"My ancestor was a very famous landlord in ten miles and eight townships."

"Hey, don't look at me so depressed now, as the saying goes, you can't be poor for three generations, and this rich is also difficult to keep."

Fang Yu's line skills are very strong, and the audience was quiet in two sentences, staring at the screen intently.

The scene on the curtain changed, and in an instant I came to a house.

The camera panned to the back room, and the audience's expressions became nervous.

The name of this movie is "Ghost Blowing the Lantern", and at the same time, Fang Yu, a horror master, participated in the production, so it's strange that there is nothing scary in the film!

Whether there will be one at the beginning, no one knows.

"See, the person who is screaming on the bed is my grandfather, Hu Guohua."

The actor who plays Hu Guohua is the actor Fu Dalong, who has played "Tiangu".

Fu Dalong, the image of the smoker, has a good grasp of the mentality, and when he rolls on the bed, a discerning person will know what his situation is at a glance.

"As for him, he doesn't learn well with his family wealth, he can't do anything if he likes it, he has to learn to eat, drink, prostitute and gamble with others, isn't it? It's time to catch up, this guy is still learning to smoke a lot, no matter how much property my ancestor leaves, he can't stand his squandering like this, right? ”

"Oh, my grandfather is a bit unfilial to say that, but well, you can watch and see why I said that about him."

Fang Yu's voice disappeared, and the theater became an ambient sound.

This Hu Guohua is addicted, rolling and screaming in bed, and the uncomfortable acting makes the audience feel very immersed.

"That's right! That's right! How could I not have thought of it! Hu Guohua suddenly got up, got out of bed like a catapult, and ran out.

It didn't take long for someone to stand in his courtyard.

"Uncle! And lo and behold! I've told the family! People are also yellow flower girls, and the dowry of these two oceans is indispensable! I'm just your relative! Uncle! You've got to take care of your nephew! ”

The actor who plays the uncle is also an old actor.

has the name of the three major acting cards in China, one of which is the actor Li Xuejian!

The eyes of Fuda Longjia and Li Xuejian hit each other, and the audience felt that this drama was not bad!

How can a drama with all the acting skills of all members being online be bad?

"Okay, you're my nephew, can I leave it alone? As long as you don't touch that big smoke again, find a daughter-in-law to live a good life, and pass on the blood of this old Hu family, won't my yard give it to you sooner or later? Remember, don't touch the smoke again! ”

"Good, good! Don't touch, don't touch! Fudalong was in a good rhythm, his eyes were glancing to the ground when he answered this sentence, and a little impatience could be heard in his voice.

"Reach out!" Li Xuejian's voice came out of his throat, and Fu Dalong hurriedly stretched out his hand.

Li Xuejian took out a handful of silver dollars from his pocket, and Fu Dalong's eyes were about to glow! Seeing that the silver dollar was coming in his hand immediately, Li Xuejian shook his head again, and only put two silver dollars in Fudalong's hand.

"This is gift money, when I see my nephew and daughter-in-law, I will give you some money to live."

"That's not good, uncle! I also need a lot of money to run a banquet! Do you look at it again to give points? ”

Li Xuejian blew his beard, "Okay then!" He said and gave another silver dollar, "Boy! You can hear clearly, if you don't marry a daughter-in-law this time and use the money to smoke, don't blame your uncle for being ruthless! At that time, I will never recognize you! ”

"Okay, okay! Got it! ”

As soon as the picture went black, Fang Yu's voice appeared.

"You must remember that there are three kinds of people in this world who cannot be trusted the most."

"Fraudsters."

"Gambling."

"Smokers."

"Look at my grandfather, he deceived his uncle and drew all the money, and then he thought of the previous marriage entrustment, the money is spent, and there are only two sons left, where can I find a big girl to marry?"

"He's still thinking about his uncle's silver dollars! You see, he's come up with a lossy idea."

The picture reappeared, Hu Guohua carried a pink paper figure and walked into the courtyard humming a song.

Peanuts, pat cucumbers, beef sauce.

There was good wine and food on the table.

Not long after, the uncle played by Li Xuejian came.

"Uncle! I've been waiting for you for a long time! Come on, come on! ”

Li Xuejian looked around, "Why is there no one?" What about people? ”

"Uncle! Don't hurt me! Ever since I smoked that damn cigarette, all my friends and relatives are gone! You still think of me as a person! How can anyone eat my favorite wine today! It's just you! ”

"Alas! Let's go! You'll have to live a good life in the future! ”

When the two entered the house, Li Xuejian frowned, "What about the nephew and daughter-in-law?" ”

Fudalon coughed and pointed to the curtain of the back room, "Do you see a figure?" My nephew and daughter-in-law are sitting! ”

"Oooh! Nephew and daughter-in-law! Come out and meet and eat together! ”

Hearing this, Fu Dalong, who played Hu Bayi's grandfather, hurriedly blocked in front of the curtain, "Uncle! I'll tell you here! ”

After settling down Li Xuejian, Fu Dalong's eyes rolled slightly, and he thought of a pretense, "Uncle, don't dislike it, my daughter-in-law can't speak or hear it!" The timid are very much. ”

"Alas! I can't help it, can I? Don't look at our family, I smoked this damn cigarette, and my body was bad, and now I can't do anything, and the yard is so broken, who is with me! Isn't it? Marrying a daughter-in-law is still a handicap! Alas! ”

Fu Dalong was about to cry when he said that, Li Xuejian patted him lightly on the back, "Okay, when we get married today, I'll give you some money, you do some small business, you can't talk and don't call things, and it's a lot cleaner, isn't it?" When the days are better and I have a child, pass on the incense to me first. ”

Fu Dalong pretended to wipe away his tears, and hurriedly turned a smile: "Okay, uncle!" I toast you! ”

The picture went black again, followed by the funeral of the uncle played by Li Xuejian.

Hu Guohua stood outside the courtyard, listening to the howling and crying inside, wanting to knock on the door and go in to get a stick of incense, but he was also afraid of being beaten out.

Why did my uncle die?

Angry!

Paper people are brides, it's okay once or twice, and after a long time, they will be exposed sooner or later!

One day, my uncle saw that the door of the yard was not locked, and after entering the house, he saw that his nephew and daughter-in-law were still sitting there behind the curtain!

Li Xuejian thought about it, opened the curtain and wanted to say hello, after all, this nephew and daughter-in-law have not seen each other since they got married, how embarrassing it would be if they didn't know each other when they walked on the street in the future?

Lift the curtains

The result?

As soon as the curtain was lifted, my uncle saw that there was a pale paper man sitting on the bed!

Frightened, frightened and angry!

In this urgency, an old man was alive!

"Look at my grandfather, he is angry with his uncle, and without his uncle, his life is not as good as day by day."

The camera followed Hu Guohua to the dilapidated small room, the paper figure was thrown aside, Hu Guohua rolled on the bed, and he kept shouting.

"What can I do! It's uncomfortable! I want to die! ”

"Ahh What a curse! Where can I get some money? ”

Hu Guohua said, suddenly slapped his head!

He staggered out of bed, out of the yard, and looked back with an understatement.

The camera is everything, the house that was still habitable just now has become a ruined house that has not even a roof.

"That's enough for me to smoke for two days! Hey, hey, hey! ”

This guy has replaced his shelter from the wind and rain with a dilapidated house that will fall off in the wind, looking at him like this, it is estimated that this house will not last long and will be sold by him.

Hu Guohua, who swallowed clouds and spit fog, had a relaxed expression and hummed an unknown tune, so comfortable.

But this environment, combined with his skinny appearance, no one will think that this is a good thing.

In the midst of the smoke, Hu Guohua suddenly rubbed his eyes.

On the stone brick next to it, there was a mouse! also imitated Hu Guohua's appearance, smoking this wisp of white smoke in a similar way!

The most classic thing is that this mouse is not a CG special effect! It's a real mouse!

Taming the beast! One of Fang Yu's mastery! Let the rats cooperate with the camera to film!

Hu Guohua felt very interesting, and spat at the mouse, and the mouse chirped and inhaled at Hu Guohua! The rat wasn't even scared at all, and the expression on his face seemed to be enjoying it!

"Haha, rat rat, you still know me!"

By the time the movie got on, the audience in the cinema had been amazed!

How do you do this special effect so well?!

Two days have passed, and Hu Guohua, who has not eaten, smoked cigarettes with this mouse for two days.

On the third day, Hu Guohua began to roll on the bed again.

"Oops! It's uncomfortable! It's uncomfortable! ”

He was rolling here, and the rat was scratching his back, tossing and turning against the mat, and chirping at the same time.

"Oops! Rats, rats! I don't have any cigarettes and no money! Find your own way! Sick of it! ”

As if he understood, the rat's little eyes rolled, jumped out of bed, and ran all the way out!

That night, Hu Guohua felt a sensation in his trouser legs, and quickly woke up from a semi-unconscious state.

Get up and take a look.

"What is this?" Looking at the light again, the mouse next to the bed was carrying the silver beans to his trouser leg one by one!

Hu Guohua hurriedly grabbed one.

Ooh!

"Silver?!"

(End of chapter)