Chapter 108: Pig Instein Joins the Gang

Koga Island, a small island in the southern part of the Horn Sea, is not very well-known, and in the early morning sun, a speedboat sails out of the harbor with full sails, and at the request of a large group of eccentric passengers, it sails thousands of miles to Ivory Island.

In good conscience, the bearded captain was initially tempted to turn down the hire, because the guests had no normal creatures other than a normal-looking little white face—a strange beauty carrying a magic crystal cannon, a dark minotaur desperately screaming for hunger, and a dark elf dragging a mace......

Well, I've put up with all this, but who can tell me why there is still a large group of ugly and stupid pig-headed monsters, especially the leader of the pig-headed monsters holding a broken book, this stupid pig actually waved his hooves and proudly announced after stepping on the deck: "From now on, this ship belongs to Lord Ben, this is the first step to conquer the world!"

The bearded captain rushed up with dozens of sailors, but before he could say a single word, a bag of cute gold coins flew towards him.

Then, the bearded captain, who had been furious, immediately turned into a faithful servant and invited the distinguished guests to board the ship, and even the leader of the pig-headed monster, who called himself the evil alchemist, was treated like a king, and the sailors even rushed to brush it just to get a few gold coins as a tip.

"See, these humans are really stupid. Served by a large group of sailors, Pig Instein lay lazily on the deck, enjoying a massage and triumphantly praising himself, "In the face of my great evil wisdom, these humans have surrendered directly, so it seems that it is easy to conquer this world." ”

Well, considering that it is very immoral to fight a paranoid person, Lin Taiping swallowed back the complaint. But the problem is that he doesn't plan to fight Instein, but Instein wants to send it to the door automatically.

A few seconds later, this guy came over with a pig's head on his head and a flattering face: "Dear Lin, that pot of black soup yesterday is really useful, but unfortunately the effect can only last for one day...... Hehe, what, if you don't mind, can you make me another pot. It's a wonderful feeling to have great wisdom. ”

Don't dream! Lin Taiping looked at the pig's head with a smile on his face, and couldn't help but roll his eyes desperately: "Do you want another pot? Do you know how many gold coins it costs to buy materials to make such a pot of black soup that improves wisdom? It's not a hundred, it's not a thousand, and it's a full 20,000 gold coins!"

This is half-true, but those profiteers in the Temple of the Gods are really getting darker and darker, and a primary wisdom enlightenment magic technique like this that can only maintain the effect of ten days actually costs a full two thousand magic crystals, even if Lin Taiping is a millionaire. He can't afford to toss like this, and he still has to find a way to save money to form his own private armed fleet, let alone waste valuable wealth.

"Don't!" Seeing his categorical refusal, Instein suddenly became anxious. It's okay if you don't taste wisdom, but now that you've experienced it, it's enough to drive people crazy to change from a smart person back to a stupid person.

That's why. Poor pig Instein suddenly cried with a sad face, and just hugged Lin Taiping's thigh and cried: "No, don't." Dear Lin, we are friends, right, can you bear to watch me become a fool, can you bear to watch my great plan to conquer the world go bankrupt, can you bear to watch those beauties and wealth lose their masters, do you ......"

What a mess, Lin Taiping was terrified when he heard it, and seeing that Pig Instein was hitting the deck with his head, he could only spread his hands helplessly and said: "Okay, okay, I'm really willing to help you, but the problem is, I'm also short of money now, and I'm so short of power, even if I want to help you, I'm powerless." ”

Lack of money? Pig Instein was stunned for a moment, and immediately got up with a flushed face, and slapped his chest thumping: "Lin, you said it earlier, what's so difficult about this, from now on, my people and I can join your team, with my great evil wisdom, we can go and do a few big things, for example...... How about robbing a bank?"

Speaking of robbing the bank, this guy suddenly lifted his spirits, and immediately took out a large number of semi-finished alchemy inventions from the space ring, his face was full of red light and white gas, shaking the pig's head and making a speech.

"Look, this is the ecstasy I got from my ancestor's room, we just need to find a random bank and rush in, turn the bank manager into our loyal slave, and we can swagger into the vault and take whatever we want. ”

"Also, do you see this deadly virus in my hand? When we get to Ivory Island, we will pour this thing into the underground river, and then the entire human race on Ivory Island will be sick and can only obediently accept our blackmail, do you think it is better for us to ask for a million gold coins, or a hundred thousand magic crystals?"

"What, that's not enough? Then let's get a little bigger, I heard that King Edmund has a beloved daughter, why don't we go and kidnap her, I'll give you another bottle of charm potion, let that beautiful princess fall madly in love with you, and wait until the raw rice is cooked and mature, let's kill the old king, and then you can inherit the throne, wow wow wow, both people and money, I'm really a genius!"

In this way, Pig Instein's mouth was red when he spoke, and he couldn't wait to carry out the evil plan now, under the frightened gaze of a large group of sailors, it directly grabbed Lin Taiping's arm, and shook it enthusiastically: "Well, it's decided, my people and I will help you make money, and you will help us improve our wisdom. ”

With tears in his eyes, Lin Taiping burst into tears when he heard this, and suddenly felt that he had made a big mistake, and he could even have a premonition that as long as he accepted this group of pigs as helpers, it was estimated that in less than two months, he would become a wanted criminal in the entire Horn Sea area, and he would be chased and intercepted by a large group of bounty hunters behind him every day.

But the problem is, whether he wants to or not, Pig Instein is already determined to join, and this guy even slammed his chest: "It's decided, when we get to Ivory Island, how about we go rob the bank first?"

Can you not mention this? Lin Taiping was completely defeated, and seeing that Pig Instein was about to jump into the sea and swim directly to Ivory Island, he hurriedly grabbed it: "Wait, wait, I'll talk about robbing the bank or something later, I think that for the sake of our long-term money-making plan, you should first help me make a few alchemy inventions." ”

"No problem!" Pig Instein didn't think about it, and immediately puffed up his chest triumphantly, "With me, the smartest and most evil head in the world, it's no problem to want any alchemy inventions, so do you want Ecstasy, or a deadly virus, or a self-detonating puppet that can blow up the entire Ivory Island into the sky with a bang?"

What do I want that kind of thing for?" Lin Taiping wiped his cold sweat speechlessly, and motioned to Instein to stretch out his pig's ears: "Listen, I just want a normal invention that can make ...... Got it?"

Pig Instein listened to this for a long time, and couldn't help but be disappointed, not that the alchemy invention was so difficult, but in its opinion, this thing was not terrible at all, and it was completely unworthy of its evil wisdom.

"But it's useful. Lin Taiping patted it on the shoulder and said seriously, "In fact, if you can do your best to make this invention, Tulu and Yege will be able to liberate them, and we will have more energy and time to develop new money-making plans." ”

The moment he heard the word, Tulu, who was munching on roast chicken in the cabin, immediately jumped out, and Yege and Christine naturally followed, and their past experience told them that all the money-making plans proposed by Lin could earn a downpour of gold coins in the end, which was much more cost-effective than robbing a bank.

"That's right, the new money-making scheme. Lin Taiping explained with a smile, "Although we have gained a lot in the real room this time, and the evening newspaper and the magazine have always brought profits, these are not enough, because we still have to form a private armed fleet, we also have to help the pigs Instein improve their intelligence, and we also have to face the crazy revenge of the clown, and even need to ......."

He didn't say any more, just lowered his head quietly and looked at the journal he found in the real room: "All in all, we need gold coins, magic crystals, all kinds of magic equipment and potions, and this qiē depends on your new alchemy invention Pig Instein, is there a problem?"

No problem at all! Pig Instein waved his hooves very hard, and his little eyes shone with wisdom: "Give me two days, before the wisdom enlightenment fails, I promise to be able to complete the alchemy invention, but you also have to promise me that after earning the gold coins, you will immediately cook soup for us to improve our wisdom." ”

"Of course, I guarantee with my character. Lin Taiping nodded happily, "So, the deal?"

"Deal. Pig Instein nodded with a smile and also stretched out his hooves, "But, Lin, I still think that when we get to Ivory Island, we should go to a bank to warm up first...... Well, after saying that I haven't been there for so long, those bank managers and beautiful receptionists must be very sad. ”

At this moment, thousands of miles away on Ivory Island, the bank manager who was drinking coffee and a dozen beautiful female receptionists who were counting money suddenly shuddered very neatly.

Why do we suddenly feel that something terrible is about to happen......?