Handsome guys, beautiful women, hello everyone. Your handsome guy, that is, me, Li Fangyuan is back again.

Before I tell you today's story, I want to complain to you about the current experts, it's too unusual.

Yesterday, I had a stomachache and went to the hospital. There are so many people in the hospital, they are all about to be squeezed into meatloaf.

At this time, a woman next to me reminded her husband to be careful of his mobile phone, and she reminded me that if I saw a doctor and saw the end, the mobile phone was gone.

So, with great difficulty, I finally pulled out the phone from my trouser belt and put it in my jacket pocket.

When I finished registering, I found out that there was a mobile phone in my trouser belt, it turned out that I just took out someone else's mobile phone, this damn flow.

After the test, I went to the doctor with my test sheet.

As soon as the doctor got the test sheet, he said, "It's over, it's over." ”

When he said this, I panicked and wanted to ask him what was wrong with me.

Who knew that he came again, "It's over, it's almost aggravated again, and now it's completely invisible without glasses." With that, he took out a pair of glasses from his pocket and put them on.

After putting on his glasses, he looked at the test sheet again. "You're a little late in this situation."

When I heard this, I immediately panicked again, "Doctor, if I have any illness, just say it, I can stand it." ”

"I mean, you're too late, you don't look what time it is, I'm going home for dinner. That's it, I see that your illness is not light, you can come back tomorrow and hang up an expert number! ”

After listening to him, I had no choice but to leave the hospital, and early the next morning, I went to hang up a specialist number.

Who knows, when I opened the door, I saw that it was the same doctor from yesterday. He evolved into an expert in one night? This evolution is a little faster!

The doctor said that I was an expert and that I was only on duty for someone else yesterday.

I muttered, "You just watched it for me yesterday."

He actually replied to me, you have a disease of 200 yuan, you were 20 yesterday, and you took care of it for you yesterday, and the hospital lost 18.

I was speechless, just look at it, so I gave him the test sheet again.

He looked at it and said, "Nothing, go home!" ”

I asked, puzzled, "Didn't you just say yesterday that I was not lightly ill?" ”

As a result, I got a divine reply, "The doctor said that the illness was not light, and the expert said that it was fine." ”

This kind of expert, in the era of this king, was cut down by me a long time ago.

Forget it, let's not talk about experts, let's talk about Zhu Di.

We said last time that as long as there is Zhu Biao, Zhu Di will never come out, who will make his mother Queen Ma? This again illustrates the importance of birth. Therefore, after Zhu Di came to power, he also ordered the historian to change his mother to Queen Ma.

Finally, Zhu Biao died, and Zhu Di thought that his opportunity was about to come. But who would have thought that Zhu Yuanzhang would engage in a black-box operation, and he directly established Zhu Biao's son Zhu Yunwen as the prince.

Zhu Di's young heart was broken again, and his heart was cold.

After Zhu Yunwen came to power, he was afraid that his uncles would threaten his position. Therefore, the proposal of Qi Tai and Huang Zicheng was adopted to cut the domain.

There is nothing inherently wrong with the ploy of cutting feudal domains. In ancient times, there were indeed cases of rebellion because of one's own family, such as the Seven Kingdoms Rebellion in the Western Han Dynasty.

But the mistake is that Zhu Yunwen was too anxious, he forgot the ancient adage that he couldn't eat stinky tofu in a hurry, after he came to power, the foundation was unstable, and Zhu Yuanzhang killed all the ministers who could be killed.

If you can't wipe out all the enemies, then you will be sown endless trouble.

Although Zhu Di is quite an emperor, he does not want to rebel. After all, the risk of rebellion is too great.

However, Zhu Yunwen's policy of cutting the feudal domain forced him to rebel, and he didn't want to end up like several other feudal kings.

In addition, he met a naturally rebellious Taoist monk, this monk does not like to chant scriptures and chant Buddha, what he loves most is rebellion, and he keeps encouraging Zhu Di to rebel.

Finally, Zhu Di was tempted.

If you want to rebel, you need to build weapons, so you can't throw rotten eggs on the battlefield. So, he built a large basement and forged weapons in it.

Since there were no soundproof walls at that time, he built a lot of chicken farms around the basement to hide the sound of forging weapons.

In addition, he also quietly recruited troops in Beiping, conducted military exercises in his palace, took advantage of people's superstitions, and hired many sailors to create momentum for himself.

In order to buy time for his rebellion, Zhu Di also exerted his superb acting skills and became a mentally ill person. and deceived Zhu Yunwen's ears and eyes brilliantly.

Now I announce that the winner of the 2023 Golden Hippo Best Actor is ——— Zhu Di.

But later, Changshi Gecheng betrayed Zhu Di, and he reported the news of Zhu Di's pretending to be crazy to the imperial court.

However, who would have thought that Zhang Xin was a dutiful son, he listened to his mother's advice and went to Yanwangfu to report the news.

As a result, Zhu Di, the king of Yan, launched the "Battle of Jingyan" in the name of "there are traitors in the court, and they want to be close to the king".

Zhu Yunwen immediately sent troops to resist, but the biggest mistake he made was to ask his subordinates not to harm Zhu Di's life.

And the most amazing thing is that it seems that God is also on Zhu Di's side this time, and several times when Zhu Di's army was in danger, it suddenly blew a strong wind, either breaking the opponent's handsome chess, or blowing the enemy soldiers unable to open their eyes.

I have to wonder if our little brother Zhu Di has opened a plug-in.

Later, Zhu Di successfully invaded Nanjing with the help of Zhu Lu, the king of the valley, and Li Jinglong.

After Zhu Yunwen learned the news, he set himself on fire. But miraculously, later, Zhu Di did not find his bones.

Some people say that he ran away to become a monk, and some people say that he went to become a Taoist priest. So where did he go? You guess!

In the same year, Zhu Di ascended the throne and changed the era name to "Yongle". When I heard the news, of course I sent someone to hug his thigh.

My life motto is, "Those who know food are handsome, and good birds choose trees to perch on." ”

Well, this is Zhu Di's story. Goodbye, guys. We'll meet again!