short, the first meal I had when I woke up was indescribable.

What makes me feel even more indescribable is that the off-road vehicle that Zhang Geng bought is actually a tattered second-hand car!

The army green camouflage body, the bumper is crooked, the lights are dazzling, the other is weak, and the accelerator is down, "creaking" non-stop, what a classic car that will fall apart at any time!

Zhang Geng smiled at me with a flattering face, pinched my shoulders with both hands, and poured out a basket of good words.

"Brother Zhao, look at the car I bought, mighty and domineering, with a loud voice, it is said that there have been three car accidents before, and it has fallen into the water and drowned, and the result is still fine, which means that this car has its own natural appearance, and there will be a blessing after the catastrophe, which is suitable as your car, galloping in the desert!"

I gave him a cool look: "How much?" ”

Zhang Geng stretched out two fingers: "Twenty thousand." ”

Okay, I said I was going to buy an off-road vehicle for 200,000 yuan, and finally I bought a broken car for 20,000 yuan, and I don't know how many hands have changed.

I grabbed Zhang Geng's wrist and said coldly: "To be honest, why did you buy this car?" ”

Zhang Geng laughed dryly, and looked at him left and right: "Brother Zhao, I put all the things we want to bring in the car, or you can take a look first......"

I used some strength, and Zhang Geng grinned in pain.

"Brother Zhao, tap, tap, it hurts, it hurts!"

In the end, Zhang Geng couldn't resist my coercion, and said the cause and effect dejectedly.

This guy was actually defrauded by the Internet!

Of course, in his words, it is to help the runaway girl to move towards a better life.

I looked at the accounts of a group of girls selling tea, mushrooms, and rice in the chat log, and fell silent.

There's even a paper money seller inside!

I laughed angrily and asked, "It's easy to say anything else, what are you going to do with this paper money?" ”

Zhang Geng immediately changed his face, full of compassion, and those who didn't know thought he was a bodhisattva who saved suffering.

"Brother Zhao, don't you know, this paper money seller is not ordinary, she is a corpse chaser in Xiangxi, and she scatters paper money all the way, because it is a common item, so she bought a truckload of paper money. As a result, the general environment is not good now, the top is strict, the paper money is not used, and it is almost smashed in her hands, I think she is so pitiful......"

I glanced at the other party's WeChat profile picture, it was a big beauty wearing a small vest and shorts, with a bumpy figure.

Whether it's to see people pitiful or beautiful, you can know it with your heels.

I asked him a few more questions, about how the corpse chaser drove the corpse, whether the bell was needed, what form of the talisman was and so on, Zhang Geng didn't know what to do, and blurted out: "90.60.90"

I didn't understand what he meant.

He bumped me on the shoulder and laughed, "The best measurements!" Don't worry, I've had a video with her, it's absolutely true! ”

“……”

This guy is hopeless, if the human-faced rabbit has a mobile phone, I want to call it now and let it kill Zhang Geng, it's a hundred.

Zhang Geng shrunk his neck, and when he saw that I didn't scold him, he immediately came to his senses: "Brother Zhao, this corpse chaser is eighteen years old, if you are interested, I can give her to you, don't worry, I won't tell Bai Luoxin!" ”

Zhang Geng squeezed his eyebrows and teased his eyes, with an expression of "I understand, I understand".

"Don't tell me anything?"

Bai Luoxin's voice came, Zhang Geng snorted, jumped up in fright, and then turned around and said angrily: "Why are you walking silently?" ”

Bai Luoxin raised his eyebrows: "Obviously, you guys are too involved in chatting, and I've been standing here for a while." I've heard you say that you're a corpse chaser! Zhao Rui, will you still drive out corpses? Can you teach me? ”

Bai Luoxin's two eyes looked at me brightly, full of curiosity.

I just feel that the originally cool brain aches faintly, and none of these two are worry-free.

I simply ignored Bai Luoxin's words, and only said to Zhang Geng: "Take me to see the paper money you bought." ”

Zhang Geng took me to a room, and at a glance, half of the room was full of wooden boxes, and as soon as the box was opened, I saw dense white paper money, and a few boxes were yellow.

I picked up a piece of paper money and looked at it, it was round, with a square hole in the middle, and when I looked out through the hole, I saw a strange reflection on the tall building in the distance.