Chapter 168: Another day of Liu Che's anger
Worry-free laughed for a while when he said this.
Liu Bang looked at the cheerful and carefree smile, and he really dared to be angry.
After worry-free finished talking about the female version of Liu Bang and his three men, he paused and said, "Who are we going to talk about next?" ”
Pei Qingxu immediately said: "Isn't it time for Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty?" ”
He is still not very proficient in the history of the Han Dynasty, he knows that Han Gaozu and Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty, and other emperors really can't remember too much.
The First Emperor nodded: "It's time to talk about Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty." ”
The First Emperor was even less clear about the emperors of the Han Dynasty.
However, he wanted to see Han Wu's jokes.
Liu Che almost jumped up: "The surname wins, I haven't offended you." ”
Wuwu smiled: "Well, well, although there are several emperors between Liu Bang and Emperor Liu Che of the Han Dynasty, Liu Che's father and his grandfather are also very interesting, but these two are not loved by the two creators, and it is Liu Che who is favored, so let's talk about Liu Che." ”
"There are a lot of things about Liu Che's second creation, we told a Han martial arts story earlier, so I won't talk about it today, let's talk about a very interesting setting, that is, soul transformation."
"As we all know, Liu Che is a famous scumbag in history, he is the emperor, he has a long life, but the concubine is also a real fee, it seems that Liu Che's women have no good end, the deposed Empress Chen, the hanged Empress Wei, the early death of Mrs. Li, and the Mrs. Gou Ge who was killed by him...... Looking at it this way, Liu Che is really a 100% additive-free scumbag. ”
Liu Che was as angry as a puffer fish when he heard this.
Wuwu also knew that Liu Che must be very angry, but who cares about him, he still has to talk about it: "So, some authors give Liu Che a soul transformation, let him become a woman, and taste what it feels like to be a woman, it is very famous that Liu Che and Queen Chen are exchanged, that is to say, one day Liu Che's soul entered Queen Chen's body and became a woman, and Queen Chen's soul entered Liu Che's body......"
Chen Ajiao, who lived in the Changmen Palace, couldn't help but laugh when she heard this.
She has long since lost her husband and wife love for Liu Che, and said with a smile while listening: "If this is the case, I will abolish him first, I also have the blood of the Liu family, why can't I sit in this country." ”
"When Liu Che woke up and found that he had become Empress Chen, he immediately panicked, and after the panic passed, he had to pretend to be Empress Chen to ask someone to ask where he was now and what he was doing."
"After making sure that he was okay and could go to court normally, Liu Che rushed to Weiyang Palace, where he saw Queen Chen's version of Liu Che, the two of them connected like this, and made things clear, it turned out to be a soul transformation, Liu Che pulled Queen Chen to change it, Queen Chen fought with him for this, and he fainted with excitement for a while."
"When he woke up, he was told by the doctor that he was pregnant."
"Liu Che is ......"
"This kind of thing came too suddenly, he really couldn't accept it, he was a big man who was pregnant, and if he couldn't change it, he was likely to face the dilemma of having a child."
"And Chen Ajiao, who originally wanted to be abolished, had to suppress the idea of being abolished after learning that Liu Che was pregnant, and hurriedly came to visit him."
"At the same time, Chen Ajiao brought the edict written by Liu Che and confronted Liu Che face to face, Liu Che was stimulated again, he quarreled with Chen Ajiao in a fit of anger, and was locked up in confinement......"
"Then Liu Che felt what it means to watch people put down dishes in the harem, and what it means to hold high and step low, in order not to be abolished, he had to put down his body and coax Chen Ajiao ......"
"Of course, in addition to the soul transformation, there is another time and space where Liu Che becomes Chen Ajiao and talks about a sweet love with himself, in short, no matter which version it is, our Queen Chen seems to have been harmed a lot, so many netizens are very sympathetic to Queen Chen, how can this be abolished in history, and the evening scene is bleak, and the second and third creations have to have nothing to do with this scumbag?"
Wu Wu said here with a long sigh: "Poor Empress Chen. ”
Liu Che jumped up angrily.
"Poor fart, Chen Ajiao doesn't know how good she is in Changmen Palace, she wants to eat and drink now, she also calls musicians to listen to music and dance from time to time, and also raises a number of strong guards......"
Liu Che also couldn't understand what Chen Ajiao was thinking, she was crying every day after being abolished, and people were a lot haggard, but suddenly, she wanted to open it, stopped crying, and began to live a good life, eating and drinking every day, and looking for fun.
"I am the poor one, what is this book written by future generations, how can I become a woman?"
Liu Che scolded for a long time, and he was so angry that he didn't even want to drink wine.
After Liu Che finished speaking, he picked up the dried fruits on the table and ate them.
She also intimately grabbed a handful of each of the First Emperor and Pei Qingxu: "Taste it." ”
The First Emperor looked at the same dried fruit, as if he had never seen it, and he didn't know what it tasted like.
He first tasted a little spiced peanut kernels, and after eating them, his eyes lit up, and then he ate walnut kernels, almonds, and pistachios, all of which were so delicious that he wanted to keep eating them.
Especially the walnut kernels, this one is not raw, but fried, and it is wrapped in a layer of icing sugar, which is sweet and fragrant to eat, and it is the most loved by the first emperor.
Seeing that he liked to eat, he pushed the plate with walnuts in front of him.
After eating a little dried fruit, he clapped his hands without worry: "Speaking of the second creation, the most created by the second creation is the Three Kingdoms, who is called the Three Kingdoms There are many characters, and everyone is so brilliant." Next, let's talk about the second creation of the Three Kingdoms. ”
People in the Three Kingdoms, such as Cao Cao, Liu Bei, Sun Quan, etc., were all shocked, and they quickly sat up straight, and the whole person was nervous.
Listen to the second creation of those historical figures mentioned earlier, and they have a sense of foreboding.
"About the second creation of the Three Kingdoms, it is very famous that there is a story in Yu Shimingyan written by Feng Menglong in the Ming Dynasty, the name of this story is called the Prison of Sima Maung, the Troubled Yin Division."
As soon as Zhu Yuanzhang heard that there was something about him here, he suddenly became energetic, stopped eating, and called someone over and asked, "Do you know this Feng Menglong?" ”
The people around him said they didn't know.
Zhu Biao said: "Xu is a genius in decades or a hundred years. ”
Zhu Yuanzhang was very sorry: "It's a pity, I can't see him, if I can see him, I will let him create the Qin Emperor Han Wu and the Tang Dynasty and Song Zuquan again." ”
Zhu Biao: ......
I don't know what to say.
"Who is Feng Menglong?"
Pei Qingxu asked.
Carefree smiled: "This is amazing, I think he is a tentacle monster, and I don't know where he got the inspiration, why he can write so many whimsical stories." ”
"Well, Feng Menglong is a native of the Ming Dynasty, he wrote a lot of books in his life, the most famous is the three words, the Yu Shi Mingyan I said before is in these three words, there are many interesting stories in these three words, if you have time, you can read it."
Pei Qingxu aroused his curiosity: "I'll go back and buy it." ”
The First Emperor asked, "Where can I buy it, I also want to buy some and take it back." ”
(End of chapter)