Chapter 383: The Adventure Begins
"What's the saying? When a man is rich, he becomes bad. ”
"I don't dare to agree with this, Lao Hu."
"My grandfather was originally a wilted master."
"No, the rat got him silver beans, and he went to smoke again."
In the dilapidated room, Hu Bayi's grandfather Hu Guohua and the human mouse lay on the straw mat.
"Mouse, mouse~ How do you say I should thank you? Tsk~" Meimei took a puff of cigarette, Hu Guohua got up, "In this way, just smoking this thing is not full, I'll cut two taels of beef for you, let's drink some later~"
The audience didn't know whether to cry or laugh when they looked at Fu Dalong's nervous appearance, but there was a consensus that poisonous dogs could not be pitied.
Hu Guohua walked out of the yard, and as soon as he walked with his front feet, a guy with a thief head and a thief face suddenly appeared on the loess wall!
This man's name is Liuzi, and he looks very bad, and mutters, "Aren't all the things sold?" You can still smoke this lot every day, it's a treasure hidden at home, right? ”
Flying down the courtyard wall, he tiptoed into the house.
"Squeak~"
Push the door in.
The white smoke in the sky made the six sons hurriedly fan the wind near their noses, "Choke to death!" Why haven't you sucked this surnamed Hu to death? ”
He frowned and entered the house, and when he turned his face, he saw the rat enjoying himself on the mat.
"Huh? This rat is not afraid of people? ”
Walking forward, Liuzi also felt a little strange, looked at it for a while, remembered the matter, and rummaged through the cabinets at home.
This dilapidated old house that Hu Guohua replaced had no furniture, and after a simple rummag, the sixth son, who was not very good, was tired and sweaty, and sat on the straw mat.
As soon as he sat down, the rat chirped as if something had happened.
Liuzi felt strange, and touched it under his buttocks, which turned out to be a smoking stick.
"What is it called! Sick of it! ”
He picked up the cigarette stick and pointed it at the rat with a stick!
The stick smashed over, and the mouse didn't seem to expect the person in front of him to hit him, so he didn't dodge, and was directly knocked unconscious!
"Damn, run for nothing!" The more he thought about it, the more angry he became, so he grabbed the mouse in a fit of rage and threw it at the corner!
Syllable!
This time, he directly threw the mouse on his back, and after a while, his eyes rolled and his mouth turned out of his stinky intestines
"You!"
A shout at the door scared Liuzi!
If this person is not Hu Guohua, who else can it be?
When Hu Guohua is put aside, people are very grinding, and he can walk for half a day to buy something.
Today is different, he only smokes half of this cigarette, and at the same time he is also worried about the safety of the rat at home alone, if it is taken by an old wild cat, his intestines will be repentant!
Hu Guohua, who trotted all the way and ran home, saw such a situation at a glance, and he was angry!
This rat is not only a cash cow that allows him to smoke again, but also the last bit of comfort in his heart.
No one understands him, only the rat understands him and accompanies him.
Now that the rat is dead, the last flame in Hu Guohua's heart has been extinguished!
"You die for Lao Tzu! I want your life! ”
Hu Guohua picked up a knife and rushed over as he spoke!
Where have the six sons ever seen such a situation? I thought Hu Guohua was scaring himself, after all, he was just a mouse, even if he entered the house to steal something, he wouldn't be able to commit a life lawsuit, right?
So, the sixth son pretended to be fine, he thought that Hu Guohua, the smoker, didn't dare to do anything to him, and squeezed out a smile on his face, "Don't mind, Hu Ye, I'll go through the door, you misunderstood, I saw this rat stealing something to eat, so he fell to death, I."
"Poof!"
This white knife goes in, the red knife comes out, and the six sons look incredulous!
"You"
"Poof! Poof! Poof! ”
After stabbing several times in succession, the wall was sprayed with blood! The straw mat is also dyed red!
The six sons didn't even understand why they could kill a mouse and turn this Hu Guohua into such a virtue.
Hu Guohua, who had not shed a single tear after his uncle died, fell to the ground limply, looked at the mouse that had fallen into a rat cake in the distance, and muttered: "Mouse, rat, I killed you!" Alas! ”
Killing someone was a big or small thing in those days.
After a while, Hu Guohua was escorted to the "Yamen".
In this era, the warlords were fighting, and the official master on the yamen was not a cultural person, and when Hu Guohua came, he still reprimanded his aunt with a northeast accent.
"Kill a rat and you'll kill someone? You are even more arrogant than the tiger I saw in the mountains! Okay, you! ”
The old man was about to take out a gun and shoot Hu Guohua as he spoke, Hu Guohua hurriedly explained, "My lord, you don't know, this is not an ordinary mouse, this is my only relative in the world!" ”
When the old man heard this, he laughed angrily, people and rats are relatives?
"Tell me about it? I can't say a flower, I will make your life worse than death! ”
So, Hu Guohua slowly told him how he saw the mouse, the mouse and all the things about him.
"This rat is my last bit of comfort. My lord, I admit everything else, I killed the man, and I have no complaints, but can you let me dig a pit for Brother Rat? And then give it the two taels of beef? It was hungry before it died. I can't let it go hungry."
This official had just come down from the battlefield for less than half a year, and with a bloodthirsty aura all over his body, he stood up and pointed a gun at Hu Guohua, "Huh! Are you really not afraid of death? Are you going to send this rat on your way? ”
Hu Guohua was surprisingly not afraid, and stiffened his neck and said: "Please, master, it really doesn't matter if I die or not." ”
"Okay, okay!" The old man said three times, "Lao Tzu has seen everything in his life, and those who call him brothers and sisters on weekdays are not bad if they don't stab them on the battlefield!" You can handle it! It's a little bloody! It's much stronger than the soldiers that Lao Tzu brought! ”
He repeatedly bearded, "In this way, you go and get a piece of the ocean, bury your rat brother, and go back to me as a guard or something." ”
"That's right!" Speaking of this, the official master changed his immodest attitude just now, twisted his eyebrows and glared, "You can live!" You have to quit this cigarette for Lao Tzu, if Lao Tzu finds out that you smoke a lot of cigarettes in my place, I will break all your teeth! Grind your bones into powder! ”
Hu Guohua has now picked up a life, and hurriedly kowtowed to thank him, gritted his teeth and said that he would quit this big cigarette that delayed the matter.
As soon as the screen turned, the picture had reached the green train.
"And then?"
In front of the camera was a little boy eating a lollipop, the camera went up, and a circle of people gathered around Fang Yu, all looking at him with expectant eyes.
"Later, my grandfather went back to his hometown."
Hu Bayi, played by Fang Yu, just wanted to talk about what happened later, when the voice of the flight attendant came from a distance.
"Beiping Station has arrived! Hurry up when you get off the bus! ”
"I'm sorry~ Let's continue the next thing! Gone, gone! ”
"Cut~" Everyone waved their hands and dispersed, as for how Hu Guohua was discharged from the army, how he returned to his hometown to see the white-haired dumplings who cut out his heart, and how he was friends with fortune tellers in life and death, and how he got the first half of the sixteen-character yin and yang secret technique, and how it was passed on to Hu Bayi, that is all a later story.
This is the beginning of the story.
The adventure that belongs to Hu Bayi is coming!
(End of chapter)