The cool breeze has a letter, the autumn moon is boundless, and my emotions are like living like a year, although I am not a jade tree in the wind, chic and dignified, but I have my broad mind, strong arms!

That's right, I am me, different fireworks, I am your favorite Li Fangyuan.

Yesterday, I told you the story of Zhu Di, of course, I didn't finish it, you know me, storytelling is secondary, and funny is serious.

Due to the limited space, this baby will not tell you the story of Zhu Di today, but will tell you the story of my wise salesman.

The story takes place on a night when you can't see your fingers, and a strange phone ringing breaks the silence of the night.

"Hello sir, I'm from Peiyou English, what do you call me?" As soon as I answered the phone, the sweet voice of the other party came from the phone.

"You made the call yourself, you don't know what to call it?" I said coldly.

"Oh, that's the sir, we're calling randomly." The girl explained.

"That's it, then you remember, my surname is Fen, what's the matter?"

"Mr. Fen, I'm so glad to meet you......"

"Don't be too happy." Before the girl could finish her sentence, I interrupted her.

“…… Good. The girl was stunned for a moment, "Mr. Fen, can you waste a minute or two of your time to make a questionnaire for about five minutes?" Maybe it was because of my difficulties that made her feel at a loss, and she didn't even say anything for a while.

"What? Do a five-minute questionnaire in a minute or two, Miss is really a god! Ask for advice. ”

"I'm sorry, sir, it was my slip of the tongue." She hurriedly apologized.

"No, no, no...... How could you be embarrassed? You took the initiative to call me, you should be very embarrassed. I joked.

The other party listened to my words and fell silent.

"Okay, if you have any questions, just ask, and I will definitely cooperate with you." I was afraid that she would hang up because of this, I continued.

“…… Ok, thank you sir. How old are you this year? After pausing for about a second, the other person asked.

"Guess."

"Excuse me, sir, if you don't want to answer...... "Obviously, she can't stand me anymore.

"No, no, no, sister-in-law, I didn't mean that, in fact, I am a disabled person, and the people around me look down on me, and they don't want to talk to me, you know how ...... I am. How lonely it is...... Finally...... You...... It's called...... Phone...... I just want to ...... with you Let's talk......" I pretended to choke up as I spoke.

"I'm sorry......" Obviously, the girl doesn't know what to say anymore.

"No, I'm sorry...... It should be me, actually...... I just want to delay a little longer and let you talk to me more, actually, I'm 30 years old this year......"

"Uncle, don't be sad, in fact, disability is not a big deal, you have to be confident in life, I believe that God is fair to everyone, and you will definitely have a very good future." The girl comforted.

"Thank you, girl, you are such a good person, okay, if you have any questions, you can continue to ask, uncle, I must know everything."

"Okay, thank you, uncle. Uncle, have you ever studied English? The girl continued.

“Yes，of course. Because of an unexpected matter which requires fluent English,I am obliged to learn the language. Because of an unexpected affair that required fluency in English, I had to learn the language. "I deliberately spoke a long string of English.

"Uncle, what did you just say?" My sister was confused by my long list of English.

"English? What's wrong, you don't understand? ”

"Yes, I don't speak English well, can you speak Chinese?" The girl said with a little embarrassment.

"No, you're not from an English training institution, aren't you? You don't even know English? I feigned surprise.

"I'm just doing market research, not a teacher." She explained.

"If you do market research, you also need to be able to speak English, you think, you do market research, and if people know that you don't know English, they will doubt the quality of teaching in your institution."

"If you doubt the quality of teaching in your institution, you will not send your children to study in your institution, and if you don't send your children to study in your institution, your institution will not make money, and if you can't make money, your company will go out of business, and once the company fails, you will lose your job. You see, not knowing English is a horrible thing.

"So, you have to learn English while you're young. You must listen to your uncle's advice, read more books, read more newspapers, read less snacks, and sleep more. ”

"That's right. I've got some English books here, so I'll sell them to you cheaply. I used to work in a bookstore. ”

"Later, the boss ran away with my sister-in-law, so I took the books in the store and sold them, buy them now, don't want 998, don't want 98, as long as the broken price is only nine yuan eight, nine yuan eight you can't buy at a loss, you can't be fooled, as long as nine yuan eight, full of information to take home. It can be both a snap and a snap. ”

"You must be strange, it can't be a fake if it's so cheap, I send four in the name of the people, of course not. If you still don't believe me, I can send five. ”

"Then the question is, why is it so cheap, because we are factory direct sales, eliminating intermediate links, giving the greatest benefits to consumers, and no middlemen to make the difference."

"The pace of our promotion is like chewing Xuanmai, and we can't stop at all."

"Do you have anyone you don't like? Do you have any upset people? Then this baby's book, you definitely deserve it, read your own book, so that others have no snacks to read, baby's book, let your enemies crackle. ”

"Wait, now the first ten audience friends who make the call, we will also give away eight hearts and eight arrows diamond-studded kitchen knife - Rolls Milk. Rolls Milk, the Rolls-Royce of kitchen knives, designed by Italian famous teachers, Swiss sapphire knife face, South African rhinestones, and the family endorsement of the international superstar Sister Feng, enjoy glory and luxury. ”

"Is this my Rolls Milk? No! This is your Rolls milk, it's better to act, hurry up, our hotline is 2525425. "I took advantage of the trend and came with a wave of anti-selling.

"Hahaha...... Uncle, you have such a good sense of humor. On the other end of the phone, the girl leaned back and smiled with a smile.

"Look at what you're saying, I'm humorous, I'm really humorous."

"Okay, uncle, don't make a fuss, let's get back to business. Let me ask you one more question. Have you ever been involved in a training organization? The girl stopped laughing.

"Guess."

"Uncle, don't make trouble, okay, I'm working now, if we want to chat, let's talk later, okay?" She said word for word.

"Let's talk about it later...... Okay, I've turned back, let's get back to talking. ”

“…… Are you kidding me......" Her tone began to froze.

"Guess." I'm still saying that.

“CNM。” The girl couldn't help but curse fiercely, and then hung up the phone.

Okay, that's all for my story, and I'll share Zhu Di's story with you tomorrow.