This meal is really satisfying, some are bitter, and some are a little unconvinced.

Cooking is no better than football.

Football, if you play well and score a lot of goals, then you are good.

Nor is it any better than esports.

Who cooks, who understands.

Even if your teammates pit, you C, smart viewers can also have an insight into whose problem it is at a glance, even after the rice circle is serious, after the brothers make frequent mistakes, there are still many people who come out to comment on the game level of the brothers other than their appearance.

But this stir-fry is a bit too subjective and not very positive.

How to compare?

Better than who sells?

So who sells more chicken than Ken? Does making more money mean it's delicious? Not necessarily.

Find two people to eat different meals and give a score?

According to the sentence in the cross talk, you hold a bowl of bean juice, find a random person on the street, put him down, and pour it into his mouth, if this person stands up and scolds the street, then he is out of town.

If he wiped his mouth and asked, "Is there a scorch circle?" ”

Don't ask, local.

Anyone who has drunk dung water knows that the taste of bean juice is very similar to dung water.

Just because the locals drink it doesn't mean it's delicious.

Therefore, cooking depends on the diner's own taste.

So, which is higher or lower for Fang Yu and Huang Lei's meal today?

You don't need to look at He Yuan, you don't need to look at Zhao Liying, and you don't have to speculate about Li Yu, who already has a deep affection for Fang Yu.

Just looking at the performance of Huang Lei and Han Geng, it is not difficult to see that Fang Yu has actually won.

Huang Lei didn't praise Fang Yu, but just said, "Tsk, this tomato is a little sour, next time I choose a tomato, I have to find the kind that feels hard to the touch." ”

The fault was picked, and then he was very angry, and he ate all the bowl of noodles in his hand, and he didn't leave anything.

After finishing the event, he also showed the camera, "This is called hard work." ”

Actually, he was just hungry.

Even his own evaluation of his plate of wild vegetables was, "It's still the taste of the past, I know you may be a little unaccustomed to it, but this thing is healthy, you know, eat more!" ”

As he spoke, he didn't pick up the second chopstick.

Then, look at Han Geng.

Okay! After Fang Yu went to the kitchen to clean up the dishes and chopsticks, he looked at the bowl of noodles that was about to collapse, and there was a fire in his eyes!

Idols, you have to keep in shape and pay attention to body management.

In this show, it is obviously unrealistic for you to ask Huang Lei to make breakfast for you in the morning.

Eat everyone's snacks, instant noodles, bread? Han didn't want to eat it.

In fact, last night, he was hungry enough, and he didn't eat much, so he thought about having a good meal at noon, but Huang Lei also roasted the chicken into charcoal.

It's just that the "enemy" wants to show his cooking skills, Fang Yu's side, Han is even more can't eat, and he can't eat it.

At this critical moment, the good old man He Zhen saw Han Geng's entanglement, after all, He Zhen himself had tasted the three plates of vegetarian dishes made by Huang Lei, and knew that these dishes could not be eaten as a meal.

When Mr. He saw Han Geng eating those chopsticks and wild vegetables at that time, there was an explosion of love in his heart, and his mother's love was about to be born, and he thought, Han Geng, I think you are really hungry!

So he gave Han Geng a super large step.

"We can't waste food, I'm still a little hungry and want to eat another bite, Han Geng, look, I know you can't eat more carbs, so you give Teacher He some order, I'll eat a few bites of your noodles, let me rest and work well in the afternoon~"

As he spoke, he picked up a few chopsticks, but there were not many, and then the rest was given to Han Geng.

Holding the hot noodles in his hand, he looked at the three plates of dishes on the table that he couldn't eat with tears.

Yes, Han Geng doesn't want to lose face, just eat it!

Han Geng, who was so hungry that he ate Huanglei wild vegetables just now, was directly out of control after this first bite of noodles.

With this chopstick, Fang Yu in the kitchen shook his head.

[Your hand-rolled noodles make Han Geng's eyes full of tears, hand-rolled noodles +8, each +2]

Fang Yu saw the level of proficiency and knew that when a person had a great prejudice against him, or thought that he couldn't do anything well, he could get more skill proficiency, in short, the greater the contrast, the more amazing he was, and the more experience he had.

At this time, Huang Lei had just cleaned up his dishes and chopsticks, looked back at the leftovers on the table, and said to the last Han Geng, who had not finished eating: "Don't waste food, you can finish it in a few bites. I'll finish the scrambled eggs with tomatoes, and I'll give you these two dishes. ”

Okay, Han even heard that this is called a gas!

The lettuce is fine, especially the wild vegetables!

Is that something for people to eat!?

I haven't suffered so much in South Korea, and today I can be regarded as having eaten it in domestic entertainment!

But even if you don't want to eat it, what can you do?

Huang Lei is the network bully in the entertainment industry, in the words of the editor, his students alone are all over most of the entertainment industry.

Han Geng's analysis of Huang Lei is correct, knowing that it is troublesome to offend Huang Lei, but it is actually very right.

offending Fang Yu, it would be a verbal quarrel at most, Fang Yu would not stumble on him, and as soon as Han Geng thought that Fang Yu was Li Xiaolu's dream lover, he couldn't help but want to choke on fire.

Huang Lei is different, judging from his performances when he met Guo Qilin and Shen Teng in the show, this person is very troublesome to offend.

At that time, it coincided with the conflict between Guo Qilin and Yue Yunpeng's brother Deyun who were rumored by the media, and Huang Lei deliberately said inexplicably after Zhou Xun praised Guo Qilin, "I have seen Yue Yue, and he is quite able to endure hardships." ”

Guo Qilin was talking about cross talk, and knew that Teacher Huang Lei had something to say, so she fought back on the spot, "Teacher Huang, this is talking to me." And then he immediately said, "My heart is my heart." ”

It's a complete round.

Looking at the issue of Huang Lei and Shen Teng again, it was even more full of gunpowder, and they were about to tear their faces.

The reason is because Shen Teng, a grassroots actor from the barbecue city and born in Hecheng, did not follow Huang Lei's intention when roasting suckling pig, and did not constantly turn over the roast suckling pig, which caused Huang Lei's dissatisfaction.

Huang Lei first ordered the director team and said, "The director team roasted like this last time, but it won't work." ”

As a result, Shen Teng didn't give Huang Lei face, "Then let the director team bake it." "Choked back.

Until the evening, Huang Lei began to behave as a demon, first saying that we don't have to wait for Mary, we will eat directly, so that Shen Teng, who is a guest and Mary's partner, is dissatisfied, and then he cleverly took out the character of the god operator and began to guess the content of Shen Teng's new movie.

He guessed right, it's a spoiler.

Guess wrong, the content is boring to listen to, so can the audience buy tickets? The problem is wrong, Shen Teng can't spoil the plot of the movie, so he can only be silly.

In the end, Shen Teng couldn't get angry, and came to say, "Teacher Huang Lei is proficient in everything", and Huang Lei, who was provoked later, directly said with a very face, "Do you believe it or not, I will smoke you." "I almost tore my face.

He Zhen played a round game, saying that he would cut out this section as a gimmick, but Shen Teng was angry, he was a man anyway, and he was threatened by another man that he wanted to whip him, he directly pretended to be joking and kicked Huang Lei, Huang Lei didn't bear it, slapped Shen Teng's thigh, and didn't spare anyone, and ended up scolding a little deflated calf.

So this meal at noon today.

There is no dish left.

Of course, he also finished eating the noodles

No one forced him to eat this side of the problem.

In this first game, Fang Yu won with a high vote.

Next, it's up to us to see how the dinner is done in the evening

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Longing for life!

Big Star Country Reality Show!

The idea of this show at the beginning was very interesting, allowing celebrities to go to the countryside to live, experience the countryside, and understand life.

Sound familiar?

That's right, it's the Metamorphosis team that has been transformed into a whole show.

At first glance, the Metamorphosis program sounded like Oh, let the children in the city go to the countryside to endure hardships, let them know that a good life is not easy to come by, let the children in the village know the beauty of the big city, and let them study hard.

But class is never a few days of life experience that can be crossed.

At the end of the show, the rich boys went home to continue eating and drinking.

The children of the village, on the other hand, have to go home and worry about what kind of potatoes they will eat for three meals a day.

There are even more "ignorant" children, who are noisy to sit on the toilet and, and let him squat to use the dry toilet, he thinks, he can't pull it out.

The longing for life is also guilty of this kind of lofty problem.

Letting celebrities experience farm work is originally a thing that hurts the hearts of farmers.

Do you want the people at the bottom to see the stars floating in the sky, and after doing the farm work they will do every day, they will praise, "This wheat is so good!" This scythe wields so well! Better than me! "What?

watched this show, but because of some things done by these stars, the audience felt uncomfortable.

Then who doesn't know that if you put too much salt, the dish will be salty?

Is that because you don't know?

That's because there are fewer vegetables, more salt is put in, you can use less vegetables, and you can use this money to eat a few more meals, which farmer needs to watch the star teach people the truth of survival! Watching them do farm work is not much different from watching kindergarten children learn how to dress.

Therefore, Fang Yu did not accept the afternoon farm work arrangement given by the director team.

What kind of work is harvesting corn, let's leave it to Xiao Xianrou to do.

"Fang Yu doesn't accept the script arrangement? What is he going to do? Lying down for an afternoon? ”

When the director heard the reply given by the staff, he was blindsided on the spot.

Isn't it okay in the morning, why did you start playing big names?

"No, no, he said he was going to walk around the village and see if he could do something."

"That's fine! Then revise the script and let him find the treasure Anyway, he wandered around, until he didn't want to go shopping, so he put a box and let him open it, and there was a reward in the box, it was an iced coke at night, and yogurt An Muxi or something, that's it! Videographer, keep up! ”

arranged the next variety show effect in a few sentences, and this director can be regarded as a rare talent in the industry.

Fang Yu walked out of the mushroom house, and Li Liying hurriedly beckoned Zhao Liying to follow.

As soon as He Zhen saw this situation, he immediately ran up.

It's not that He Zhen needs the camera, he just feels that Fang Yu is here because of himself, and if he doesn't take care of it, he can't help it.

A few people walked on the road, and He Zhen began the introduction of the village.

"This village is like spring all year round, and it is very suitable for living."

"Whew!" Zhao Liying nodded in response, but Fang Yu turned around, "Then why didn't you see anyone?" ”

"Ah, it's because ......" He Yuan's words came to his lips, and he didn't know what to say.

"It's because, although it is suitable for living, it is not suitable for young people to work hard......" Fang Yu said something difficult to say for He Yuan, and shook his head helplessly, "I'm afraid that there are some old people and left-behind children in the village, but if you have a little strength and are a healthy person, you have also gone out to work." ”

When he said this, he said to himself: "There is no such thing in this village that there is a Leying character like the hot heroine who gnaws at home for ten years under the banner of a pleasing personality and makes her mother worry." ”

Throwing out those things that are unfamiliar with Chinese movies, Fang Yu pointed to a courtyard with an open gate and said, "My house is very similar to here, especially the donkey in the yard, my family used to raise a stubborn donkey." ”

Li Yu, who was familiar with Fang Yu, hurriedly took over the conversation, "Then you can repair the horse's hooves, is it true or false?" ”

"Really, it was the one who used to help adults trim donkey hooves that they learned to repair horses' hooves."

Fang Yu's words are actually half-truths and half-truths.

It's really that his family does have donkeys.

The fake thing is that he didn't learn this thing at all, and he did help, but he also helped the donkey to get a turnip.

A few people pointed to the donkey in the yard and talked, and an old man in the yard walked out of the house.

Seeing so many people at the door of his house, and the camera recording, he knew that this was the program group in the middle of the mountain, saying that it was the group of people who came to shoot the show.

"CTV drops?"

The uncle stepped forward and greeted everyone very warmly.

"Ah no, uncle, we are from Mango Terrace."

He explained.

"What?"

"Mango Terrace!"

"What fruit?"

"Mango Terrace."

"Oh! Hee hee 6 ah! I'll do it! ”

"It's not CCTV, it's Mango, Hulan Channel."

"What? What is lazy? It's not lazy, I'm just about to go to work, I'm old, and I'm sleepy at noon! ”

"Uncle, it's not work...... It's the ...... of the lake," He Zhen explained that he was tired, "Forget it, uncle, what are you going to do?" ”

The uncle understood this sentence, and he turned back to the donkey, "Huh! This donkey guy has a sharp stone stuck in his hoof, and I can't get it if it's swollen, so I have no choice but to go to the butcher's house in the next village......"

"Hey, uncle wants to kill the donkey?" He Zhen's eyes lit up when he heard it, this donkey meat is a good thing, when the time comes, kill the donkey and use the donkey meat to make a donkey meat feast, which not only fills the stomach but also enriches the content of the program, isn't it wonderful?

Unexpectedly, when the uncle heard that he was going to kill the donkey, he was anxious on the spot, "What? You're going to kill a donkey? It's my life! You can't kill! ”

He Yi was stupid when he heard it, and hurriedly explained, "No, uncle, you misunderstood, I misheard......"

The uncle covered his face, "Huh! You guys are really not doing good things in Mango Lake! I'm going to kill my old man's donkey! ”

He Yu was speechless, thinking to himself that this old man was really not invited by the program team to add the effect of the program?

When the two did not say anything, the camera followed to the donkey.

Fang Yu was now in front of the donkey, preparing to touch it with his hand, but the uncle hurriedly stopped him, "You can touch it!" This donkey recognizes life! Kick you, boy! ”

Fang Yu was unmoved, and directly touched the donkey's head, and said without replying: "This donkey's hooves are probably injured, you have to take out the stone as soon as possible, otherwise it will be easy to become inflamed." ”

……

(End of chapter)