"Legislature to fight pirates?"

The Twelfth Emperor Uncle Broken Tooth had just finished lunch at home, and at the moment he was sitting on the Taishi chair, listening to Cantonese opera while picking his teeth. There was a newspaper in front of him, but it was the headline on the front page of today's "Sing Tao Daily" -—— "The Rise of the Heroes of the Marine Police".

The eldest wife Chunni is holding a mint cigarette and is watching "Southern Screen", and the cover is the poster of Jiang David winning the Asia-Pacific Best Actor.

The little wife Chunlan was snorting melon seeds, also reading magazines, but it was a clothing magazine, and she was attracted by the dress above.

The henchman's subordinates mourn Biao, mourning Bo and mourning dog are guarding the door, and Cun Bang is standing behind Broken Tooth, his eyes flicker over Broken Tooth and Chunni from time to time, and Chunlan and the two secretly communicate.

"Is it that easy to fight pirates? However, this Du Yongxiao is sharp, and he actually united the twelve fleets, and his strength should not be underestimated. Broken teeth spit out the minced flesh between his teeth, and turned his head to look at Cun Bao, "What do you think?" ”

Cun Bang was stunned: "Uh, you ask me?" ”

Broken Teeth frowned: "Of course, I don't ask you to ask the side?" ”

"Ah, this -——"

Broken Tooth sneered: "If you let you use your brain more, you won't listen, you always think that a big fist is very powerful!" ”

"Yes, old man, I was wrong!" Cun Bang hurriedly bowed his head and admitted his mistake.

Broken Tooth snorted coldly, "Turning Jianglong is dead, there are still many outstanding talents around me - Fu Biao They are very good, don't think that you are very good at fighting, I will spoil you!" If you don't work hard, you'll still be brushed off! ”

"Yes, old top!" The inch burst head is pressed even lower.

The three of them heard clearly, exchanged glances, and looked proud.

Broken Tooth was very satisfied with the attitude of Inch Burst, and felt that Inch Burst's unruly character had to be pressed, otherwise he would step on his head sooner or later, no matter how big or small.

"But then again, old top! This time, Du Yongxiao's preparations to fight pirates are still very sufficient, and he wants money and money, and he wants people, so he can't do it...... You can win! Inch burst out of the table said.

"Win the war?" Broken Tooth smiled, laughed contemptuously, got up from the Taishi chair, walked to the table, took an apple and took a bite, "Inch burst, you are still too young, haven't you heard that you die before leaving the master?" ”

"I'm sorry, Lao Ding, I'm a shallow learner-—— I've only heard that double milk and intestines are better than thousands of troops!"

Broken Tooth said disdainfully: "That's all you have!" ”

"Yes, old top!" Inch burst again.

"What do you think I'm going to do this time when I'm going to find 'Jiang Shangfei' alone? It's not to get rid of that street boy Du Yongxiao. Broken Tooth said coldly, "This day of not dying on the street, one day is a thorn in my heart, reminding me of the dead ghost of the river dragon-——

"Lao Ding, benevolence and righteousness!"

"Benevolence and righteousness! I am distressed about the loss of three million! Broken Tooth scolded, "It's a trivial matter to turn over the river dragon and hang up, come out and mix, sooner or later there will be such a day, the problem is my three million, and the side will pay me back?" ”

Cun Bang and the others were silent.

Chunni and Chunlan, the two sluts, couldn't help but speak: "Master, don't be angry!" Do you want to eat a few Liuwei Rehmannia pills? ”

"Eat your mother!" Broken Tooth threw away the apple and said angrily, "No matter how much I eat, I won't use it on you?" One drop of sperm and ten drops of blood, I'm so old, I want to live a few more years! ”

"If you don't eat, you won't eat, why do you lose your temper so much?"

"That's it! The two of us are loyal to you-—— you always talk about people! ”

Broken Tooth didn't bother to fight with the woman, turned his head and said, "Look at it, the pirates will make a move soon." Du Yongxiao wants to fight pirates, and he must have that life! ”

……

Sha Tau Kok is the favorite place for Hong Kong stowaways, and it has long been the best place for pirates to land on the beach.

The famous "Pirate King" Zhang Baozai hit Shatoujiao three times, leaving a lot of relics here.

So much so that the first thing people do when they come to Sha Tau Kok is not to eat a bowl of beef offal noodles, but to find Zhang Baozai's ancestral hall, put a table of fruit tributes, especially Zhang Baozai's favorite glutinous rice cakes, and then worship him.

At this moment, a cruise ship slowly approached the pier with a whistle.

Suddenly, a large group of tourists came down from the cruise ship.

These tourists are all from other places, speak different accents, and look very excited.

Four of them were dressed strangely, one had braids that only people in the Qing Dynasty had left, one had a big bald head, one had a ponytail, and the last one was a beautiful woman.

"This is Hong Kong? Made, for the first time I went ashore in broad daylight. The bald head grinned and said excitedly.

"Shut up!" The whip man scolded the bald head, "So loud to beg? Afraid that others won't know that we are pirates? ”

"That's it, the boss asked us to pay attention to the image a long time ago, look at you, you have a big bald head, and you have big gold teeth, you look like a pirate!" The pony-tailed man habitually pulled out his dagger and licked it with his tongue, sneering all over his face.

"I'm like a pirate, what are you like?" The bald head was unconvinced, "Look at your ghostly appearance, lick the knife at every turn, even if you are not a pirate, you are a robber!" ”

"Made, every time I speak, you will stand up to me! Believe it or not, I beat you out of the? Ponytail took the dagger into his arms and rubbed his fists.

"Come on, let's try!"

The bald head and ponytail shook up.

Tourists all around look sideways.

The pigtailed man said angrily: "Shut up, hit the street!" If you really want to fight, go somewhere else! ”

The bewitching beauty also said: "That's it, I really don't know how the big boss would send the two of you out to do errands, if it weren't for me and Brother Braids to support you, it is estimated that you will be caught by the police before you go ashore!" ”

"Beautiful snake, you are really a crow's mouth!" The bald head and ponytail saw that a marine police officer came to inquire, and they were busy making a look.

The beautiful snake and the pigtailed man snuggled together and pretended to be a couple, the bald man grabbed the salute, and the ponytail man carried the package and acted as a porter.

"You four come here!" The sentry water police had noticed them earlier, they were dressed strangely and sneakily, and there must be something wrong with them.

"What should I do?"

"Go first!"

The four of them stepped forward.

"Take out your papers!"

"What documents?"

"ID card!"

"Oh, we -——" the pigtailed man's heart tightened, their ghost ID card.

The bald head and the ponytail put their hands in their arms, and if they were not ready, they would dig out the guys.

The beautiful snake hurriedly stepped forward, hooked the shoulder of the water policeman with her slender hand, and took out three hundred and stuffed it over: "Big brother, we just came to Hong Kong, and we are not familiar with the place, please make it convenient and accommodating!" ”

The water police smelled the fragrance on the beautiful snake, and couldn't help but sniffle, "Ahem, that...... I'm not unreasonable-—— you should be careful, it's better to cut your hair and change your clothes when you enter the city, I don't know if you think you're pirates! ”

"Okay, thank you for your concern!" The beautiful snake reached out and pinched the waist of the water police.

The Marine Police were soft.

Beautiful snakes, pigtailed men, they entered the city smoothly.

The marine policeman behind him was still teaching his soul and soul, and it wasn't until his companion woke him up that he gave half of the money he collected to the other party, "Kowloon Tong tonight?" ”

"Definitely!"

"Hahaha!"

(End of chapter)