Chapter 705: Repair the donkey's hooves
"What? You're going to fix this donkey's hooves for me? Hey! You big city doll, how can you do this! ”
"Uncle, I'm not a doll in a big city, I grew up in the countryside, I have a donkey at home, I will repair this thing, don't worry, don't pay if it's repaired, you just give me two jade cocoons, this can't be repaired, I'll pay you for the donkey!"
Fang Yu spoke with some local accents, and he didn't know what's wrong, looking at his face, he felt that he was not a big star in an instant, but a child who grew up in a village, as if his face had some grassland red taste.
When everyone heard that Fang Yu was going to repair the donkey's hooves, they were all shocked!
It is rumored that Fang Yu will repair horses' hooves.
But that is also a rumor, just like Fang Yu is the illegitimate son of a media tycoon, and later his family situation was picked up, and netizens and insiders found out that this was not the case.
Of course, the benefits he got during the Heaven Slaying Dragon and Tianlong Babu period were also not complained about by anyone, because Fang Yu had already become the light of the Chinese at this time, who still cared about the original rumors, anyway, it was not what he said.
is also because Fang Yu's rural background was picked up, and classmates in the same period also mentioned in interviews that Fang Yu is hard-working, and he is a vegetable cake or something every day, which makes netizens have a good impression of Fang Yu, a star who has come up from the grassroots.
Later, there was also a rumor that there were three grassroots in the north.
Guo Degang, Wang Baoqiang, Fang Yu, the three are grassroots representatives after 02.
If this star is upright and unwilling to face up to his past and origin, he will be disgusted by the broad masses of the people.
Fang Yu not only did not hide his rural identity, but also generously showed the chores he learned in his childhood, which is the star template that the public likes!
Otherwise, why does CCTV have a soft spot for Fang Yu, other variety shows are looking for trouble for the guests, Fang Yu is like this, taking the initiative to help the villagers solve practical problems, do good deeds, such a positive behavior, CCTV likes it too much!
In addition to the TV station's liking, the three onlookers also admired Fang Yu's approach.
Zhao Liying is a grassroots actor, Li Liyu is the existence of climbing all the way from the bottom to the ceiling of the actress, and the last He Zhen is also dealing with the grassroots all the year round, they all appreciate Fang Yu's character, compared to the chef who is high and has some bells and whistles cuisine, and the idol artist floating in the sky, it is more pleasant to get along with a down-to-earth actor like Fang Yu.
"Uncle, do you have any such things? I'll take a look at all the tools, take two more basins, and make a basin of cold water and a basin of hot water. ”
Fang Yu said that he was saying it to his uncle, but in fact, he said it to He Zhen, Li Yu, and Zhao Liying, and when He Yu heard that he needed help, he hurriedly started to work.
"I'm going to boil the water."
"Ahh
"I'm going to find the tools."
This small deserted yard suddenly became lively, more lively than the New Year's time, everyone was busy, the uncle saw this, he still felt a little warm, and went back to the house to get those that were about to expire, leaving the small snacks for his granddaughter.
As for what donkey to say, that's it, just don't play to death.
Who can expect a big star to do such a thing...... Not to mention that they can grow up in the countryside, even if they grow up in the fields, they may not be able to do this.
Most people have reservations about Fang Yu's upcoming trimming of the donkey's hooves, feeling that it is most likely a show, only Fang Yu himself understands that there is no difficulty in trimming the donkey's hooves at all.
The most difficult part of repairing the hooves of a donkey is not to repair this step, but how to persuade the donkey to cooperate quietly.
Don't look at the donkey, which is smaller than the horse, its combat effectiveness cannot be underestimated.
Many sheep herders know that if there is a wolf problem near the farm, then in the case of sheepdogs and Tibetan mastiffs that do not work, raising a few donkeys can definitely drive the wolves away.
The donkey's temper is raised, and no one can stop it, and the wolf has invaded the donkey's territory, and the donkey can bite the neck and slip to death.
Don't look at the donkey is a herbivorous animal, this guy's bite force is no worse than many carnivorous animals, the key is that it has rough skin and thick meat and strong endurance, the reputation of a donkey enemy and three wolves is not groundless, a stubborn donkey rushes to the wolves, can give the wolf to speechless, bite not understand, accidentally will be kicked by the donkey's hooves to the nose and killed, who can stand it.
Therefore, the uncle is always in front of the donkey, and he is ready to pull the donkey when it goes crazy, if he kicks someone, it is not enough for a donkey to kill.
"It's okay, uncle, this donkey is kissing me."
"Is that possible! This donkey has to shake his face when he sees my little granddaughter, it's very tough! ”
"Don't believe me? Look at it. ”
Fang Yu said, circus skills and ventriloquist skills activated!
"Ahh Uh-huh?! He imitated the donkey's cry very unimaged, and the donkey's cry shocked the program team and the three guests!
Fang Yu's donkey barked, it was no different from a real donkey.
Not to mention that people can't tell the difference, this donkey is also a little confused, and there are more questioning looks in his eyes in an instant, as if to say, they are all donkeys, why don't you use a rope to tie your legs?
Fang Yu's circus is about to break through the third level, and his ventriloquist is also a real third-level skill, a donkey's bark is over, he touches the donkey's head, "Sisters, you also call to listen?" ”
He said this as if he were playing with a donkey.
Everyone was a little embarrassed, especially Zhao Liying, whose faces were red.
At this juncture, I never thought that this donkey would really start barking!
"Uh-huh? Ahh ”
Its two sounds seemed to correspond to Fang Yu's donkey bark just now, two lifeforms that crossed races, using the same language, to communicate!
"Huh?"
He Zhen exclaimed one hundred and twenty points, of which the variety show effect only accounted for 21 percent, and the remaining ninety-nine points were all shouted in the form of not being afraid of Fang Yu's pride.
"It really responded!"
"Of course." Fang Yu continued to touch the donkey, "Donkey, if you are willing to let me pull out the stone from the hooves, you will call it five seconds, if you don't want to, you will call it two seconds." ”
The uncle on the side frowned, "Huh! You baby, how can this donkey understand what you say! Isn't that a good idea? ”
Before the uncle's questioning was finished, the donkey began to bark......
"Ahh Ahh Ahh Ahh ”
Everyone doesn't know if there are five seconds, in short, this donkey, who was still quiet just now, didn't know what's wrong, so he cooperated with Fang Yu and started howling.
God, everyone doesn't know how long five seconds is, and the donkey probably doesn't know, Fang Yu looked at the watch with one hand and commanded with the other, and when it was more than four seconds, he "collected", this donkey......
It was quiet like this, and I didn't scream anymore......
(End of chapter)