Chapter 167: I'm here to join, not to destroy

Not only Liu Bang's hands were trembling, but so many emperors in the Western Han and Eastern Han Dynasty were about to drop their jaws in shock.

It's so scary, okay.

Their ancestors were women dressed as men?

Still entangled with Xiao He and Zhang Liang?

Think about the portrait of Liu Bang enshrined, the old face on the portrait, I really don't dare to think about it.

And at this time, the first emperor was psychologically balanced.

Don't those descendants just want to raise him as his elders, then raising him is better than Liu Bang's sex.

Tang dynasty

Li Shimin came to his senses for a long time.

He looked at Empress Changsun: "Guanyin, what was the fairy talking about just now?" Liu Bang is a woman? ”

Empress Eldest Sun nodded very firmly: "Well, that's what the fairy said. ”

Li Shimin was stunned for a while, and then laughed.

"It's really interesting, the second creations of these descendants are really interesting."

Ming dynasty

Zhu Yuanzhang's teeth didn't hurt at all.

He shouted: "Come on, give me a table of food, I want to eat a big meal." ”

He was very happy in his heart, thinking about watching the excitement while eating.

Today's Zhu Yuanzhang is really about to become a fun person.

In addition to these emperors, the people of all time and space also laughed happily.

Some slapped the table and laughed, and some choked on water.

In the interstellar era, where have the new star people seen this, one by one, they were first stunned, and then they seemed to see a new continent, and they were ecstatic.

Many people who are engaged in literature have been inspired.

Yes, the second creation, the third creation, it's really good, they can first watch the previous live video recorded by the sky, learn about some of the deeds of the ancients, and then carry out the second creation or even the third creation on the basis of this, how many good-looking works will come out at that time.

Sanssouci doesn't know what it's like on planes.

She only cares about the live broadcast, but no matter what others think, she has a lot of momentum to kill and bury it.

"The female Liu Bang and Xiao He and Zhang Liang are entangled. We also know that Liu Bang and Xiao He are fellow villagers, the two of them were friends before he got into trouble, and the friendship between the two is still very deep, and Zhang Liang, this is a saint, outstanding in strategy, and even more outstanding in appearance, he is a rare beautiful man. ”

"Liu Bang is definitely reluctant to lose any of them."

"And Xiao He and Zhang Liang also understood their respective thoughts, and they knew that Liu Bang was reluctant to them, so the two of them secretly fought fiercely, wanting to separate themselves."

"The strength of the two people is equal, and if they fight like this, they will inevitably be hurt, Liu Bang can't feel distressed when he sees them fighting so fiercely."

So he called the two men to his side, and sat there weeping silently, crying a pear blossom with rain...... While crying, I know your thoughts, I ...... I also like the two of you, my feelings for the two of you are comparable, I can't tell the highs and lows, if I have to choose, I really can't do it, if I choose Zhang Liang, then what should Xiao do? How can I hurt him? If I choose Xiao He, what should Zhang Liang do? He was already in poor health, if he ...... again I've been at peace for the rest of my life. ”

Zhang Liang and Xiao He were in a hurry, why didn't they feel sorry for Liu Bang. The two of them spoke almost at the same time, and if you choose one, we can guarantee that the other will quit without complaint. ”

"Liu Bang cried even harder, he really couldn't give up anyone."

"Can't we just stay together? Can't the three of us be together? Since it is difficult to give up, why can't we break the cage of the world and live together with three people, in this case, we will not be sad. ”

"Really? Xiao He thought for a while and asked Liu Bang. ”

Liu Bang nodded, and the two of them looked at Zhang Liang together, Zhang Liang looked at Liu Bang's crying red eyes, and his heart was about to be pinched, he said, if you all have no opinion, I also agree. So, the six hands of the three of them were clasped together so tightly. ”

"After the three of them were together, they spent a very sweet time, but the change was so sudden, Mrs. Lu proposed marriage for Lu Pheasant, and the Liu family agreed, and Liu Bang wanted to marry Lu Pheasant......"

Speaking of this, Liu Bang's goosebumps have already fallen to the ground.

He shook his body: "Is this talking about Naion?" Naion and those two guys...... Thinking about Xiao He's face, and then thinking about Zhang Liang's scheming appearance, Liu Bang felt a chill, it was unreasonable. ”

Even more disgusting than him is Lu Pheasant.

If Wuwu only said Liu Bang and three people, Lu Pheasant would be happy in her heart, and she would be happy to watch it for a while.

But Carefree also mentioned her.

She couldn't be disgusted.

Glancing at Liu Bang, Lu Pheasant snorted coldly.

Liu Bang also snorted coldly: "What do you look like." ”

Lu Pheasant turned his face: "I advise you to be more restrained, if it weren't for your taboo men and women, future generations would not be arranged like this." ”

"Nonsense." Liu Bang and Lu Pheasant quarreled: "What does the future generation have to do with the random arrangement and raising male pets?" ”

Liu Che: ......

Liu Che had already covered his face, and now he had a feeling that he didn't want to see anyone.

Your own ancestors......

He couldn't imagine what it was like for the old ancestor to cry with such a face, and he said such things that made people feel disgusting when they heard it.

It's really hard to figure out how to make it up for future generations.

And Li Shimin and Zhu Yuanzhang had already laughed at this time.

On the canopy, the First Emperor, who was sitting next to Carefree, was smiling all the time, looking quite calm and emotionally stable.

But his heart is quite useful.

He wants to talk to Wuwu, let Wuwu talk more about Liu Bang's second creation, and it is best to have more such emotional entanglements.

The First Emperor saw that he picked up the water cup and drank the water, and he could not sit dry.

He's got to give it a show.

He asked: "I remember that Lu Pheasant is a woman, since Liu Bang is a woman dressed as a man, how can he marry Lu Pheasant?" ”

Pei Qingxu also hurriedly asked: "Yes, what Your Majesty asked is exactly what I thought, what's going on?" ”

Under the canopy, many people have question marks on their faces.

Worry-free drank the water and said slowly: "This is exactly what I will talk about later, Lu Pheasant in the second creation is a man, for some special reason, he has been wearing women's clothes since he was a child, and others think he is a woman, and by chance, he found out that Liu Bang is a woman dressed as a man, and after he went back, he told Mrs. Lu about it, and then Mrs. Lu asked for a matchmaker to ask for a marriage. ”

This time, Liu Che really couldn't sit still.

"This, this, this ......"

He said a few of these words, but he couldn't say anything.

Lv Pheasant: ......

It's a little disgusting, but it doesn't seem like a bad idea to write her as a man.

Wu Wu continued: "Liu Bang wants to marry Lu Pheasant, Zhang Liang and Xiao He will definitely not do it, the two of them made a fuss, in order to destroy this family business, they went to find Lu Pheasant, and Lu Pheasant told Lu Bang about Liu Bang's gender, and asked Lu Pheasant to find a way to withdraw from the family, but Lu Pheasant insisted on getting married, she and Xiao He and Zhang Liang said, I love him, and I also know that you are deeply affectionate, I will not interfere in the affairs between you, I am here to join you, not to destroy your feelings." ”

Lu Pheasant felt a little like throwing up when he heard this.

Li Shimin has already vomited.

The First Emperor: ......

The First Emperor poured several mouthfuls of water to suppress the disgusting smell.