"Boom! Madden! The Marine Police no longer catch Wang Ba on the shore, they want to fight pirates on the water! ”

"Reliable information, the 12th Marine Police Fleet has taken collective action to fight the pirates to the death!"

"The Marine Police exhaled and raised their eyebrows, and they didn't share the sky with the pirates!"

The front pages of the newspapers were full of headlines about the Royal Hong Kong Police Marine Police Headquarters, united as one, bravely issued a military order, and swore to fight pirates to the death.

"Who are you fooling and fighting pirates? I've hit it a few times! ”

"yes, shouldn't it be thunder and rain again?"

In the bubble tea shop, several customers read the newspaper and talked about it.

"These pirates have done all the bad things, they have been rampant at sea for many years, robbing cargo ships, merchant ships, and cruise ships, which is hateful, but unfortunately, no one can punish them."

"There's no way, who makes the pirates strong, and then look at those marine policemen who are all rookies, how can they fight?"

"The Marine Police only know how to make money! Fight pirates? Hehe, wait and see the show! ”

Customers scoffed at the police's fight against pirates.

The owner of the milk tea shop served the milk tea and said: "I can't say that, I heard that there is a new strongman in the marine police department, not only one person commands two fleets, but also reaches an agreement with the other ten fleets, everyone advances and retreats together, I don't know if this time is true!" ”

"What a fart!" A customer took a sip of milk tea and said, "Pirates say they can fight?" I don't look at my surroundings either. ”

"That's right, the pirates colluded with the people on the shore-—— and those marine policemen were either blind or embarrassed!"

"Be careful what you say, beware of being caught!"

"Shall I tell the truth, and arrest me?"

The owner of the bubble tea shop smiled: "Okay, let's drink tea first, don't talk about state affairs!" ”

The people were silent and no longer talked.

Suddenly—

"Watch TV!"

Someone pointed to the TV and said.

On TV, Li's TV station was interviewing Charles, the chief inspector of the Marine Police Department.

"What do you think of this military order?"

"For me, it's a spur and an encouragement! That's right, God, as the Chief Inspector, I have almost forgotten my duty for such a long time, which is to fight piracy, eradicate violence, and restore a bright and sunny day to the people of Hong Kong! ”

"It is said that this military order has been commended by the superiors, is it true?"

"Yes, it does. But here I want to reiterate one point, I am not a hero, because I did not draft this military order, the real hero is a sheriff named Du Yongxiao! ”

"Du Yongxiao? The name sounds somewhat familiar. ”

"Of course, he is a young hero, he used to be a detective in Kowloon, and he has only been transferred to our Marine Police Department in recent months."

Charles said this, facing the camera with deep affection: "His arrival has injected fresh blood into our backwater water police department, making us understand that we are still alive and what our ultimate goal is-——"

"That's right, it's pirates!" Charles said excitedly, "Pirates are not destroyed, how can they be home?" These are the words that Dear Du said to me, and I was deeply touched by him at that moment! ”

Immediately afterwards, Charles made a heroic portrayal of Du Yongxiao.

Next to the TV, everyone listened with relish, and couldn't help but think of a hot young image in their minds.

"This Du Yongxiao looks so sharp!"

"Yes, it's not easy to bring the enthusiasm of the marine police!"

"It turns out that there are still heroes around us!"

People sighed and sighed.

Finally, Charles said on TV in a poetic tone: "He came from Kowloon, came to this water, and boiled our swamp with his blood!" Du Yongxiao, you are our hero! ”

Charles stares at the camera and smiles mysteriously.

End the interview.

The emotions of the crowd in front of the TV were high, and they couldn't calm down for a long time.

……

Close to the corner secluded-——

"Looks like it's real this time!" A middle-aged man with black-rimmed glasses and a burly appearance said.

"The government will engage in propaganda and praise this person named Du Yongxiao, and he doesn't know how to engage in ghosts." A shrewd middle-aged man wearing gold-rimmed glasses said.

"You don't have to think about the worst." The man said, "Occasionally, you have to think about some good things. ”

"Forget it, I, as a prisoner of labor reform, came to Hong Kong from the mainland, trekked all the way, and almost lost my life, in my perception everything is right to think about the worst!" A shrewd man.

"That's why you like to write science fiction so much?" The man smiled, "I've seen your Wesley, but I can't stand it, and the logic doesn't make sense." For example, when you wrote "The Oven of the Earth", Wesley encountered a white bear in Antarctica, and many readers reported that there seemed to be no white bears in Antarctica, only penguins. ”

"The pen is in my hand, how do I want to write about them? The big deal is to tell them that it was the last white bear in Antarctica, and it happened to be killed by Wesley, so now there are only penguins in Antarctica. ”

"Haha, you're a literary scoundrel!"

"I'm a scoundrel, didn't I force me?" The shrewd man picked up the egg tart and took a bite, "Originally, I wrote martial arts well, but you also wrote martial arts, so that we people can't write, no matter how hard we try, we can't surpass you!" You are a god directly in "Shooting the Condor", can I still be a beggar? can only survive in the field of science fiction! ”

"Okay, you made me look guilty like this-—— get down to business, what do you think of Du Yongxiao's fight against pirates this time?"

"What else can you see? As I said just now, this time it's another gimmick packaged by the government, this surnamed Du will soon disappear -——to fight pirates? I think it's pretty much the same as jerking off! Young people are strong in blood and angry, and they have to go to the fire well! ”

"You, you, you're vulgar!"

"I'm coarse, but vulgar is not necessarily."

The thick man shook his head, he didn't like to talk nonsense, and every time he spoke, he couldn't talk about the guy opposite.

"But I believe it's true this time." The thick man picked up the napkin and wiped the milk tea on the table, "If you don't do anything to make such a big move, won't you get off the stage?" As for that Du Yongxiao-——"

The dun man pondered: "But it suddenly gave me inspiration-—— I am now writing "The Legend of Deer and Ding" about Wei Xiaobao being sent by Kangxi to fight pirates, and then first arrived on Shenlong Island...... Do you think the surname Du is like? ”

"Like a beggar? Wei Xiaobao? Like a ghost! You say that I Wei Xiaobao has six or seven wives, and this Du Yongxiao heard that even half of his girlfriend is not! "There is even a suspicion that he likes that mouthful-——"

"Which bite?"

"It's garlic again! Of course it's that fetish! ”

"Won't it?" The thick man was stunned, "Didn't Inspector Charles just say it, Sheriff Du swore that pirates would not be destroyed, how could they be home?" I believe he is a good man, and he disregards his children's personal feelings in order to fight pirates! ”

"Haha shout! I laughed three times! The shrewd man sneered: "If his surname Du can really exterminate the pirates, I am willing to sell myself into slavery!" ”

(End of chapter)