Chapter 109: Someone is coming, close the door and let the pigs go

After a long voyage of fifteen days, Lin Taiping finally arrived at Ivory Island with the newly recruited pig-headed monsters, and when the clipper slowly sailed into the blue port, he looked at the familiar scene in front of him, and couldn't help but start to miss many people, even the dear Marquis of Grande.

"My lord, remember to come back often in the future. Seeing Lin Taiping board the dock, the bearded captain with a large group of sailors, waved desperately with tears in his eyes behind him, this voyage made them earn enough gold coins, and everyone's pockets were bulging to the point of exploding, so of course they were reluctant to give up when they separated.

However, Lin Taiping didn't have time to pay attention to the complicated feelings of these crew members, because from the moment he boarded the dock, he began to face big problems, such as how to tell SΓΉ Pig Instein and the pig-headed monsters, robbing the store is a very stupid and stupid thing, especially just to grab a few pieces of cream cake or something......

In fact, after seeing the prosperity of Ivory Island, the hog-headed monsters who had never left the Red Clay Island in their lives were immediately so excited that even the pig's head turned red, and the pig's head turned red, and the pig's first reaction was to take out the bottle of virus medicine that was said to make the whole island sick: "Oh roar, stupid human, tremble before my great evil wisdom......"

Lin Taiping directly blocked the pig Instein's mouth and threw it into Tulu's arms, and then had to rack his brains to explain to the guards who rushed that this group of pigs was absolutely not dangerous, but because they had just been sent from the East by their teacher to help, they were still a little unsuitable for the normal life in the West.

Thanks to the fame he had accumulated over this period of time, the guards finally believed this explanation, and the people who had fled in all directions also regrouped, watching from afar with horror and curiosity, so only half an hour later, when Lin Taiping stepped into the commercial street with the dark creatures, there were already hundreds of people watching the excitement behind him.

"Moo. I don't know what happened to Leah?" Tulu raised his head excitedly, looking at the ivory evening newspaper office that was getting closer and closer in front of him, and his steps couldn't help but speed up a lot, "We have been missing for half a month, and according to Leah's character, maybe we have committed suicide for you." ”

Can you not mention this? Imagining the cute appearance of the first beautiful girl of the Minotaur clan, Lin Taiping couldn't help but shudder: "Listen, Tulu, I've always looked at Leah as a sister, so no matter what the situation." There's no way I'm going to marry her, yes, absolutely not, even if she's ...... now."

Before the words fell, in front of the gate of the ivory evening newspaper not far away, Leah's indescribably angry roar was heard: "Damn bastard! I swear with my favorite frying pan, if you dare to stay here for a second longer, the old lady will shoot you directly into sashimi!"

What happened? Lin Taiping and Tulu looked at each other and subconsciously quickened their pace. After turning the corner, they immediately saw the scene in front of the Ivory Evening Office.

In front of the chaotic and noisy evening newspaper office, surrounded by onlookers and nobles, Leah led a group of minotaurs and dark elves. Wielding two frying pans to block the gate, he spewed white gas angrily: "Get out!" The old lady said again, no matter what happened to Lin and the patriarch, you are not welcome here. Do you understand?"

There is no doubt that the only person who can make Leah so furious is the benevolent and noble Marquis Grande!

Under the protection of a large group of guards. The marquis leaned on crutches with a calm expression, and sighed with sympathy on his face: "Miss Leah, you misunderstood, I don't mean anything sarcastic, I just wanted to come and see if there is any news about my dear niece and niece and son-in-law, is this also illegal?"

"What's the matter with you?" Leah glared viciously, eager to slap the pan in the hypocrite's face, "That's right, Elder Lin and the Patriarch are indeed missing, but my instincts tell me that they will definitely come back." ”

"Really?" said the Marquis of Grande, shaking his head sadly, "I have been missing for fifteen days, and there has not been any news of them, and though I haunt to speculate in this way, my dear nieces and niece-in-laws may have perished in shipwreck, or worse, they have fallen into the hands of the Joker...... Alas, this is really unfortunate, so unfortunate. ”

Imagining that tragic scene, the Marquis of Grande looked at the sky with sadness, and the corners of his eyes even shone with crystal tears, this kind of magical acting did have a good effect, at least many people around were moved, and faintly felt that this Marquis did not seem to be as vicious as the rumors said.

Damn hypocrite!, Leah rattled the two pans, but she couldn't attack in public, but the few dark elves next to her looked at each other and sneered: "So, dear Marquis, are you going to take the opportunity to come and seize the evening newspaper?"

"Capture? no, of course not. Marquis Grandet's eyes widened in astonishment, and then he shook his head again and again, "How could I do such a thing when my dear niece is still alive, but as her only relative, I feel it necessary for me to help her manage the evening newspaper until she returns safely." ”

Hearing such shameless remarks, Leah was so angry that she was about to burst out, but before the Marquis of Grande could finish speaking, under the gaze of hundreds of people, he suddenly raised his voice: "In fact, I have always felt that it is simply ...... to entrust such an important property as the evening newspaper to a group of evil dark creatures to manage Be...... It's ......"

What is it, he casually turned his head away, and suddenly it turned into a stammer.

Under the gaze of hundreds of pairs of eyes, Lin Taiping grabbed Christine's slender waist and walked out of the crowd with a smile on his face, followed by Yege and Tulu, plus a large group of pig-headed monsters with fierce faces.

After only a few seconds of stunning, Leah and the dark elves, who were about to run away, suddenly rushed up with cheers, and Leah was so excited that she threw away the pan: "Lin, I knew, I knew you would be fine." ”

"Ann, a, of course I'm fine. Lin Taiping patted Leah's head to show comfort, and then turned his head with a smile, "It seems that I am not too late, just in time for the wonderful performance of Lord Marquis." ”

At this moment, Marquis Grande's face suddenly turned pale, but he lost his mind for a few seconds. He immediately showed that ecstatic expression, and trembled and stretched out his arms to meet him: "The gods are above, my dear child, and I am so relieved to see that nothing has happened to you. ”

Play this again, can you have something fresh? Lin Taiping shook his head speechlessly, so bored that he almost fell asleep.

Every time it's the same acting, every time I get bruised by my poisonous tongue, every time I'm so depressed that I spurt blood and run away, and then I continue to persevere in looking for death...... Dear Marquis, Why don't you always learn your lesson?

Therefore, Lin Taiping didn't even have the interest in fighting back with a poisonous tongue this time, and the only thing he did was to turn his head lazily: "Then...... Close the door and let the pigs go!"

So, Instein, who had just joined the gang and couldn't wait to show his effect, immediately jumped out on his toes: "Stop, you stupid, rude, barbaric, backward human, put away your clumsy and ridiculous conspiracy, in front of me, the smartest and most evil head in the world." Any conspiracy trap is just a game of play. ”

It was disdainful, and it was disdained by a pig!

The Marquis of Grande stood stunned, but when he reacted, he immediately trembled with anger: "Damn stupid pig. I'm talking to your master, what qualifications do you have as a lowly slave......"

"You're a slave, your whole family is a slave!" Instein the pig suddenly went berserk, and the pig's trotters poked directly into the other party's head. "Wash my ears, you fool, and hear me - I, the great pig Instein. He is from the distant and mysterious Red Clay Island, the most powerful and evil alchemist of all time, whose wisdom is incomparably comparable to that of the gods!"

What is domineering, this is called domineering, everyone present was shocked, the Marquis of Grande was completely petrified, only to feel that his brain was full of paste, the gods are above, this stupid pig said that he is coming from, the evil alchemy from the distant Red Earth Island...... Wait, Red Earth?

In an instant, the moment he heard the three words of Red Clay Island, Marquis Grande's face suddenly changed greatly, damn it, the treasure of the Dark Dynasty recorded in the silver-white horn was on that Red Clay Island, if this is the case, now this little white face can actually come back from Red Clay Island with a pig-headed monster, does it mean ......

But that's not the worst of all, the worst thing is that the Joker listened to himself and set out to go to the Red Clay Island, but now, that crazy guy has lost a lot of money, and maybe a lot of his elite men, and it's time to vent his anger......

The Marquis of Grandet's face was bloodless at the thought of that terrible scene, and although he tried to keep his composure, his trembling legs betrayed the panic and uneasiness in his heart, and he even had a premonition that he would soon face a storm.

"Scared, right?" At this time, Pig Instein was still falling into the well, stretching out his hooves proudly: "So, you are the marquis that Lin said......? So, lose money!"

When he was in a state of panic, he heard this sentence inexplicably, and the Marquis of Grande could not help but be speechless.

"Of course, it's to pay for my invention. Pig Instein turned his face and waved his hooves viciously, "Because of your tipping news, those pirates attacked the temple and destroyed all the inventions I had painstakingly made over the years, my most beloved dragon trap is worth at least 30,000 gold coins, my most beloved black boots, how can I still ask for 50,000 gold coins, and my most beloved candle lighting machine, at least ......"

The Marquis of Grande was dumbfounded, and suddenly realized that he could not reason with a pig: "What nonsense, when did I tell the pirates, and your invention was destroyed, what does it have to do with me?"

"If I say there's a relationship, there's a relationship. Instein grinded his fangs, and the pig hair on his body stood on end, "Hmph, if you dare not lose money, I will personally go to you to get it...... Hehe, I heard that you have an only child, maybe I can use medicine to control his actions, let him kill you personally, and then hand over all your family property. ”

Unreasonable, completely unreasonable!

The Marquis of Grande finally realized that it was a big mistake for him to come here, and arguing with a damn stupid pig was the mistake of mistakes, so he immediately turned away with a grimace on his face.

It's just that when the carriage started slowly, he still turned his head gloomily and stared at Lin Taiping with a resentful face: "My dear child, you'd better think about yourself first, with the brutal character of the clown, you will soon launch a fierce revenge, and at that time...... Also, keep your pig-headed slave in mind and don't let it jump out and bite people. ”

"Stupid human, I'm not done yet. Pig Instein bit it and refused to let go, chasing after the carriage and waving his hooves desperately, "Don't think that's it, I know where you live, I'll go over tonight and pour the deadly virus into your water tank, I want your whole family to die, die, die!"

With a bang, the Marquis of Grande closed the car window directly, his face was so blue that he was trembling with anger, and his intuition told him that the damn pig-headed monster was serious, maybe from tonight onwards, he should be careful with the water, even if there was no deadly virus in it, in case he put some laxatives or something......

"Let's go, don't send it. Lin Taiping waved his hand at the carriage in the distance, but he smiled and wrenched his fingers, and began to count very seriously, "One, two, two and five......"

Boom! As soon as I counted to three, the moment the carriage turned the corner, a huge metal clip suddenly emerged from the ground.

In an instant, Hesseson's jagged fangs closed fiercely like a bloody mouth, directly biting the entire carriage in two, blood splattered wood chips in all directions, and in the dust that filled the sky, the scream of the Marquis of Grande suddenly came: "No! my legs, my legs ......"

At this moment, there was a sudden silence in front of the evening newspaper, and everyone opened their eyes in horror, looking at the bloody scene more than ten meters away, and couldn't help but shudder in unison, but they turned their heads to look at Pig Instein very neatly.

In the eerie silence, Instein suddenly screamed innocently, "What's the matter with me? Do you think that stupid pig-headed monsters like us can make such a terrible thing?"

"Absolutely impossible!" Lin Taiping replied solemnly, and did not forget to remind, "Everyone, instead of investigating the truth, should we go to rescue the Marquis first?"

When he said that, a large crowd of people rushed over as if they had woken up from a dream, and looked at the Marquis of Grande in the broken carriage, who had already collapsed in a pool of blood, and almost his entire right leg had been bitten off.

"It's so miserable!" Lin Taiping sighed sympathetically, deciding to eat one less bowl of rice tonight to express his guilt.

"That's!" Instein triumphantly bit his hoof, "Thanks to your reminder, I suddenly discovered that the dragon trap is not necessarily only used against dragons...... So, what do we do next?"

Good question, Lin Taiping thought about it very seriously, suddenly threw away the cigar, and rushed forward with a sad face-

"Lord Marquis, are you alright, do you want me to call an ambulance for you...... I'm sorry, I forgot that there are no ambulances in this world...... Why don't I ask Instein to give you an artificial breath?" (To be continued......)