Chapter 330: Zhang Cang's ass
Speaking these three words, the smile on Sanssouc's face couldn't be stopped.
Under the canopy, many people also laughed.
Liu Che even slapped the table and laughed: "King Qin is around the pillar, good, interesting, too interesting." ”
And the face of the First Emperor also changed slightly.
He has been to modern times and has read a lot of history books, so he naturally knows what King Qin means by winding the pillar.
King Qin's encirclement of the pillar has almost become a black history that he can't erase, and now he has no worries to tell it in front of hundreds of millions of people in so many time and space, even if the first emperor is emotionally stable, he is a little bit about to break the defense.
Fusu, who was sitting on the side, bowed his head and tried to hide his smile.
The six-person group who sat with Sanssouci made no secret of the smiles on their faces.
Su Shi also praised Wu Wu: "The fairy is right, when it comes to Xia Wuhe and the First Emperor, people can't help but think of these three words." ”
The First Emperor's face was even worse.
Worry-free didn't seem to be exciting enough, she turned on the computer and found an animated short film made by modern people, this short film is about King Qin's winding pillars.
I saw the Q version of the first emperor revolving around the pillar, and Jing Ke holding a dagger to kill him at the back, the characters made in the cartoon are very cute and look particularly interesting.
When it was played, many people burst out laughing.
Worry-free smiled: "Because of this allusion, there are also some games that have borrowed it to make King Qin's Pillar Twist into a skill." ”
She said as she put some screen recordings of the game on the side.
"Looks like a lot of fun."
Zhao Yun smiled while watching and asked worry-free: "What kind of game is this, can you teach me to play?" ”
"Okay." Worry-free promised: "Tomorrow, tomorrow I will teach you, and we will form a group after learning." ”
After chatting for a few sentences, worry-free began to explain: "What is the matter with the three words mentioned earlier, this is related to a historical event, that is, Jing Ke's assassination of Qin, let's talk about the story of Jing Ke's assassination of Qin later, just say Xia Wuhe, he is the first emperor's doctor, he was in the palace at the time, seeing that Jing Ke was going to be unfavorable to the first emperor, Xia Wuhe raised the medicine bag and smashed it at Jing Ke, which bought the first emperor precious time, and then the first emperor said to others that he loved me, so he used the medicine sachet to throw Jing Ke ......"
"About the history of Xia Wuhe, only a few short sentences were recorded, and he did not know where to go after King Qin, but when Sima Qian compiled the historical records during the period of Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty, he also interviewed Xia Wuhe...... Of course, there are some legends here, but Xia Wuji's age is really quite old. ”
Xia Wuhe was also looking at the sky at this time.
He was also very happy to hear that he would live to be more than a hundred years old.
While hurriedly walking towards the hall, Xia Wuhe was still trying to listen to the live broadcast.
"There is also a particularly long-lived figure in the same era as Xia Wuhe, this person has also been a prime minister, he is Zhang Cang."
Under the canopy
When the First Emperor heard this, he immediately said, "Spread the ...... of Zhang Cang"
And Liu Bang also said loudly: "Zhang Cang? But my Zhang Cang? ”
"There are still a lot of records in the history books about Zhang Cang, but there is really no record of when he was born, but many people infer that he lived to be one hundred and four years old, this is just an inference, how old he lived, I really don't know, but he must have lived a lot of years, and he should be more than a hundred years old."
"Speaking of Zhang Cang, I have to mention the nine chapters of arithmetic."
The nine-chapter arithmetic was compiled by Zhang Cang, which is an ancient mathematical monograph in China, and is the most important one of the ten books of arithmetic, systematically summarizing the mathematical achievements of the Warring States, Qin, and Han dynasties. The nine chapters of arithmetic were the first to raise the problem of fractions, and also recorded the problem of surplus and deficiency, and the chapter on equations also expounded the rules of operation of negative numbers and addition, subtraction, multiplication and division for the first time in the history of world mathematics......"
"In addition to Zhang Cang, who has presided over the compilation of nine chapters of arithmetic, he has also read a lot of books, proficient in music and calendar, many people in the Western Han Dynasty learned music and calendar are under Zhang Cang, it can be said that this is a very talented person."
"Zhang Cang is a native of Yangwu County, in the Qin Dynasty he served as the imperial history, in charge of various documents and archives in the palace, and later fled home because of a crime, and when Liu Bang attacked Yangwu, he took refuge in Liu Bang and followed Liu Bang to fight the world."
"Zhang Cang lived from the time of Qin Shi Huang to the period of Emperor Jing of the Han Dynasty, and he was really able to live."
"However, when people mention Zhang Cang, the first thing that comes to mind is not the nine-chapter arithmetic, nor the rhythm and calendar, of course, not his longevity, the first thing that comes to mind is that his ass is good."
When the word worry-free came out, Xun Yu, who was thirsty and was quietly drinking saliva, squirted out the water regardless of his image.
Subsequently, he coughed several times, and his coughing face turned red, making his whole person even more beautiful.
Zhou Yu also clenched his fists to cover his mouth and coughed a few times.
Zhao Yun raised his eyes and looked around, a little reluctant to look at the camera.
Li Bai, Du Fu and Su Shi formed a small gang, pretending to chat, as if they hadn't heard the word worry-free.
And those people under the canopy, as long as they have read books and history, some laughed, and some clapped their hands and said: "The fairy really loves to laugh too much." ”
Only the Qin Dynasty and the people who had not read the history books looked around at a loss, a little unclear.
was being summoned, and Zhang Cang, who was walking towards the main hall, was stunned.
What's going on?
Does his ass grow?
How did he not know that his ass was good?
Also, how did the fact that his ass was good-looking known to people more than 2,000 years later? Who said it?
The First Emperor frowned even more.
What's going on?
Zhang Cang's talent will be judged by his appearance?
Oh, it's not about how you look, it's about your ass.
Could it be that this incident is specifically recorded in the history books?
The people gathered around and whispered: "This Zhang Cang...... Who got his ass out there? Could it be that the wives and concubines of the family told the outside world? ”
"What's going on?"
"Hurry up, fairy."
"It's a desperate person."
And worry-free or unhurried.
She looked at Xun Yu and asked with a smile, "How does Ling Jun feel?" Did you choke on it? ”
Xun Yu waved his hand: "It's okay, it's okay." ”
Wu Wu then looked at the camera again: "Many of us in modern times want to know what Zhang Cang's ass looks like, alas, it's a pity that Zhang Cang was not invited this time, if he comes, he may be able to take a look." ”
Belch?
Zhang Cang stopped.
He was a little embarrassed.
He actually really wanted to go to the fairy mountain to meet the fairy.
Looking at what Zhao Yun and Zhou Yu can go, he is envious in his heart.
But now, he doesn't know if he wants to go in the future.
If you don't go, it's really a pity, how many novel objects on the fairy mountain he really wants to see.
But if you go......
Zhang Cang began to make up for his brain, and after he arrived, he would be watched by many immortals, and everyone pressed his pants to visit his ass......
When he thought of this kind of picture, his hairs stood on end, and he was really shivering.
Whether or not to go is a difficult question.
"It is said that Zhang Cang once committed a crime, according to the reason that he should be beheaded, at the time of the ambush, Zhang Cang took off his clothes, just by Wang Ling to see, Wang Ling saw Zhang Cang good, tall, fair skin, especially his buttocks are very good, white and big, the shape is the same as a gourd...... Wang Ling couldn't bear to see him die, so he pleaded with Liu Bang, and Liu Bang forgave him. ”
"Alas, when others commit a crime, they will be committed, and Zhang Cang saved his life because of his ass, which is really the only case in the history of more than 2,000 years, so it will be remembered so clearly."